As soon as Su Ming saw this thing, he realized that it was the embodiment of Wade's subconscious fear, because in normal reality, there would be no cows painted clown makeup, and they would not carry machetes while walking upright.Wade himself has said before that he has three things to fear, and he has made a list.The third place is the Joker, any Joker, not specifically the DC ones, but because of some literary and film works, Deadpool believes that all people who wear Joker makeup are psychopathic serial killers who can never be killed.So he kind of hates clowns.The cow came in second place, and it is said that when he looked at the cow, he found that the cow's eyes were completely hollow, and he couldn't tell what it was thinking.The unknown brings fear.As for the first place, it is a combination of the second and third places - the clown cow.The reason is simple, it is both morbid and incomprehensible.Originally, his attitude towards these beings was not fear, but he saw the degree to which he wanted to take a detour and didn't want to deal with them.There are no clown cows in reality, he makes up his own nonsense, just as a joke to play.But he told the list too many times, and recalled and perfected the joke countless times in his mind, and as a result, he inadvertently hypnotized himself, making his own subconscious believe in the existence of this fear.So today, in this nightmare, the clown cow was born.In addition, Su Ming believes that there is another reason, which is that Deadpool wants more popularity, and therefore leads to the subconscious belief that he needs the existence of an old enemy, and even the so-called leaderboard is an excuse.The "Batman" comic book has high sales, and the bat and the Joker are mutually fulfilling, so Deadpool also wants a Joker as a rival.Humanoids don't feel oppressive as enemies, but they are too ugly like Doom Day to be classified as PG13, so he chose cows.The two put it together, and you got the monster in front of you."
Hee-hee-hee-hee......
Deathstroke, I want to play a game with you.Tell me, when your friends and loved ones fall into the dark abyss, who do you save first?
”The cow clown grinned, his voice full of madness, but there was no emotion in his eyes, only emptiness and nothingness.Su Ming suddenly realized that he couldn't even see through what the cow was thinking.But at least you can see that the damned thing grabbed the huge machete next to the organ, and approached with a sickly pace, shaking its head and laughing.It moves very slowly, seems to have a bamboo in its chest, and is not afraid of a few people running away or attacking early."
Ah!!
It spoke, and it said the lines of "Saw"!
”Deadpool screamed in horror and ducked behind Monak on all fours, he didn't know why he was so scared, but the clown cow gave him an unparalleled urge to urinate, causing him to speak faster: "Although Billy the puppet is considered a clown makeup or not, and whether there is a chainsaw horror in Wen Ziren's horror movie universe, this cow still said this line!"
”It was as if the heart had been grasped by an invisible hand, and it became difficult to beat, and the person began to lose his breath.He wasn't just a clown cow, the madness hidden in the darkness behind it made Deadpool ......"
Wait, I suddenly noticed a problem, it turns out that the clown is actually me?"
Deadpool made a pause gesture, scratching his head and speaking in the direction of no one: "Who has a script to show me, that's not right, I'm supposed to be the character who imposes fear on others, that is, the role of Batman, why did it scare me here?"
”No one answered him, because in nightmares, people are always trapped in helpless moods and situations."
Fakes, Fake, your whole family, and there are temporary role changes?
What about the professionalism of the crew?
Haven't notified me in advance?
Yes, but guess what?
I forgive you, that's it, it's not easy to do anything these days, keep going, give me a close-up, here it is. ”"I'm so scared!!
I can't move!!!
”Unable to call for help, Wade was incapacitated by fear, clutching at Monarque's clothes, his legs shaking like a fawn trying to stand up after birth, fear sending a bloody wail out of his cancerous throat.And when he added drama to himself, the mage he was holding just looked at him with the eyes of a psychopath."
Wade, let go of me, if you want to get sick, go to the side, I'm afraid of being infected by you."
Monac used his magic to rip Deadpool's hand open, retching in passing: "Death Knell will fix it, you be quiet." ”"Then why don't you fix it?"
Wade wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, leaving two obvious wet marks on his mask: "Play a role, you're a mystery expert, a big fireball or something?"
”Monak didn't mean to make a move, but retreated to open the distance, he sighed and explained: "I grew up in the British Indian colony, and I have lived there for more than two hundred years, although I don't believe in Hinduism, but I live in that kind of environment, I need to respect the folklore, so I eat beef, but never kill cows, respect you know?"
”"Well, probably, my cousin told me a long time ago, it seems to say, 'If you have an enemy, then after killing him, you must cut down his whole family, and the whole family should be neat, this is a kind of importance and respect', right?
I even imitated his tone in place, isn't it hanging?
Hey. ”Deadpool let out a clown-like laugh, and he stopped shaking.Monak glanced at the back of the death knell in front of him, and at this time the Supreme Mage was facing the slowly approaching clown cow, but the mustachioed man only felt as if he had entered someone's crazy dream, everything here was too sick.The clown cow is sick, Deadpool is sick, even himself and Deathstroke are sick.Of course, the illness of himself and Deathknell is that he should not come to save Deadpool, if this illness is to take the ancient Eastern saying, it is to be full of food.Just when the mage and Wade were talking nonsense, Deathstroke was already fighting the clown cow, and the moment the lightsaber and machete collided, Su Ming found that this monster was not easy to deal with.I can't see the fighting skills for the time being, but this brute force is much stronger than that of the Celestial Group, and the entire wooden sailboat can be said to have exploded into powder at the same time, and the sea water under the feet of both sides soared into the sky as if it had been bombed by a nuclear bomb, directly exposing the bottom of the sea thousands of meters below."
Tsk."
Su Ming stabilized his body in mid-air and shouted to Monak floating behind him: "Take Wade first, go to find the enemy hiding behind the scenes, and I will play with this cow for a while." ”The Prince of Magic had always been in combat mode, and he had reliable magical protection, so he was unscathed, but Deadpool had become a little tattered under the shockwave burst, and his limbs were almost all gone at the same time, and he was bleeding profusely.But it didn't matter, he couldn't die anyway."
Don't play too long, I'll go first and wait for the convergence."
Monak grabbed the Sandman mask in his pocket, and an aperture portal flicked out, and he and Deadpool disappeared like a ring of fire.