What do you mean by that?
What does it mean to disappear suddenly?
”The next morning, Su Ming came to New York refreshed, happily drilled the sewers, arrived at the monster metropolis, and came to Xia Kela's house to discuss the next arrangements with his cousin.However, after entering the garbage castle in this sewer, he found all kinds of underground creatures and demons rummaging through boxes and cabinets, as if they were looking for something.Originally, he didn't care, but after seeing Xia Kela, he found out that these guys were looking for Wade, on the grounds that he was still in Xia Kela's bed in the middle of the night last night, but I don't know when, the person disappeared.Su Ming saw a minotaur outside the door not far away scoop out a broken boot from the cesspool with a steel fork, turn it upside down and knock it upside down, as if he suspected Deadpool's mentally retarded behavior hidden in the shoe......
He had long since stopped expecting much from the IQ of these underground creatures, and today it was only the lower limit of cognition that had been refreshed."
As I said, Supreme Mage."
Xia Kela looked very sad, sat in front of the dresser and hugged his head and recalled: "Last night Wade first went to a bachelorette party with a few friends, and came back at about twelve o'clock, and then went to bed with us, and at four o'clock we had enough fun, and I obviously fell asleep with him." ”While speaking, Xia Kela also pointed to the oversized bed not far away, the sheets and mattress were still dripping at this time, exuding a fishy smell."
Don't call me Supreme Mage, although the reason why you and Wade met was because of the agreement between me and you, it seems that you have a good relationship, and you will be my brother and sister soon, so just call me Slade or cousin."
Su Ming used his mind to control the strangulation to check the bed to see if there were any traces.But it seems to be in vain, Wade has always had problems such as peeling, bleeding, pus, incontinence, etc., his mattress and bedding ......"
Huh!"
As soon as the strangulation lifted the quilt, it stuck out its tongue, and it couldn't help retching, its sense of smell was tens of millions of times that of humans, and the stench that had been fermented overnight suddenly burst out, even it was a little disgusting.And Xia Kela is a demon, and the demon's concept is that the dirtier the bed thing, the more exciting it is.The bed is very large, and the strangulation found traces of dozens of different biological body fluids on the bed, so you can imagine how hi they were last night, or how hi they are every day?"
That's all I know, cousin, please help me get Wade back."
Looking a little melancholy, Xia Qila looked out the door, where a fish-headed monster was crouching and digging a rat hole, as if it suspected Deadpool of hiding in a rat hole.She sighed: "My people can't be counted on at all, it's no problem to ask them to go into battle to kill the enemy, but the investigation is missing?"
Not their specialty. ”Death Knell nodded, first looking at the bedroom that looked like the hall of the underground palace, and then at the monsters who walked around and completely destroyed the scene: "Okay, Xia Kela, you fell asleep last night, I don't know when Wade disappeared, but maybe someone else saw it, first gather all the servants who slept with you last night and let me ask." ”Knell is not a detective, but a mercenary is a little bit of everything, and it is almost enough to be able to solve crimes on the same level as Batman. ...........................“......
Are they all?
”A few minutes later, facing about two hundred female monsters of all kinds in front of him, Su Ming didn't care about his cousin's life or death for a while, he looked at Xia Qila, who was a little embarrassed, with speechless eyes, and sent out a soul torture.The succubus spread her hands, her lilac skin flushed a little, and replied in a low voice, "Since you are looking for excitement, then stimulate to the end." ”Deathstroke took a deep breath and swallowed back the phrase 'you are so sassy', it was not appropriate to talk to his brother and sister like this, so the breath turned into a dry cough and squirted out of his mouth."
Ahem, ahem!
Well, things seem a little complicated, so many people, do you remember the order?
”"I don't remember, cousin, I was hi at the time."
The younger sibling looked like an addict who was caught by the police and asked about the process, she hugged her pet little devil and gave an answer in a bit of a trance.These monsters usually live in the sewers, after all, the monster metropolis is such an underground settlement, but when they are crowded in this confined environment, all kinds of strange smells are a bit spicy to the eyes."
Adjutant, scan the earth and see where the slut has gone."
Su Ming looked at the monsters, but chose to ask the adjutant first."
Sheriff, nothing has been found."
The puppet girl projected in front of him and immediately gave the answer.Su Ming lit a cigarette to suppress the surrounding taste, and the two small tentacles of strangulation helped him massage his temples, and asked, "Scan the 40K universe to see if he drank too much and got up at night and ran to an alien planet." ”"Scanned, sheriff, still no, no suspicious Wade objects, not even red and black meat sauce."
The adjutant gave the answer again, and even the next step was simply abandoned, and she replied: "Not in the other dimensions, he didn't go to hell, and he didn't go to see any demon gods we know.Do I need to contact Death next?
If so, then I need you to give me access to Thanos and the use of the Black Lantern Ring. ”“......
What about the other six parallel Earths and their subordinate dimensions?
”Deathstroke pulled a chair over, flipped it over and straddled it: "Maybe he's hanging out with Spider-Man." ”"I don't have a record of him using cobwebs here, Sheriff, and even if there were other Deadpools on those parallel planets, it wasn't your brother, he was really missing."
The puppet girl gave a most unlikely answer, Deadpool likes popularity so much, and he also said that he is the protagonist of the universe and it is absolutely impossible to disappear for no reason."
Keep scanning, keep an eye on Deadpool in all parallel worlds, I'll try the old way."
Deathbell sighed and hooked his finger in front of him, "Which of you was the first to get into the queen's and Deadpool's bed last night and stand up to answer the question." ”So an orc girl walked out, she was one of Xia Kela's maids, her figure was very hot, and she was dressed very coolly, but given that she had a fly head on her neck, Su Ming guessed that she was probably a little hellish blood.Who knows, the underground race, also known as 'aliens', was originally a waste product of the Celestials' original experiments with the Eternals.Over the years, the aliens have hid in the dark underground to mix with each other, and crossed with the demonic descendants of the 'beast', and the bloodline has long become a hodgepodge."
I'm the first, Supreme Mage, but I really don't know where His Royal Highness went, I probably fainted around one o'clock last night, please, be merciful, please don't kill me!"
The woman knelt in front of him with a pop, the fly's mouthparts squirming, and her mouth was mixed with yellow slime like to speak.Su Ming rubbed his face vigorously, he couldn't even bear to look at it anymore, damn Wade, what kind of skeletal things did he do......