"Alas, it's a toilet-like teleportation effect, it's really annoying."
Su Ming showed his head on the water, and complained to Monak, who was wet and still holding a top hat next to him: "This dream seems to be an open world, judging from the position of the North Star, we should be in the Northern Hemisphere." ”"Don't worry about the water temperature, there's a ship over there."
Monac unleashed a spell that allowed him to float on the water without having to pounce: "And I can feel that Deadpool's soul is not far from us." ”"Strangling, is Wade on that ship?"
Su Ming asked the symbiote, if the distance was close enough, the olfactory advantage would be useful."
Huh."
The symbiote said it was there, but it smelled blood, felt the vibrations of the collision of weapons, and it was clear that Wade was working with something.Su Ming motioned for Monak to follow slowly, and he went over to take a look first, and then he turned into a black and yellow light and shadow and went straight to the sky above the ship.I saw Wade holding a katana in one hand and a mermaid in the other, fighting with a group of undead skeleton soldiers, and the cold weapons were all sparkling.He is not afraid of death, and the other party is not afraid of death, and he is the one who bleeds after exchanging injuries for injuries, after all, this guy still carries a burden."
Cousin, help!
Xi Hachi!
Help Smecta!
”"Poof!"
The first thing the mourning seed did when he landed on the deck was to cut Wade down with a sword, and then stepped on his ass and rubbed a part of the corresponding front of his body on the deck frantically: "What I hate the most is the stick man, call you Smecta, call you Assi, you will get married tomorrow, what are you running around today?"
Yes?!
”However, this is not a problem for Deadpool at all, even if he almost broke in half because of the split, he still let out a suspicious gasp: "Oye, don't stop, it's so cool, brother, you are so fierce, hard, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower." ”The mermaid who was held by him before fell on the deck, and she didn't seem to be able to speak, only opened her mouth and called out, looking worried.At this time, the surrounding skeletons also gathered around, brandishing rusty scimitars in their hands, wearing barnacle-covered clothes, and rushing up with the fishy smell of the sea, seemingly very hostile to the living, and had no desire to talk at all.When it comes to dealing with undead creatures, Knell has a much greater advantage than Wade, he just raised his hand and waved at the undead, and the black light ring turned them all into immobile stakes."
Roll me up, and I'll throw you into the septic tank of Utopia Academy."
He tugged Deadpool on his toes, picked him up and stood up, and then used the green light ring to manifest a ball that filled the ship's side with seawater and locked the merfolk inside."
Is it a men's or women's bathroom?
I had a bold idea, hehe......
"Deadpool is not only not afraid, but also lets out a lewd laugh.""
In your dreams, you even became bolder?"
Su Ming took out a stapler from his waist bag and threw it to his cousin, asking him to nail himself up first: "Tell me what's going on, who asked you to use the Continuity Gem to enter the dream dimension?"
We are now in your twisted and deformed dreams, which you can see as a passage through which we are descending into the deepest dimensions. ”"Huh?
Am I in my own dreams?
”Deadpool straightened his upper body and skewed it a few times: "No, Slade, you're not right, I can't do anything here, so it's not my dream, everyone says there's everything in the dream, but look at me, there's nothing, just a mermaid, or the kind with a fish tail, alas......"
He let out a long sigh, as if he was very disappointed in something."
Shut up, I say yes and yes, accept this for me."
Su Ming knocked him on the head, looked at the mermaid, and then looked at the undead and the ship: "Say, how did you confuse "Pirates of the Caribbean" with Hans Christian Andersen's "Mermaid"?"
”That's right, the ship is the Flying Dutchman, whose name is written on the aft floor."
Brother, if you are stranded on a desert island and pick up a mermaid, do you want her to be a fish-headed human body or a human-headed fish-body?"
Deadpool was still struggling with the previous question, and he didn't have any intention of repenting at all, but looked at the immobile undead skeletons with a very salty and wet gaze, as if he had some bold idea.Su Ming walked to the side of the ship, asked the strangler to pick up Monak who arrived at the side of the ship, and looked at Deadpool with a disappointed expression: "How did you become a mercenary?"
The correct answer, of course, is to either way, negotiate with her and see what you can get on land in exchange, and let her go to the sea to fish for you, so that you will have a stable and reliable source of food. ”Deadpool can't starve to death if he doesn't eat, but he doesn't have cosmic energy in his body to support it, and he has no strength if he doesn't eat, he just can't die if he can't die, which is very painful.“......
High, cousin, you're the tallest. ”Deadpool gave a thumbs up and stuffed the stapler into his pants pocket after using it, he really didn't think that the mermaid still had this use: "I heard the story of a monkey in the East who caught seven beautiful women guarding in the peach orchard, and then left the beauties aside to eat peaches by himself, but I didn't expect you to be such a realistic person." ”"Stop talking about those useless things."
Deathstroke looked up at the tall mast and the broken blood-colored sail hanging from it: "Tell me what you remember, about the ins and outs of this now." ”......On the deck of the ship, Deadpool recounts what he remembers, mixed in with a lot of nonsense.But after refining the content of tens of thousands of words, it is actually very simple, that is, someone ordered a task for him, and he came to make money.Although my cousin took care of the wedding venue and food and drink, other things also cost money to do, he wanted to make a handsome hairstyle, and asked Tony for the phone number of his royal hairstylist, and they all made an appointment."
I'll tell you, Slade, that master's appearance fee is expensive, I just want to make some extra money while I have time today, so don't be angry with others, cousin~~~~."
As he spoke, he hugged his cousin's arm and writhed his body like a coquettish one, making a disgusting sound."
You?
Hairstyling?
”Su Ming's hand slipped on the spot, and the owl dagger stabbed Deadpool to the ground again, and looked at the top of his head with disgust: "You even lost your scalp because of skin cancer, what do you use for hairstyle?"
”"Who said that people have hair."
Wade took off the black and red hood, got up and pointed at the top of his head, where three short hairs barely adhered to a bloody scab, probably hair.If there is no sea breeze blowing, they are swaying in the wind, and it is really not easy to see."
Gross!"
Monarque, who had been watching the excitement, was immediately affected by the beauty of his face, he lay on the side of the boat and vomited, but he still said stiffly: "Don't come, I'm just seasick, don't come to help me, let me come by myself." ”But Wade, who was in a good mood at this time, was very enthusiastic, and before he finished speaking, he had already supported the mage, and put his bad face in front of the other party: "Why are you so polite, Monak, we are old friends, we should help each other." ”"Vomit !!"
The mage's seasickness was apparently worse, and he threw up so much that he almost tumbled out of the boat and fell into the sea.