"Hey, hey, hey......"
In a dark room, the TV plays a beautiful beach volleyball program, and a fat figure in the room is munching on potato chips and pouring Coke, snorting and snickering like an idiot from time to time."
Suck!
Yes, jump, jump more, whew!
Call!
”Seeing the highlights, the chubby black shadow also leaned in front of the TV and blew into the display, as if he was going to blow off the obstructive pieces of cloth.In the dark, his eyes seemed to be glowing, his gaze kept passing over the flesh of the white flowers, and he couldn't hear the voice of the game commentator at all, and he was completely obsessed with beauty.But at this moment."
Tear up!"
The curtains of the room were slammed open, and the strong sunlight outside suddenly shone into this happy world.The figure's reaction speed was not slow, and he subconsciously turned his head when he heard the sound, but the quick reaction was also wrong, and the change in light suddenly made his vision pale and sour, so sour that he burst into tears."
AhhMei: Do you want to kill Daddy?!
Close the curtains!
I'm going blind!
”The obese middle-aged man immediately covered his face and lay down, rolling on the carpet like a ball of meat, his big belly stretched out a large slit in the red and blue uniforms, and his navel like a deep well was exposed.At the window stood a Spider-Woman holding her arm.She was wearing a uniform with a black background and a red cobwebbed pattern raised like blood vessels, and her eyes widened angrily when she heard the man's shout: "If only I was really blind!"
What are you doing?!
You didn't answer the phone, I thought something happened to you, and I hurriedly asked for leave to see you, only to find out that you were alone at home trying to be comfortable alone?
I was so disappointed!
”The fat man rolled a few times, got up with difficulty, sat on the carpet and rubbed his hair, which had not been washed for an unknown amount of time and had been congealed with oil, and protested: "I didn't do that, and you're a girl, don't say such things." ”"Cut, it's a new era now, old antique thinking."
The large white eyepiece on the girl's mask narrowed, and she walked around and began to help clean up the room: "I'm twenty years old, can't I just talk about it?"
”"No, no, no, you're my Peter Parker's daughter, the best girl in the second generation of superheroes, Dad won't allow you to become a female monster like Grandma Black Widow!"
The middle-aged man began to roll on the carpet again, his legs still kicking around, and he looked like a fool.The girl was speechless about this, her father became like this after he retired, staying at home every day to watch those shows, staring at all kinds of beautiful women, as if he was wasted.If she hadn't been tricked into the trap of Red Skull the year before last, and her father put on his suit again to rescue her, she would probably have thought that Spider-Man would have no combat effectiveness.But afterwards he praised him a few words, but he didn't take off this uniform, if he was too busy to take care of his father's house, he could wear this uniform for half a year without taking a shower."
Ugh."
Mae Parker sighed, slowly picked up a large bag of potato chips in the corner of the room, about seventy or eighty of them, and wrapped them with spider silk: "Seriously, Dad, why don't you find a wife?"
”"No, I only love your mother alone."
Spider-Man arches up and down the carpet like a caterpillar, and lies on his stomach in the shadows of the couch to hide from the light, the smell of mold and leftover soup on the carpet."
I love her too, but she's been dead for ten years, and you're not yet sixty years old, so you can find another one."
May walked around the room quickly, putting away the empty drink bottles and packing them away: "I heard that you didn't like Aunt Mary Jane very much when you were younger?"
She has also recently been single. ”"Whose mouth is so big that they even tell you this?"
Peter rolled over, leaning back against the sofa and panting: "You don't care about the affairs of adults. ”The spider girl sent a clump of garbage tied up with spider silk out the door, saying, "How could I not care?"
You're suffering from depression in this case, and I'm going out on a mission now, and I'm worried that one day I'll open the door to your place, and I'll find your body hanging from the rope of an electric fan. ”"If I'm going to hang myself, I'm going to use spider silk too."
Peter muttered quietly."
Have you really thought about it?!"
Mei threw the garbage in her hand on the ground with a clatter, crossed her waist and began to count Daddy: "I know that you have a mental problem, go, go take a shower and change your clothes, I will take you to Doctor Doom and ask him to treat you." ”Dr.
Doom Reid is not a doctor, but he is omnipotent, and treating depression is a breeze.If it weren't for the fear of breaking the order of life and death, and also breaking everyone's default rules, Mae Parker even thought about asking him to help resurrect his mother Gwen."
I'm not sick, I'm not going."
Spider-Man climbed up, took heavy steps and ducked to the side, picked up the fast food box on the coffee table and ate it, which was the leftover Chinese rice bowl from the previous night.As soon as her daughter's wrist flipped, a spider silk shot out, stuck to the fast food box and snatched it.But she had no choice but to sigh and say, "It's okay not to go for an examination, don't eat this kind of leftovers, let's go out to eat, right?"
”Spider-Man is a little moved, he also wants to spend more time with his daughter, after all, the Avengers are usually very busy, she also has her own house, and the two get together less and leave more.If there's one thing to remember in the chaos of New York, it's that there are family and friends, as well as my own daughter.Whenever Peter is with her, he always feels very warm, reminds him of the deceased Aunt May and Gwen, who are also so nagging, this is what it feels like to be a family.But at this moment, the host's voice came from the TV......"
That's it for the beach volleyball game, so let's focus on synchronized swimming."
The flexible fat figure flickered, and he returned to the sofa in an instant, his eyes were as wide as copper bells, staring at the beautiful girls in the water: "I'm not going, you can help me order a takeout." ”"AhhI'm!!
”Mei was so angry that she threw the garbage fast food in her hand out the door, jumped up and pounced on the single sofa, and wanted to tear up with her uncompetitive father.Isn't the chance to get along with your own daughter compare to those women's thighs?!
However, the fast food box that flew to the door was caught, and a hoarse and low voice came: "Oh, as soon as I came, I saw someone trying to kill my father, it's so dark." ”Hearing this voice, the father and daughter, who were scuffling together, looked out the door, and naturally saw the conspicuous black and yellow armor in the sunlight, as well as the one-eyed man with a smiling expression.The spider girl let go of her father and jumped aside, pulling her uniform to wipe her hands, looking a little flustered: "Supreme Mage, how did you come to our earth?"
”Old Peter stood up with difficulty on the armrests of the sofa, and came to the door to shake hands with Deathbell and hug: "Welcome, my friend, I know, because of the diversity of things, right?"
That Earth in the Sky is your 40K?
”Although he is old and fat, his brain is not confused, the universe is changing dramatically, and he knows everything."
No, that's their 1610 Earth."
Deathstroke smiled and patted Spider-Man on the shoulder, and walked into the messy apartment by himself: "After the last separation, you seem to be fat again, what TV show are you watching......
Well, you've got a really unique taste. ”Su Ming only saw a swimming pool, soaking in all kinds of female weirdos, fish people?
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Toad people?
Long-legged water snakes?
Water monkeys?
Kappa?
It's supposed to be synchronized swimming, but it looks more like a group of demons.The aesthetics of this world are really unbearable for ordinary people like Su Ming......