Earth 40k, at this time.In the office on the top floor of the Sanqu Wing Building, Fury looked at the person on the other side of the desk with a cigar, and the air was filled with an inexplicable atmosphere: "Dugan, don't ask why, just answer me, howl if the commandos can complete the mission." ”Although he said serious words, he was an old comrade-in-arms after all, and Fury rolled a high-end cigar from the table to the bearded man in the bowler hat.The person who was called to the office was Damm Dougan, but the fat man with a big belly looked embarrassed at this time, took the cigar, and sighed: "Nick, do you really know what you're talking about?"
”Fury stood up in the darkness and looked out at the night through the tempered glass, Washington DC did not have the skyscrapers of New York, but there were more green spaces and fountains.Of course, at night, it looks like it's just pitch black, and the occasional plane flies by, so you can see the lights on the lake below."
I'm very sober, I can't explain to you why I gave such a task, I just need you to carry out the order.""
My team can't take such an order."
Dugan threw the folder in his hand on the desk, replied impatiently, took out a lighter and lit a cigarette: "You're talking crazy, you let me find you a few doors?"
Maybe it's a green door, a red door, a brown door, if there's no door, maybe a window?
Are you sure you're not eating the wrong thing?
”"Nope."
Fury didn't even look back, just put his hands behind his back: "You haven't finished reading the information I gave you, they are not ordinary doors and windows, they contain energy, they are doors and windows that can lead to parallel universes, by the way, if it is not doors and windows, then the manhole cover of the sewer may also be." ”Remembering Deathbell's smiling expression, Fury added the sewer again.Dugan picked up the mission briefing and looked at it carefully, which was kind of suppressing his temper, but he still shook his head after reading it: "I don't have enough manpower, although there are werewolves and vampires in the howling commando, and there are monsters like humanoids, but how many doors and windows are there on the earth?"
How could I possibly give you a fan to check?
”"Master Druid of Kama Taj is now a Occult Advisor to S.H.I.E.L.D., and I am seconding him to you temporarily."
Fury turned and walked back to his desk and sat down, shaking his cigar on the ashtray: "If he wants to know, then he must know, and all you need to do is take the information that Death Knell knows out of the druid's mouth." ”"That's Kama Taj's guy, what are you going to ask me to take?"
Dugan also sat down and crossed his short legs on the desk: "Hard ones definitely won't work, but I'm a big soldier, and clichés are not my specialty." ”"You figure it out yourself, I just need the result, even if you drug him or sell your ass."
Fury didn't plan to continue the conversation, and waved his hand for Dugan to carry out the order: "Now leave my office and get things done, Lieutenant." ”Dugan raised his hand and saluted speechlessly, but there were no good words in his mouth: "Obey the order, sir, besides, fuck you, Lao Tzu owes you in his last life?"
Nick, good things are never my turn to roar commandos, and you come to me every time you find problems. ”Hearing his complaints, the boiled egg smiled instead: "Get out, you owe me several lives during World War II, now you can pay my debts honestly." ”Dugan gave the chief a middle finger with a cigar in his mouth, bowed his head and walked away, sighing as he walked.On the way out, he staggered by a man, the blonde man in a brown leather jacket with a kind smile on his face: "Good evening, Dugan, you seem to be in a bad mood?"
Have a drink together in the evening?
Natasha texted me a while ago saying that she had found a new bar interesting called Big Bird Turn. ”"Good evening to you, captain, but you don't have to drink, we all know that you can't get drunk at all."
Dugan smiled bitterly, his lips squirming a few times under his bushy beard: "Fury gave me a confidential assignment that I can't explain to you." ”"Understood, I don't ask, but did you receive the invitation?"
Steve laughed, held the doorknob, and moved on to something else."
What invitation?"
Dugan stopped, he took off the cigar in his mouth and held it in his hand: "The group of comrades-in-arms we know are almost all dead, right?"
”"This."
The captain took out a piece of cardboard with a lace bow from his jacket and shook it in his hand: "Deadpool's wedding invitation, I went fishing with Bucky in the afternoon, and when I got home, I found that there was an extra invitation in the bathroom toilet. ”"You just got the invitation from Deadpool in the toilet?"
Dugan's expression became very admirable, and he gave a thumbs up: "I have been convinced of you from the past, you never seem to be afraid of getting sick." ”The captain scratched his eyebrows speechlessly, and put the white invitation in front of the beard: "Don't say that, Deadpool is indeed a little dirty, a little smelly, and the lower limit of morality and life is a little lower, but he is a cancer patient, and cancer is not contagious."
In addition, his invitation was wrapped in plastic film earlier, and my toilet was cleaned. ”Dam spat out a puff of smoke and shook his head, "I'm a little unsure about that guy, Steve, you know what I'm talking about." ”The captain nodded, and he patted the sleeve of his jacket: "I don't know him well, and I can't say if he's a villain, but someone sent an invitation, and I think I still have to go out of politeness." ”"No, I'm just talking about the sewer connected to the toilet."
Dugan turned to leave, not taking the piece of paper to observe: "I haven't even bothered to go home, but if I get an invitation, we can take a taxi together." ”"It's settled."
The captain smiled and walked into Fury's office in a good mood: "Nick, are you looking for me?"
”"Yes."
Fury opened the drawer of his desk and pulled out an almost identical piece of cardboard, "That's what I asked you to talk about, just five minutes ago, there was an invitation in my office bathroom, Deadpool." ”Captain America nodded, standing straight at the table, "You want me to find out how this invitation ended up in everyone's toilet." ”"This is S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, and I'm the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., and now I have someone who can come in and out of the bathroom in my private office, and I don't want to see me 'busy' the next time he comes back, you know?""
I'm not sure if I'll be able to talk to him, but I'll help you go to Spider-Man and ask if the kid is very close to Deadpool."
Steve put away his invitation, pushed Fury's share back, and turned to leave: "I think Deadpool shouldn't have any ill intentions, and he also sprayed perfume on the invitation." ”"It doesn't matter if there's one, but I don't want to see him in my own toilet, what is he?
Japanese Ghosts?
Reaching out from the toilet bowl and touching my black ass?
”Fury waved his hand to show that there was nothing to say, he turned his chair and continued to look at the scenery outside the window: "I'll go to the wedding, but captain, I can't let Deadpool do whatever he wants, go talk to him, and by the way, check this bride named Xia Kela, she is not in the S.H.I.E.L.D. database, it seems that she came out of nowhere." ”