Su Ming has a lot of experience and experience in dealing with all kinds of fun people.But he had no intention of going into the building, but looked up at the height of the window, took out another bag of gold, shook it, and said to the woman who was soliciting the customer, "Go find an excuse to bring out the sisters in his house, and I will give you three minutes." ”"You are so generous, strange gentleman, but may I ask why?"
The woman is obviously a little scared, and it is one thing to give directions, and it is another thing to get involved in something she doesn't understand.Madden is the deputy of Stephen, the leader of the city's gunslingers, and his position in the city can be said to be above ten thousand people under one person, if that man's plan to establish the kingdom is successful, then Madden will inevitably become the prime minister and the archmage of the court.Anyway, it's certainly not the object of a woman like her that can be provoked."
Don't be afraid, I just wanted to make a joke with our Mr.
Madden, he must be curious about what I was joking, and I assure you, ma'am, that he won't be angry with you."
Deathstroke patted the woman's arm and smiled mildly and politely.He was already tough-looking, very attractive, and his polite attitude from civilized society was naturally more convincing than the dirty men of this dark age.The woman hesitated a little and lowered her voice: "Give the money first." ”No matter how handsome a person is, he also has to give money, the rules of the industry.Su Ming gave her the money without hesitation, after all, there is such a thing as gold.The woman who took the money bag looked down at the number of golden beans inside, breathed violently a few times, and then swallowed: "It'll be fine right away." ”As she spoke, she disappeared into the abyss-black hallway, and could only hear the sound of brisk walking through the lobby and running up the stairs."
What a wretched woman."
The secret guest sighed, her thoughts were almost the same as Su Ming's: "Teacher, you didn't lie to her, did you?"
”"Of course not, I promise Madden won't get a chance to trouble her."
The Supreme Master gently stroked the student's head, then walked to the opposite side of the alley, looked at the window, and pulled out a badge with the head of a clown from his belt: "I'll tell Merlin a joke first, and he will jump out of the room to thank me excitedly, and understand the value of a smile." ”"Oh?
Is it to bring a smile to the face of the enemy?
”Liana first showed a cruel smile, she licked her lips with her little tongue, and the blood-red flames flashed in her eyes: "Then I have to study hard, teacher, the enemies I have killed in the past tend to have painful expressions, I don't know what went wrong." ”"It's still a matter of weapon selection, or maybe you're not fast enough, but it's okay, I'll teach you this time, take a good look, learn hard and you'll be done."
Seeing such a studious girl, Su Ming also smiled with satisfaction. ......When the time came, the woman who collected the money also pulled a disheveled sister back to the gate, and looked at the one-eyed gunslinger suspiciously.Su Ming didn't intend to explain, he just pressed it on the badge clown's face, and then raised his hand and threw it into the window when the badge spewed out a faint green gas.It's slow to say, but the action is fast, almost the moment the little badge falls into the window, and a large amount of green smoke rushes out of the window like a dragon.Then, Su Ming tilted his head, put a nest on his ear with his hand, and listened."
Aha......haHe put his arm around the secret guest's shoulder, and the two of them looked up at the window together: "I just like to bring smiles to people's faces, listen, Liana, this gentleman is smiling so happily." ”It doesn't matter if it's a doppelganger or not, Madden can come here to play with women, which means that he has a physical body and normal sensory organs.And as long as it is a physical creature, it is difficult to fight against the laughing gas of the clown, no matter how serious and unhappy the person is, as long as he smells this, the corners of his mouth will unconsciously rise wildly.Technological creations, bioweapons, and of course can be used in the world of the Dark Tower."
Yes, teacher, I close my eyes, as if I can imagine the smiling face of a lewd man."
The secret knight felt the emotion, as a hell lord, she liked this kind of dark alley, and even more so she could feel that madness."
Hahahahaha......"
The laughter was louder, and the middle qi was very full, this was the super-concentrated laughing gas enhancement type that Su Ming got from Earth 17, ordinary people often kicked their legs and braided their hair when they laughed, it seems that this Merlin's vest is still quite carryable.But it doesn't matter, it's just a hello, Su Ming didn't think about killing Merlin here, if he really wants to kill him, he still has to rely on this diverse creator to make a move."
Classic, it's so classic."
Su Ming applauded lightly, and even paid a few prostitutes standing at the door to applaud together: "Listen to Mr.
Madden's laughter, this is full of freedom and arrogance, what a great person, just listening to this laughter, I feel like galloping on a horse on the wasteland, I can't wait to go out immediately to find hundreds of spike monsters to fight, it's so hot-blooded." ”"Yes."
One of the prostitutes nodded in agreement, agreeing with the gold owner's statement: "Mr.
Madden is indeed a good gunslinger except for his gloomy expression, shorter things, and dirtier gameplay." ”"He's still a wizard, but it's hard for me to understand, why is he so stingy today?"
There are also prostitutes who express their doubts, and Madden is probably her regular customer."
Maybe it's a gift that this gentleman threw in through the window, and Mr.
Madden likes it?"
Some women guessed like this, obviously grasping the main point.The group was at the door of the dilapidated building, listening to the crazy laughter coming from upstairs, and chatting about something.But happy times are always very short-lived."
Hahaha......
Bang, smack!
”The laughter was interrupted by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and Mr.
Madden of Chiguoguo fell down the stairs with a series of laughs, and fell on the gravel road of the dry and dirty alley, and a large pool of black and red blood flowed in an instant.But even if the back of his head hit the ground, half of his head turned into a rotten watermelon, and he still had a super big smile on his face when he was facing the sky, and the corners of his mouth could really grin to the root of his ears.This expression was frozen on his face, even if others tried hard, it couldn't be erased, and his thin mustache like a curly spring gave this pale face some comedic effect other than blood."
Well, he seems to be very satisfied, and he is smiling."
Liana is worthy of being Su Ming's own apprentice, and even the ability to tell cold jokes to corpses has been perfectly learned.He took a deep look at the corpse on the ground, and asked the strangulation to read the memory, while he himself looked up at the sky, took out a cigarette and lit it, as if talking to the bright sun in the sky: "Is it really a physical split, it's okay, this is just the beginning of a happy journey, I want to play a game with you......"