"I said why didn't I see him come to play with me after waiting for a long time, it turned out that he came to you from the big fat man?"
It was only a few minutes before a child's version of Deadpool, with a small arm and legs, found the place, standing on the edge of the thick green pool, speechlessly looking at the fat white man lying on the belly of the rancid giant."
ShhhhNurgle covered Strange's ears with his large, yellow pus-dripping hands, careful not to wake the child from Deadpool's duckling."
Scumbag, see one and love another."
Little Deadpool is also a spirit body, able to incarnate in his own mental world, not to mention, and has absolute control, because this is very reasonable: "Obviously, I even have lubricating oil and candles ready, ready to play some excitement with him, but you have taken my target away, how can I deal with it?"
”When following his cousin to the Warhammer universe, Deadpool once sternly refused Nurgle's solicitation, and didn't want to drink the nectar from the other party's abscess and become some kind of 'big impurity'.But the God of Chaos is actually a spirit, a high-dimensional concept, an idea that once you see it, you can never erase it.Nurgle directly left a shadow in his mind and lived in the form of mental power.At the same time, because of Nurgle's actions, the rest of the three gods of chaos also noticed this slut, he was cruel and addicted to carnal desires, which completely met their requirements.So the three of them put aside their past disputes and projected them into Deadpool's head, carving out their own territory here.The 'Whisperers' can believe in the four gods of chaos at the same time, and it is not a problem for the four gods to love one person at the same time, but compared to Nurgle, the love of the other three may not be easy to accept.Wade's mind was originally chaotic, even more chaotic than the environment of the subspace, and the evil gods were as comfortable as if they had returned home.In short, Deadpool had long known that his brain was not normal, and he thought that the four gods were his own fantasy, so he conceived a little haze to block out the other three gods, and only occasionally chatted or played with the big fat man.Speaking of which, Slaanesh is actually quite good, but unfortunately, she has four pairs of Nako and three Dingding, and Deadpool doesn't quite accept this level of pleasure."
Ho ho ho ho ......
The slumber of the spirit can be in the blink of an eye or in the blink of an eye, and the soul and spirit are more closely related than you think. ”Nurgle smiled merrily and kindly, his mind far more sober and clearly more far-sighted than the old rulers: "You can wake up, Deadpool, this kid will be my warrior and help you in the dimension of reality, because he has love in his heart, and he loves the world." ”The ground beside the pond was filled with twisted screams, slimy twisted creatures began to laugh, plants and animals began to twist and swell with strange vitality, and a torrent of filthy sewage was shaken into the sky and poured down like rain with the laughter."
Well, well, drink, phew!"
Deadpool spat into the pool of green water and nodded boredly, "It's okay for you to live on the edge of my amusement park, but take care of your flies and don't come and steal my ice cream, or I'll kill all your kids." ”"Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Hahahahaha......
Bring the dead to my throne!
I will crown you with their souls and suffering!
”In another corner of the amusement park, in the darkness obscured by the scarlet haze, there were crazy bloodthirsty cries.But Deadpool hates being taught to do things the most, he has his own way of dealing with the world, so he gestures his middle finger over there without looking back: "Plus, plus, if you talk nonsense, I'll fantasize about a nightclub coming out, and then fantasize about your mother, I'll go clock her, and then ask all the black buddies I knew in Africa to take care of her business." ”"Hee-hee-hee-hee......
-hee ....................................It's all long, but it's short.Deadpool opened his eyes, and he was still standing on the street before, the small suitcase containing Vision and Ultron's head left aside, landing on the wriggling ground like a red flesh film.It was still the same Doctor Strange in front of him, his eyes closed and a baby's smile on his face.In the next second, his body suddenly swelled, and the robe on his body was blasted into flying fragments, and the whole person turned into a rotten monster with a height of more than seventy meters, like a mountain of meat.The plague flowed out of his features like green smoke, and the dense swarm of flies broke through the bulging belly, and the dark clouds soared into the sky, and the rotting and pus-draining intestines suddenly fell out of the belly, and swayed in the air like decorations.His pale skin had turned yellow and green into a corrupt color, his body had been endowed with deadly diseases, and his tissues and organs had been endowed with divine powers, and he was no longer the Strange of the past, but now he had been reborn after seeing the truth of the world.The giant looked down at the small red-black figure, but with respect and respect on his smiling face, and he spoke, his voice like a rancid bubble at the bottom of the swamp: "Deadpool, gracious father asked me to help you. ”"Shh......hI thought it was my brain cancer that had a mutation, but it seems reasonable to say that my fantasy ability has indeed broken through the sky. ”"Mr.
Wilson, what exactly have you done?"
He was quite calm, and even took it for granted.But Luther, who was watching in the sky in the distance, was surprised, he had never seen such a thing, just the two of them looked at each other, Deadpool could turn the enemy into an obedient monster, what kind of skill is this?
Although he was still suppressing his emotions and did not lose his temper, the scientist's curiosity exploded in an instant."
Just call me Wade, Lex, we're good friends, Mr.
Wilson is my cousin."
Deadpool took out the miniature walkie-talkie from his ear, shook the earwax on it and stuffed it back: "Relax, this kind of thing that is incomprehensible to the average audience often happens, just like the probability of a black man killed by a police officer in the United States, I know he is a bit big, you bear with it." ”"Oh, interesting."
Luthor in front of the monitor narrowed his eyes, he seemed to have something extra, and lightly lifted the topic: "In that case, let this monster who obeys you lead the way, let him take you to Lord Marvel, and I will help you at a critical moment." ”"Makes sense."
Deadpool nodded, hugged the small box, looked up at the giant and said, "Doctor Strange, can you take me to Lord Marville?"
And then help me kill him?
”Giant Roshan grinned, his molting snake-like tongue popping out of his mouth emitting green smoke, "Willing to serve, Chosen One, we can show him what true love is, but the title of Doctor Strange is no longer worthy of me, and now, you can call me - Doctor Impurity." ”"Tsk, the new code name sounds quite hanging, as a temporary code name, it seems that your rationality has returned, that's right, what's the good of going crazy?
It's better for everyone to get rich together. ”Wade also changed his smile, he still likes this honest fat man.