"Knock knock!"
There was a knock at the door, very rapid and irregular."
Eight o'clock in the evening, this time should not be the landlord."
Daisy, who was so noisy that she dropped the mop to open the door, she tilted her mouth and said to the girls on the sofa, "So it's probably Sophie, she must have come to show us how happy her X life is." ”The door opened, and it was not only Sophie, a fat woman in pink pajamas, but also Oleg in only a pair of T-shorts, and he was even naked and wearing a chef's hat.But there was no joy on their faces, but they were full of horror, and Sophie's heavy makeup was soaked with sweat, and the whole thing looked like a ghost.The two of them dodged into the door, she first stood still and posed, and then began to walk around, shouting loudly, taking out a handkerchief from her pajama pocket and waving it: "Close the door, my Polish God, there are monsters!"
Daisy, you're going to help us!
”"Oh."
Daisy returned to the couch with empty eyes and sat down, grabbing her beer.This pair of men and women are too depraved to start playing with drugs?
Seeing that she didn't believe it, the woman with a height of 1.9 meters and a weight of 150 kilograms ran to her like an elephant dancing ballet, took heavy but flexible steps, sat sideways on the armrest of the sofa, and touched Daisy's shoulder flatteringly: "What I said is true, yes, these things on your TV are in our apartment building, right in my house." ”"You mean zombies?
Sophie, it's just a movie. ”Caroline handed the fat woman a handful of popcorn and told her to eat some sweets to calm down: "These monsters don't exist in reality, and they shouldn't be in your house." ”There were about fifty or sixty popcorns that I picked up from the sofa, and Sophie slapped them all into her bloody mouth, she looked frightened, chewed the food vigorously and said: "The rich lady used to be unable to understand us, let me tell you, not long ago, on the way home from the supermarket with Oleg to buy lube, we picked up a person in a black tight leather suit, who looks like that kind of SM lover, you know?"
”The girls glanced at each other and nodded, the so-called 'leather-clad monarch', many Americans like that tune, well, Kama Taj's Mordo is also this one.Seeing that the girls were all nodding, Oleg, who walked to the side of the refrigerator, took out a few eggs and a carton of milk from it, skillfully opened the stove and began to spread pancakes, and at the same time took over the conversation, after all, there are some things that make it difficult for women to speak."
So we picked him up and took him home, and he probably drank too much, so we tied him up and got ready to play with him...
Uh, that kind of game. ”"It's illegal, isn't it?"
Caroline scratched her hair, crossed her fingers and said, "So you guys picked up a drunk or unconscious SM lover on the street, and took him home and prepared to assault him?"
”"Oh no, it's not illegal in my hometown."
Sophie shook her head repeatedly, when she was in Poland, it was normal to pick up a drunk or something and take it home to play."
Indeed, it is not illegal to break the law in Ukraine, and he will not lose anything anyway, but will leave a good memory."
Oleg also nodded in agreement, and turned the pancake over: "He looks like a masochist, the whole person is dirty and smelly, and he must be very fond of heavy gameplay." ”"Well, there's no point in dwelling on this, so how did you find out he's a zombie?"
Daisy was almost convinced, Oleg would want to cook whenever he was nervous, it was his habit, and apparently they were really scared."
I sat on his lap for a while, and his leg broke, and so many maggots came out, and he begged to eat us."
Sophie patted her chest and said with a hideous face: "It's too perverted, even for me, this kind of play is too perverted." ”"I watched a zombie movie after I smuggled into the United States, so I recognized it as a zombie and quickly brought my dear Sophie down to you for help."
Oleg's words were seamless, and his pancakes were already out of the pan, almost creamy."
Why are you looking for me?"
The female Thor is a little puzzling."
We already know who you really are, and we can see you every time you take off from the little garden where the horses are raised."
Sophie looked at Daisy with the same eyes as if she were mentally retarded.In order to prevent the glass from being broken, the female Thor changed her clothes at home and then flew away from the backyard, and the two people who lived on the second floor were eyelids, "What they said is true." ”When Daisy wanted to ask something, Hela, who had dropped the remote control, stood up, her long black dress turned into a black and green battle armor, and the long hair that was scattered over her shoulders was also coiled up by an invisible force, making it look like a spider leg with teeth and claws: "After coming to Earth, I turned off my perception, after all, this is New York, and Kama Taj's defense is impregnable."
But I tried it just now, and there was really the smell of the undead above our heads. ”As soon as she said this, the women on the sofa all stood up, and in the midst of all kinds of lights, superheroes appeared, and even Gwen ran to the bathroom, changed into her pink and white uniform, and carried a schoolbag of munitions to get ready."
Let's go up and have a look."
Carol tightened her fingerless gloves, the double star logo on her chest gleamed, and she nodded to the stunned Sophie and Oleg: "You just stay here and don't move, Cosmo, protect them." ”"Wang!"
The big dog scratched its ears with its paws to indicate that it was wrapped around it.In this way, the heroines walked out like the wind, and they wanted to go upstairs to see what the living zombies looked like.In the room, Sophie's eyes fell on the helpless Caroline, and she blinked her eyes suspiciously: "Don't you just change your body or dress up?"
”Everyone stood up just now, and Caroline followed, but the light and shadow effects and magic were all the same, and she realized that she couldn't do anything.So in the face of Sophie's inquiry, she could only sit back on the sofa and shake her head, showing an embarrassed and polite smile: "I'm just that ordinary person with a bunch of freak friends, hi hello, I'm Caroline, hehe......""
Honey, she seems to be crazy."
The chef walked over with pancakes and handed them to his girlfriend to taste."
Oh, how pathetic, my Cinderella."
Sophie went to Caroline's side, touched her head, and brought the pancake to her mouth: "Eat, I'll give you a uniform tomorrow, it's better than their clothes, I, Sophie, am the Polish version of the fairy godmother, and my man and I will support you." ”Oleg's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Honey, what kind of stand are you talking about?"
If it's the kind I want, I think it's time to start!
”.