"Checkate!""
General!""
General!"
Who knew that these dozens of fake death knells dared not to surrender in the face of the Supreme Superman, and they even shouted chess jargon and further launched violent resistance.Dropping the empty bazookas, these people drew their long knives and short swords, and jumped from the roof of the opposite building, as if they were planning to fight Superman hand-to-hand to decide whether to win or lose.Little Superman was immediately happy, he quickly cleared his throat and floated into the air: "Ahem, I admire your courage, then let's fight with dignity!"
Don't worry, you first line up and then go together, be careful not to trample on your own people. ”Green Arrow's sneaky style obviously made little Superman suffocate.What he longs for is a bloody battlefield, a big scene of opening and closing, and hiding behind the dustbin is really a bit of a fall.So when he saw that these imposters were going to come hard, he couldn't wait for it, so he warmly took care of them to pay attention to their feet when jumping off the building, and not to step on others.Although they all looked like death knells, they didn't seem to have fully developed their brains, and they really didn't rush to attack after landing, but discussed with each other in a whisper: "Superman said let's line up first, what is a lineup?"
”A death knell pokes the death knell next to him with his elbow."
No, I don't know, who of you knows?"
The questioned Death Knell scratched the top of his head with the hilt of his knife, looked at the others and shook his head repeatedly."
We're all the same, you don't know, I don't know."
Another death knell was seen, shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands."
Yes, this is troublesome, what should I do if I can't understand what the enemy is saying?"
There was a death knell who was still in a hurry and kept stomping his feet."
No matter, General."
Finally, there was a death knell that was a bit responsible, and he made up his mind."
Yes, general, general, hahaha......" and everyone responded, and laughed.Their whispering is similar to shouting loudly for Superman, and super hearing is the ability to do whatever he wants.But at this time, he was also shocked by the other party's mental retardation, and after realizing that these people had a tendency to go crazy and lose their minds, he quickly waved his hand to interrupt their chanting slogans, and explained: "The meaning of the formation is to line up, will you line up?"
If I had to explain what queuing is, I'm afraid I wouldn't know how to describe it. ”It's a documentary here, if the enemy is too mentally retarded, the effect of the show will only backfire, and everyone will think that the Supreme Superman is bullying the mentally handicapped."
Don't look down on people, we will line up and wait for the general!"
A thin death knell said this, then stood upright, then rested, and then stood upright, probably wanting to be the vanguard.Superman's mouth was open, and he stared blankly at the death knells marching in small steps, looking to the right and then forward, and then playing the count.He rubbed his eyes, thinking that he was hallucinating, but no matter how he denied reality, that group of death knells was indeed drilling, on the battlefield......
Embarrassed, super embarrassed, Superman has an urge to complain in his heart, but thinking that the camera on Channel 52 may be taking a close-up of himself, he can only keep a sunny smile.Today's morning light on Earth 0 is a bit dazzling!
In short, after tossing for more than ten seconds, the knells finally lined up, each with a sword, and kept playing various moves, just like a street performer.But is Superboy finally going to start if he is pardoned?"
General!"
The voices of the many knells were very neat, they shouted slogans, and then rushed up.The eyes of the little Superman, who was floating near the ground, lit up, and as his head turned, two hot eyes swept from the left side of the death knells to the right side of the team.When the work was over, the melted asphalt on the ground was still emitting faint green smoke, and the death knells were all in a different place in an instant, and they couldn't die anymore.Because the high temperature burned the wound section, the flesh and trachea were carbonized, and no blood flowed out, so the scene was not very bloody.But it doesn't matter, the battle process is a little sloppy, but Superman knows that there is always a cut to make up for it, and he recently taught himself some directing courses, and knows that all he has to do now is to shoot a scene of the end of the battle.So he turned around, floated higher upward, made his side face appear more light and shadow in the morning sun, with a faint smile, and said firmly in a hearty and heroic tone: "What a stubborn opponent, our battle has always been so difficult, but!
As one of the strongest superheroes on the planet, it's my duty to face danger!
I must protect everyone, even if it is at the risk of my life!
”Quiet, the morning when there is no electricity and no one goes out is always very quiet, there is a crow flying in the sky, and the moment you see Superman, she runs for her life with her tail between her legs.It didn't even dare to scream, because the atmosphere on the ground was so awkward that it would be silenced if it made a sound.“......
Alas, am I not keeping up with the times?
Now all superheroes have to have psychotic attributes?
”Green Arrow poked his head out from behind the dumpster with a numb look on his face, and all he saw was Superman slaughtering those people mercilessly.It's over with a flash of red light, where did the battle come from?
There was only one massacre, and after killing so many people, Superman was still sick and started to perform in a place where no one was, what medicine did the death knell of another world give him?
But Superman didn't care when he heard Green Arrow's complaint, he put the rocket he was holding on the side of the road and stacked it neatly, and beckoned to Oliver: "Come on, my friend, I just killed all the robots on this street, you can come and check these imposters Deathknell." ”"When...
That's right, I can't see faster-than-light. ”Green Arrow got up from his ex-wife speechlessly, and reached out to help the woman who was protected by himself: "This is coming, don't worry......
Hiss!
”However, after picking up his ex-wife, Oliver gasped, because at this time, Dinah's face was covered with all kinds of rotten or half-digested things, and it looked like the 'mud face' of Gotham had been spooped on the face by a bird, and it was a bird no smaller than the size of an ostrich.The canary raised her hand to clasp away the sludge from her eyes, and squirted two small balls of mud from her nostrils, staring at him indignantly."
Smack!"
Before he could speak, his ex-wife slapped him, and then she cried and shrank to another corner to wipe her face.She didn't want to speak, because she was afraid that if she opened her mouth, she would eat something she didn't want to eat.Oliver swallowed his spittle, unable to find an excuse, so he walked out of the alley with a palm print on his face, and came to Superman with a sigh alone.He smiled wryly at the latter's sympathetic shoulder slap, but immediately crouched down next to the corpse to examine it, and entered a professional state."
These death knells are all fakes, and they may be clones of another world."
He took off each other's masks one by one to make sure they all looked the same: "Their brains are not fully developed, and they don't even know you, it is likely that they were cannon fodder thrown out of some equipment in advance, it seems that our enemies are in a bit of a hurry." ”Superman nodded silently, showed a thoughtful expression, and added: "They have been shouting generals, generals, is there any parallel world that uses chess to represent combat effectiveness?"
”Green Arrow was almost overwhelmed by such an abrupt thought, he opened his mouth and sighed: "No, that's just a mantra, the most old-fashioned kind of cold joke, except for the death knell we know, all other knells love this word." ”