Deadpool, who was bounced onto the table, subconsciously clamped his legs, showing his rejection of Star-Lord's proposal, because he only had his girlfriend, wife, and cousin to blanch himself."
Star-Lord is good, Peter's good guys, but I'm not good enough to have a physical relationship with him, you know."
Deadpool turned his head to speak where no one was, patiently explaining his set of standards and elaborating on the meaning of the verb 'blanch', as if he was afraid that the audience in the live broadcast room would not understand.His wedding venue was decorated like a circus, with red and white fabrics throughout, and the lights were so overused that the light was so polluted that it was annoying.It is said to be classical music, but the music that is more like a children's song echoed in the venue, and the song mainly tells the story of a group of ducklings going down the river."
What?
No, I don't think that way?......
nausea" Star-Lord retched, he distanced himself from Deadpool, covering his chest and crotch, "Actually, that word is sometimes used as a modal word, and it doesn't really mean anything." ”"Just if what you say is true."
Deadpool nodded repeatedly, a perfunctory smile appeared at the corner of his mouth under his mask, it was the kind of 'help someone down the stairs' expression, and said in a very motorized voice: "Then that's it, I got a greeting from the mutants, not because I was barely half a mutant myself, but because I wanted to see Logan's expression, hehe......"
After speaking, he didn't wait for Star-Lord to respond, he covered his ass and ran away, as if he was still on guard against someone attacking him from behind.And this made Peter feel even more disgusting, although everyone usually went out to drink or go to the game hall together, Star-Lord always vomited from the beginning, and gradually evolved to just retching now, which is considered a lot of resistance.But Deadpool's sense of responsiveness is always overwhelming."
Whew~~~!
Finally gone. ”Watching the mercenary in a suit and hood leave, Rocket exhaled a big breath, it was hard to imagine that his small size would have such a large lung capacity: "Wade today is fragrant and smelly, like Perfume sprayed on the feces of the Baburuni, I don't dare to breathe at all!"
”The so-called Babulimon is a giant maggot found on many planets that feeds on the excrement of other animals.As the rocket opened its mouth first, the sound of everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy exhaling came one after another, or why did you think they didn't speak just now?
It's because they're holding their breath like they're diving."
I'm Groot ~~~~" The Tree Man didn't need to breathe, but he also let out a loud pant sound, and his bark-like face showed a look of relief.Nebula had even replaced her lungs with mechanical ones a long time ago, but she was holding her breath just now."
Isn't it a little bad for us to be like this, that?"
Mantis Sister exhaled, she was a little embarrassed to bow her head and play with her fingers on the table, and said in a tangled way, "I mean, we came to Deadpool's wedding, he entertained us, and we didn't talk to him because of his taste......""
Then why didn't you just say that?"
Gamora rolled her eyes, she let out a long breath from her nostrils, and the assassin was good at holding her breath: "Do what you do, don't regret it afterwards, it will look like you are cowardly." ”"Oh."
The praying mantis shrank its neck, nodded weakly, and remained silent."
The green-skinned chick is right, whew, speaking of which, the difference between the two brothers is really big."
Yongdu also let out a sigh of relief, leaning back in his chair and touching his head: "Deathstroke doesn't have any smell on his body, not even like a living person, but Deadpool is just the opposite, there is no type of smell that doesn't exist on him." ”Speaking of which, it was like triggering a switch, and everyone was retching in unison, probably recalling something not good.However, Star-Lord soon found a way to resolve the embarrassment, and he was the first to recover with high resistance, so he decided to divert the topic and let everyone's thoughts not focus on Deadpool, which is what a captain and dancer should do, to boost morale.So what is a good way to change the subject?
It's a wedding, and it's a mess everywhere, and you can't count how many people there are, but you can't see the end of the huge round table alone.It's not okay to run around, because guys like Thanos are just staring at each other from afar, and sometimes even eye contact with some powerful being can be considered an offense.Then, it's better to choose what's in front of you for a new topic, for example, what's on the table?
The round table where the Guardians of the Galaxy is located is similar to the other tables, it is the kind of oversized table that should be able to seat thirty people and still be loose, and in the center of the table is a disc that can be rotated, and on the disc is a very elegant 'dry landscape'.There's nothing to say about this, Star-Lord can't understand anything related to art, or his artistic cells are focused on listening to songs and dancing.So what's next to the dry landscape furnishings?
Tobacco and alcohol, under the Wilson Enterprise trademark, are unremarkable, and although it seems that the wine is not a short age, the alien teammates obviously do not have any research on Earth alcohol.His eyes rolled, and Peter Quill's brain spun at its highest speed, as his gaze wandered over the fruit and snacks and landed on a large jar of colorful jelly beans......
The corners of his mouth curled into a smile."
Hey, guys, what did I find?"
He stood up and spun the disc, moved the candy jar in front of him and picked it up, shaking it to make a crisp sound: "A jar of Skittles, this is a snack I used to eat when I was a child, but it has been rare in recent years. ”"Candy?
What do their different colors represent?
”Gamora, who also doesn't want to keep mentioning Deadpool, shows a little interest in candy, she grew up on the Thanos ship and didn't have a childhood at all, so maybe out of some kind of psychological self-compensation mechanism, she likes childish things like snacks or small toys."
There's no difference, it's just that the icing is colored."
Star-Lord smiled and reached into the jar to pull out the candy, the size of the jelly bean was different from what he remembered, the original Skittles were the size of pills, and these were more like small cashew nuts.But what does it matter?
Maybe it's a replacement.He pulled out a green candy and put it in the palm of his hand, and showed it to his teammates, as if the jelly beans wrapped in a layer of enamel were shining in the light, if there was a dubbing at this time, it should be 'Brynblin'."
Look, I'll show you a unique trick, when I slap the wrist of my left hand with my right hand, the jelly beans in the palm of my hand will rise three meters into the air, rotate 36,000 degrees in the air, and finally fall into my mouth accurately, look at me, look at me."
In order to show off his candy-eating skills in front of Gamora, he even rolled up his sleeves and looked like an expert.