There were candy, cigarettes, and good wine on the table, but Batman didn't reach for it, his face was expressionless, but he could feel that his gaze behind the mask had been staring at Luthor beside him.The bald head is quite calm, after all, he is now whitewashed by Superman, and he also promised to join the Justice League, although Batman's plan did not arrange for him to accompany him, but his legs are on himself.Lex Luthor, you can go wherever you want, even bats.The bald man in a high-end suit poured himself a drink, and also poured a glass for the little secretary, and the two talked and laughed at each other, talking about the recent reconstruction of the Lex Building, which was worthless.Su Ming was chatting with Barry when he felt a gust of fishy wind coming from behind him, and a figure sat on another chair beside him with lightning speed.Turning his head, Satan, whose appearance and gender were changing, raised his eyebrows at him with a profligate smile and said, "Death Knell, why didn't you invite me?"
”"Because I'm afraid that my cousin's invitation will reach you, and you will become a demonic contract if you add a few more strokes, Your Majesty Lucifer."
Su Ming let go of Barry and sat up straight, pouring wine for himself and the King of Hell: "And I know that if you want to come, you will come without anyone invited, demons always like to take the initiative." ”Lucifer not only came by himself, but also brought a group of hell bosses such as Maizi and Beelzebub, who seemed to have come to the party."
Hehe, you're right, who called me a fallen man?"
Lucifer picked up the wine glass and touched the death knell, and raised his glass to Zakang on the side with a smile: "Constantine, how are you doing?"
It's been a long time since I've been to hell. ”"It's hard to put into words,."
Konstantin didn't need to be toasted by others, and from the moment he sat down in his chair, his hand holding the wine never stopped: "Can't you help us find out Darkseid and go straight to war?"
”"He's been out of our diversity a long time ago, and he should have a special hiding skill, and if I could find him, he wouldn't be so boring lately."
Lucifer slapped the wheat and made her kneel to the side to watch everyone drink, which made the perverted female demon tremble, and he said, "You are also a mage, why don't you talk to me about a soulless body deal?"
”Lucifer is a two-way plug, and Zakang is similar, except that Satan is thrillingly beautiful, and Constantine is disgustingly dirty.Konstantin didn't smile, tilted his head and spit on a scoundrel, and leaned back in his chair again: "Excuse me, I happened to want to rest for a while recently, besides, you haven't finished the affairs of the crazy angels yet." ”"That's Raphael's business, not mine."
Lucifer poured the wine again, and said with a grin, "It's nothing compared to a thousand-year bloody war. ”While everyone at the table was chatting, the wedding march played, and countless cherub-like skull servos flew by in the sky, either blowing trumpets or plucking small harps, which could be described as lively and cute.The baby silicone body with small white wings and mechanical skulls looks strangely beautiful, especially the way they sprinkle flower petals in flight, which creates a holy and solemn atmosphere.Su Mingchao's adjutant sitting next to Gin nodded and asked her to start the next step of the procedure, so the original blue sky directly turned into the appearance of the first sunny day after the rain, and an exaggerated rainbow spanned the entire canopy, blooming dazzlingly in the sun.LBGT, it has to be paired with a rainbow.In this light, the bridegroom, Sarah, descended from the sky, like an immortal, in the clouds and various light effects, and she fell in front of the priest in a white wedding dress.Seeing that the number of guests on the floor of the wide square was much more than expected, and that the round tables were almost set to the end of the field of vision, she froze for a moment, and then showed a nervous but polite smile.She is usually very aggressive, and at first glance it is the posture of a 10,000-year-old iron T, but after all, she has never seen this kind of battle, and stiffness is inevitable.But as the door of the hall was opened by the waiters, and Sharp, who was also dressed in a white wedding dress, walked into the hall with a long skirt held by hundreds of bridesmaids, Sarah smiled much more naturally, and it seemed that only her wife's beauty was left in her eyes.White leather shoes stepped on the red carpet and walked up to the altar, and in the face of Sarah's fiery gaze, Sharp lowered his head a little shyly, waiting for the priest to speak.At this time, the surrounding scene changed instantly, from the original green water and green mountains of the meadow to the interior of the cathedral-like building.It's just that there is no cross, and the statue on the altar is the appearance of Deathstroke spreading his hands slightly, bowing his head and looking at the crowd with one eye."
Hahaha!"
Lucifer clapped repeatedly, laughed and shook his head, and gave a thumbs up to the death knell beside him: "Absolutely, your blasphemous act is so wonderful, your contempt for God has made me fall in love with you." ”"No, you'd better go to Constantine."
Su Ming glared at the adjutant who was snickering with his women, and at this glance, he knew that it was Harley's idea, and whispered to them: "Don't mess around, people are very serious about getting married." ”Gin is a Valkyrie who broke away from the Asgard system and takes her own man as the master, Diana herself is the god of war of Olympus, and the adjutant's opinion is that the god is just a high-level energy body, and Hallie is simply crazy.It is impossible to expect them to have any respect for God.Sarah and Sharp are also a little overwhelmed by this sudden turn of events, but the priest on stage is a Space Marine and eternally loyal, which is the right thing for him.So the tall Space Marines connected the megaphone of the armor and began to go through the hard-written wedding process, not to exchange rings as soon as they came up, but to introduce the two newlyweds to the guests along the way, acquaintance, acquaintance, and love process.With the description of the priest's iron-blooded voice, scenes of Sarah and Sharp's past happiness were projected and played in mid-air, which was so sweet that he lost his teeth, because Bobo listened to Sarah's earthy love words to Sharp, and looked like he was about to get a cerebral thrombosis.Cerebral thrombosis can easily cause stroke, and the appearance of stroke is crooked mouth and eyes.These videos are actually not TVA monitoring DC's timeline, but Su Ming extracted from the memories of his previous life and re-made up by the adjutant, and they are also accompanied by all kinds of earthy love words, which make the guests listen to the kind of skin itching for a while.After playing a record of many sweet moments, finally came to the crucial step, the priest picked up the huge "New Edition of the Holy Codex" from the table, and looked at the two women in front of him: "Praise the emperor!
Praise forever!
As we gather here today to witness the ceremony of being blessed with gifts, I would like to ask two couples: Have you come here under his guidance to swear your loyalty?
”The words are a little weird, but Sarah doesn't think much about it, isn't marriage just loyalty to each other?
No problem!"
Yes, we are."
The two spoke in unison."
Very well, Sarah Lance from the CW Multiverse, Earth1, would you like to be the husband and wife of the woman in front of you?
Whether she is poor or rich, healthy or sick in the future, will you always respect her, protect her, and fight for her?
”"I do."
Sarah looked at the Legends of Tomorrow in the audience, smiled and leaned closer to the microphone to answer.The priest nodded, his Terminator Power Armor made a sound of joint rubbing, and turned his head to Sharp to ask a similar question again: "So, Eva Sharp from the Spacetime Relay Point of the CW Multiverse, are you willing to be the husband and wife of the woman in front of you?"
Whether she is poor or rich, healthy or sick in the future, will you always respect her, protect her, and fight for her?
”The tall woman, who was also wearing a white dress, smiled and nodded: "I do." ”Standing on the stage, more than a meter taller than the two of them, the priest nodded in satisfaction, the three service nails on the door of his head reflected the dazzling sunlight, he smiled and took a few steps back, raised his hands and said, "Then, please get close to each other and exchange each other's blaster guns or power swords." ”"Huh?"
The two newcomers made puzzled noises at the same time, what was that?