"Wait a minute, this gentleman, let go of my client first, let's talk slowly."
Su Ming raised his hand and pressed it on the running man's elbow, and the sour feeling immediately made the other party let go of the hand that was shaking with Bobo enthusiastically, and saw the two people next to the talking orangutan again.This person is wearing good clothes, has a smart watch on his wrist, and his skin and hair are well maintained, like a middle-class man with money and leisure, at least he is quite polite."
Ah, I'm sorry, Mr.
Agent, I'm just too excited."
The young man rubbed his elbow embarrassedly, he didn't understand why the other party was just touching his forearm lightly, but he still had an apologetic smile on his face: "I'm an animal lover, and now I finally see that animals can become superheroes, which shows that God loves the world and hasn't forgotten human friends at the same time!"
”"Yes, I understand, you're not the only one so excited."
Death Knell in a casual suit also smiled, he likes polite people, but the necessary clichés still have to continue: "Please sit, sit next to our superhero, let's talk, the superhero I am responsible for is codenamed 'Protector Monkey', and he has not officially debuted yet, please don't attract excessive attention from everyone around him, sometimes the news needs the right time." ”The running man looked at the one-eyed agent, then at the green-haired female assistant next to him, and finally sat down next to Bobo.With a puzzled look on his face, he grabbed the towel around his neck to wipe the sweat that slipped on his face: "Oh, I understand, there are arrangements for propaganda work."
But your superhero is an orangutan, he's not a monkey. ”"Finally!"
As if he had won a big battle, the little lucky orangutan happily stood up on the bench and hugged each other: "Finally, an American can tell the difference between a monkey and an orangutan!"
Do you know how much I have been misunderstood?
”"Alas, there are still too few people who pay attention to animals, and everyone only likes the era of superheroes, which is so sad."
The man also hugged the little orangutan, felt the smooth fur touch, and smelled the shampoo on the orangutan's body, and he showed a fluttering expression."
Let go, don't move your hands and feet, speak well, or I'll throw you into the lake at once."
Su Ming pinched the man's trapezius muscles again, and added a little strength, and the other party immediately shrank into a ball, grinning in pain."
Ah, I won't touch him, no, are you Walter even so good at brokers?
It's really a big family of superheroes. ”The wretched man immediately fell from animal heaven into the hell of pain, and he begged for mercy again and again, for the one-eyed man's hand was like an iron pincer from which he could not get out."
We are not from Walter Company, but Tianqiong Group, and this national protector monkey is the first superhero we want to launch."
Su Ming let go of his hand, but stared at the running man with a serious gaze, which was a warning.Apparently the more intense pain made him remember for a long time, and at this point he could only grin his surprise: "The second company to form a superhero team?"
Wow, I knew that the monopoly operation of Walter Company would attract the resistance of other capital.By the way, I see, you want to schedule the Monkey press conference at the same time that Watt announced the results of the new superhero draft, right?
It's a very clever trick to rub the heat. ”"Thank you for your affection, but it's time for us to leave, don't come along, don't talk nonsense about your speculation, or wait to receive the lawyer's letter."
Strangulation had already stolen the memories of this passer-by under the cover of pain, and Su Ming also understood the current point in time, so he could naturally leave.Picking up Bobo on the side, he glanced at Lorna, and the three of them quickly left the new fans who were reluctant to give up.At this time, animal fans thought that they had guessed what kind of new company's operation strategy made the trio angry, so they could only watch the orangutans leave, stood up and waved goodbye: "Protector Monkey, I will follow your Twitter and Facebook!"
Come on!
”The three of them didn't actually go far, but they came to a blind spot with the help of the trees by the lake."
Actually, others are very good, I rarely have a fan of orangutans, and you don't let me enjoy other people's love for a while."
Bobo was still a little embarrassed, he raised his hand and brushed his hair, and almost took out the mirror to stink.Su Ming contacted the adjutant and asked her to send a car over, at least to be able to hide everyone in the dark, and at the same time continued to speak, breaking Bobo's dream."
Pay attention to what this man said, he is an animal lover, not an animal protectionist, so whether his love for you is love or ice love, I can't say, I'm afraid you haven't gained a kind of what is called in the rice circle...
Yes, bastard. ”The orangutan frowned, the man did touch his buttocks when he was hugging, he didn't care at the time, but now he heard Death Knell say that......"
Is there really such a perverted person?
This earth seems to be quite normal, and there is no shadow of the enemy in sight at the moment. ”"The earth with superheroes is not normal, and I know this earth, which is crazier than our DC universe, as for the relationship between people and orangutans, let me ask you a question."
Su Ming, who was smoking a cigar, received the extended luxury car sent by the adjutant in a hidden place, and put the small head Bobo into the driver's seat: "In the modern medical community, it is generally believed that the source of AIDS is the African orangutan, so the question is, what did the first human to suffer from AIDS do to the orangutan?"
”“......
Belch!
”Before the detective in the back seat could speak, the North Star beside Su Ming made a disgusted sound, his chin retracted, and the skin around his nose wrinkled, as if he had thought of something bad."
Don't ask me, besides, don't you think it's too dark to ask an orangutan such a question?"
Bobo's head shook into a rattle, and he actually knew that Africa was a hell for orangutans.He had heard Daddy Midnight say that in the depths of that black continent, there were still many savage and primitive tribes, and if the natives there could not find wives, they would follow the tradition of catching female orangutans and shaving their hair and putting them in cages for 'use'......
Whether it's true or not, I don't know, anyway, Bobo doesn't want to go to Africa at all.But this kind of thing can't be said, because if Knell knew about it, he would come up with some dark plan if he couldn't keep it in order.So the clever detective diverted the topic, he sat in the driver's seat and shook his two little short legs, showing the distance between the soles of his feet and the accelerator pedal and brake pedal: "What are you putting me here for, do you want the orangutan to drive?"
Or is this some kind of new bad joke?
”"How big is it, you can even fly the Dome, and you can't drive a car?
Don't worry, this is a Wilson luxury extended courtesy car produced by my own factory, not to mention the automatic transmission, and the defense is stronger than that of ordinary tanks. ”Su Ming, who was talking, pulled Polaris into the back seat, opened the Xiaoice box, took out the champagne first and began to drink: "As for the pedal can't reach, it's easy to solve, Lorna." ”As soon as Polaris raised his hand, the pedal levers of the accelerator and brake immediately extended, and the metal base under the seat began to twist, immediately transforming the cab into an orangutan driving style.And this is the small screen on the vehicle's electronic navigation also lit up, and the image of the adjutant appeared in it: "The target location is scanned and the teleportation begins." ”