When Knell arrived at the White House with the old man, Mr.
President was actually at a morning press conference.He woke up very early, even though the reporters in the audience yawned, but he himself was full of energy, neatly dressed, and had a kind and warm smile on his face.Is there anything important about holding a press conference?
Actually, no, he was just trying to have fun."
Mr.
President, it has been a year since you took office, and you have not fulfilled any of your promises during the election campaign, do you think the American people chose you correctly?"
After getting the press officer's consent, the reporter from the Hairy Bear Country in the audience stood up and asked questions, which was easy to distinguish, and he smelled of vodka when he spoke.The jovial black man held the podium with both hands, and when the other party asked questions, he also nodded graciously and repeatedly, as if he was listening attentively.And when the reporter finished asking the question and stood there staring and waiting for an answer, the black president replied with a smile: "I don't think those are important, because people always have to look forward, and focusing too much on the past doesn't change anything, because no one can turn back time." ”The president is light-hearted, quick-witted, doesn't even think when answering questions, and speaks very philosophically.Campaign promises are all in the past, and people can't care too much about what happened in the past when they are alive.The woolly bear man, who was more like a wrestler than a reporter, nodded, he seemed to be convinced, and he looked like 'you have a point', but then asked: "At present, in the Middle East, the United States is provoking a new proxy war, do you think this is another round of energy war by the capitalists?"
”"Personally, I am very much against war, against human cannibalism."
Speaking of this, the black president showed a compassionate expression, as if possessed by a saint, and said affectionately: "On the first night of entering the White House, I ate a dog and buried its bones under the South Lawn.Russia used military dogs to carry bombs in self-detonating anti-tank combat during World War II, and I love dog meat, and we are not dog lovers, so I should be friends with you. ”The logic doesn't seem to be wrong, but it always feels like something is wrong.But the hairy bear reporter still nodded and sat down with satisfaction, as if he felt the sincere friendship.Another journalist, a journalist from his home country, a typical red-necked white man, stood up and adjusted his microphone and asked, "What do you think about the fact that the Conservatives and dog lovers have been strongly protesting that you are going around promoting your love of dog meat?"
”"Quite simply, they're worried that if I eat all the dogs in the United States, they won't have shit to eat in the future."
The president told a joke, and he laughed for a while before waving his hand to get back to the point: "Some people don't want to be people, I can fulfill their wishes and turn them into dogs, it's not a problem, technology is very advanced now." ”Black people rolled their eyes and thought of a new way to play, which is to turn those dog lovers into dogs, I wonder if these dogs will join the Republican Party to oppose themselves?
It would be interesting to think about the fact that when I gave the State of the Union address to Congress in the future, the audience was full of barking wild dogs.Earth is really interesting, and human society has become more interesting over time than it was thousands of years ago."
Mr.
President, is it true that you once said that your father once ate snakes and your mother ate tigers?"
Another female reporter stood up and asked a question, and the topic had somehow turned into a recipe Q&A for the president's family, which was very weird."
yes, it was a dinner they had on Noah's Ark, maybe my mother ate cougars, so they're now an endangered species."
The black president said absurd things with a serious expression, and raised a finger in front of him: "But I also said before, don't focus too much on what happened before, but focus on the future."
Friends, in the coming days, I will push for a new bill that will invest 14 trillion dollars during my term to ensure that every homeless person in the United States has a free dog placenta to eat. ”The audience burst into applause, and the black president raised his hands as if the icon of Jesus embraced the light, with a reserved but proud smile on his face.Outside the door of the lecture hall, an old man wearing brown sunglasses in the room peeked at the crack of the door, and asked the man next to him, "Are you saying that he is actually a split of an ancient man?"
But he is too American, and the president of the United States should be like this. ”In the common perception of the people, the president of the United States should be a fool or a madman, and this one is obviously crazy.If he is not the president of the United States, the old man does not believe it.The death knell who was piling up the unconscious president's bodyguards into a hill shrugged his shoulders, and continued to knock out the secretary of state, who had just arrived after oversleeping the strangulation, and replied: "He is the Black Pharaoh, who once ruled the earth for a period of time in the blank period, and no one knows how to govern a chaotic world better than him."
But old man, the old rulers will only disrupt the order of the earth, and the 40K earth is now the only hope for the multiverse, so you get the idea. ”The old man took a deep breath and hesitated for a long time, but he couldn't bear it anymore when he saw that the black president in the lecture hall had a whim to prepare a bill that 'the president of the United States can run around when meeting foreign guests'."
I told them, don't add the Cthulhu Mythos, don't put those things in our stories."
He took out an old man's mobile phone from his pants pocket, and began to dial in muttering: "These external system things are not compatible with our world, if one is not good, the story will collapse, the author is most afraid of the chaos of the power system, but how do you let superheroes fight these monsters ......""
Yes, yes, you're right, so who can you contact to solve this problem?"
Deathstroke leaned in to spy on the phone, but saw nothing.But that's okay, that's his plan, after all.If you can't deal with Naia at the current main dimension level, then solve him from the 'high-dimensional narrative' layer, the original plan was to borrow the power of Loki's 'story'.But after observing for a long time, Loki has really become a woman now, and he doesn't remember anything about the elderly Loki at all.She didn't need it, Su Ming could only use the backup plan to trick another person with the ability of 'story' into the pit, this was naturally Old Man Li.His ability to make up stories is undoubtedly stronger, and he can even climb over the wall, but it is doubtful whether he will help.Fortunately, the Black Pharaoh was crazy enough to make the world his playground, which made Lao Li make up his mind to meddle in the affairs of this universe."
Don't peek, you can't understand it."
The old man leaned slightly to one side, hid his phone behind him and the other side, and looked at Knell's face vigilantly."
I can understand."
Su Ming replied, but still took a step back."
It's no good to understand, but it will only make you doubt yourself."
The old man put his phone next to his ear and waited for the other person to connect."
Then I can pretend I don't understand."
Deathstroke smiled, he wouldn't be too concerned about the fourth wall, because it involved philosophy, the boundary between reality and illusion can drive anyone crazy, but he only believed that his level was the only reality.The Supreme Master is a representative of extreme idealism, the heart is better than things, there is nothing wrong with it.That's when the phone was connected.