"You're Deadpool, your whole family is Deadpool!
Vomit!
I don't know what the situation is like in the place where you live, but the United States on Earth is a society governed by the rule of law, just because the uniforms are similar, you two ugly guys slander me as Deadpool, and I want to hang you on the street lamp in front of the police station, and I will sue you for slander, vomit!
”Listening to the troll's words, Peter, who suddenly felt like he had been hit hard, shook a few times, clutched his chest and kept retching, and at the same time spoke quickly to refute, as if he didn't need to speak with his throat at all, and he was not affected by retching while talking.The psychological shadow from yesterday's wedding has not yet dissipated, and today I will be disgusted to hear Deadpool's name.Attending a good friend's wedding is a happy thing; Going out to eat with the girls you like is also a happy thing; Two happy things are superimposed, and you should reap double the happiness, but why is this happening?
Probably because the girls of the Spider Girls League threw up on him and said that they would never eat with Peter again......
To tell the truth, Peter was tired and in a bad mood today, and he didn't want to go out on patrol.But who calls themselves capable?
With great power comes great responsibility.Suddenly found that New York was invaded by aliens, so he had to stand up, so the little worm dragged his heavy body to the street to fight, trying his best to save people.The words are not speculative, the two sides fought together, the trolls have greater power and strong self-healing ability, while Spider-Man is more agile, and the spider sense is even more able to anticipate the enemy first, and for a while Peter actually had the upper hand.He even chatted with the two survivors behind him after adjusting his breathing: "Fake Wolverine over there, what's your name?"
Why are you dressed like this?
”The man with the foil claws on his hands cowered in the shadows and replied loudly, "My name is Treven, Spider-Man, I was dressed like this just for a photo shoot, and my boyfriend said I looked like Wolverine." ”"Boyfriend?"
Peter stiffened, and after knocking the troll's big stick away, he took the moment to turn his head to look at the person answering the question.Beard, chest hair, Adam's apple, no matter how you look at it, they are all men, why do you have a boyfriend?"
What's the problem?
Please don't look at me, Spider-Man, look at that monster over there, hey!
”Wolverine replied, and hugged Deadpool tighter in his arms."
Uh, no, it's no problem, it's cool, hehe......"
Peter had heard about this on the Internet in the past, and now it was the first time he had been so close to the, but he still accepted the setting very politely, and even said with a lot of feelings: "What about your boyfriend?"
Where is he?
”"I am!"
The fake 'Deadpool' raised his hand to signal, he looked very weak, and there were two wet marks under the eyes of the mask: "My name is Greg, in fact, you should be able to understand it as a superhero, he is Wolverine, I am Deadpool, and the two of us are CP." ”After speaking, the two also performed a kiss, as if they were sure that they were safe, and made a 'pop' sound."
I don't want to understand this...... yue！
”As a smart man, Peter, who has an over-imagination, brought the behavior of the two people in front of him to the real thing, as if he really saw Logan and Wade smacking, and suddenly he couldn't bear it.He could only make a weak and helpless protest, after all, the scene was still too exciting for him, causing him to vomit on the spot.The eyes of the two trolls who were fighting him lit up, and two large sticks struck Peter's head!
The whistling wind, accompanied by the exclamations of the couple, Peter wanted to move, but his body's reaction made him incapacitated.At this moment, Xiao Worm seemed to see his life as a dick flying quickly in front of him, and then he saw a misty river, there was an oriental-style stone bridge on the river, and Uncle Ben on the bridge was smiling and waving at him......
But just at the nick of time, a man who always appears in times of crisis arrives."
Da Da Da!"
Not far away, there was a crisp gunshot, and the palms and forearms of the two trolls were shot one after another, and the pain caused them to withdraw their guilty black hands, and at the same time let out a cry of surprise, turning their heads to look around: "Who is it?!"
”Someone is waiting for this question.I saw a figure suddenly appear on the roof in the distance, he dropped the two assault rifles in his hand, and answered the villain's question loudly."
I can't bear to see my lover go to Huangquan together, even if I have same-sex love, I don't discriminate like hell, four hundred~~~ aunt!"
After shouting the lines on the stage, he began to pose all kinds of 'very six plus one' POSE, and then jumped off the tall building with a fish jump, first the front flip 3,600 degrees, and then the back flip of the body 3,600 degrees, which means that after not turning at all, he landed firmly beside Peter, and he patted the back of the 40K worm: "Partner, are you okay?"
Can you continue to fight?
We're all here with spider webs!
”“......
Luckily, except that I just vomited in my mask......
And you slapped me on the back, and I accidentally ate a little back......"
The little worm was obviously not as happy as Aunt Four Hundred, and his speech became intermittent. ...................................."
Have you seen the Angels of Havenheim in New York?"
Deathstroke was traveling with the two sisters in Hell somewhere, and when he saw a poisonous sulfur spring, he stopped to try to boil a few hot spring eggs: "So you summoned the Spider family to the main battlefield in New York, and you did the right thing." ”The adjutant's projection was also watching the sheriff cook eggs, and if the Americans who died violently on the street saw this, her calm smile was particularly cold: "Sheriff, in the period between the outbreak of the invasion and the present, New York has lost 32.4237% of its population, and the casualty growth curve has slowed down after the surprise attack has passed, but so far, there is still no trace of Spicy Chicken or Yurik." ”"It doesn't matter, New York is just a bait, and if you want to take a bite of it if you don't take this city to fish, won't you be blind to Mr.
Li's land?"
Su Ming, who turned the godkiller into a colander and pulled the eggs in the sulfur soup, waved his hand, gesturing to the demons in the distance to come and speak, and at the same time instructed the adjutant: "Just wait, carry the casualties and wait, when the New Yorkers are dead, they will throw our androids into the top, and they will always bring the other party's leader-level characters into the battlefield, this is their only remaining landing point." ”The adjutant accepted the order, nodded and cut off the communication, and the female demon not far away also happened to jump in front of the death knell, she bent down to show the hemisphere exposed on the chest of her uniform, and then licked her red lips and smiled: "Oh, isn't this the Supreme Mage?"
How do you remember that I played in hell?
”"Stop talking nonsense, Satanna, you know why.As one of the demons and the lords of hell, you should have a way to find the 'beast', right?
Can you show me the way?
Mind you, this is not an interrogative sentence, and now that the situation is urgent, you don't really have any choice, tell me the answer. ”The poisonous sulphur fountain spewed dark green gas, and the deathless one-eyepiece in the smoke still flashed a deadly red light, as if he didn't know what politeness was.