As Deathknell and his party go on a journey to hell and enter a pitch-black world in search of a pitch-black creature.In New York's Manhattan neighborhood, on a nearby street near tall buildings such as Stark Industries and Osborne, fierce fighting continues.There were a lot of white-winged women in the sky, dressed in beautiful golden armor, each as beautiful as a fairy, but all of them spoke the most vicious words, wanting to attack civilians under the noses of the Avengers.The battle between the two sides began at its climax, with explosions, screams, energy beams shooting, tall buildings collapsing, cars turning into small pies, almost all happening at the same time.Although Captain America was not in a good mental state, he was still strong in the front line, using a shield painted with white stars to support the left and right to provide a tactical fulcrum for his companions.Each Avenger has to face hundreds of enemies of different races, coming from different directions around and overhead, and the number is almost endless.Young children such as Marvel Girl and Rising Star, and the Young Avengers have all gone to the battlefield, but everyone has always been tied up in the battle in the city.But not everyone gets nervous because of the battle situation.,On the contrary.,There's a girl who never seems to be nervous.,Right now the mind is not at all about the battle.。。
In an alley not far from the battlefield, a girl with messy brown hair and protruding lips on her front teeth is crouching next to a dumpster to hide her figure, holding a Wilson titanium phone 12PLUS++ in her hand, typing quickly with both hands like a game console handle."
Is it there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Are you there?
”She sent harassing text messages to a person with the screen name 'The Most Handsome of the Avengers' through chat software, and she looked impatient, even if a winged alien headless corpse fell in front of her, she was unmoved."
Here ???
Again"The other party replied to her, and the man who thought he was a handsome guy had a set of golden and red armor: "We're busy, it's not good to let Jarvis take over the suit, if others know, they will think I'm paddling." ”"Why is it bad?
Didn't you say that Jarvis is the best AI program?
”The girl tilted her head, reaching out and touching the two round ears on the hairpin above her head."
It's the best, but today I found out that there is a little problem with the algorithm design, I stipulate that AI can't kill people, apparently Jarvis now treats these winged beauties as human beings, even if they are actually poisonous women who want to kill me.Blame me, I used to date too many Victoria's Secret models, and Jarvis also fell in love with big wings, but this mistake can only be adjusted after today. ”Tony was actually in the sky a few kilometers away, and when he texted back, Jarvis was fighting a group of blonde angels in his suit."
Oh, well, I want to ask you something, something about ethics."
The brown-haired girl was not interested in AI and other things, her big fluffy tail behind her wagged, and her small hands typed quickly: "I accidentally got a necklace that allows me to go back in time and become the mother of these winged aliens, do you think I should go?"
”"If the last few decades have taught me anything, it's that you should never get involved in other people's ethical issues, big or small."
The suit used the palm cannon of both hands to make a move 'Pillar of Light Rotation', and Tony, who was chatting in the suit, also glanced at the struggling captain and others on the ground: "But since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy, this is not an ethical issue, but a species issue, will you lay eggs?"
Squirrel girl?
They have wings and feathers, they must be some kind of fowl, have you seen Professor X's wife?
The people of Xia are oviparous. ”"Well, I don't think humans should be oviparous."
Squirrel sister Doreen Green was a little entangled, she touched her tail and touched her front teeth, as if she was sure that she was human, and then replied: "Sure enough, it still doesn't work, I can't lay eggs, it seems that the plan will not work." ”"Why don't you give me that necklace and I'll see if I can be their father?"
Tony joked because he had just seen the Hulk being attacked by a troll and stabbing his ass with a big stick: "No, seriously, you give me the necklace to study, and I'll see if I can invent a time machine and sell it, and then I will share 15% of your earnings and make hundreds of millions of dollars in pocket money every day, and then you will be able to eat the best pine nuts and peanuts every day." ”"Hehe, thank you, forget it, there is a big ruby on this chain, I don't think it's a good thing, I'd better destroy it myself."
Squirrel patted her knee and took out a very cheesy gold chain from her pocket, the pendant on which was emitting red light, but she was not affected: "Besides, I don't think a few hundred million dollars is the level of pocket money." ”"Poverty limits your imagination, girl, and I'm actually wearing hundreds of millions of dollars right now."
Tony, behind the golden mask, smiled crookedly, sent a message frivolously, thought about it, and sent another one: "Where are you?"
Hurry up and help around Manhattan. ”But the squirrel girl only sent a toothy emoji, and then said: "I'm going to the supermarket to buy instant pasta, I read the brochure that there is a sale tonight, okay, I've set this conversation to 'don't remind new news', come on." ”Yes, even if the aliens invade New York, Squirrel Girl still keeps her own pace, for her.The supermarket's discounted goods can't be missed, not to mention the alien invasion, even if Thanos snaps his fingers again today, he can't stop her, she said!
Putting away the necklace and mobile phone, she patted her buttocks, turned her head to tell the direction, and prepared to go to the supermarket to line up.Every time New York encounters a crisis, supermarket business is always very good, and many African-Americans will go to the large and small supermarkets with various weapons to 'buy', and the shopkeepers will often raise their hands all night.As a superhero, I still have to talk about social morality, and I have to queue up for shopping, although it's still daytime, but it's too late to go.Raising her short legs, she stepped past the corpse in front of her, and was about to walk out, when she met Loki, who was an Asgardian deity who didn't know if it was male or female, was covering a manhole from a sewer "Oh, hi, Loki, what are you playing?"
”Wagging her big tail, Doreen asked the god curiously."
ShhhhThis is the high-end stealth technique I learned from Deathstroke, there is not a single enemy in the sewers, and the whole city is unimpeded, will you come?
”Loki stretched out his finger to his lips and made a quiet gesture, and quickly showed a mischievous smile: "Also, the uniform style you wear is too strange, is there a cold style in the New York fashion industry recently?"
”Under normal circumstances, if you look cold on the outside, as if you have no interest in the opposite sex, it is called abstinence.And the squirrel girl is wearing a dirty big T-shirt today, big brown pants, travel shoes that she forgot to wash, she also tucked the hem of the T-shirt into the waistband of her pants, and her chubby face has no makeup, which makes people look at it and become without the slightest desire for her, which is called sexual frigidity.The squirrel girl suddenly turned into dead fish eyes, the corners of her two mouths skimmed downward, and her front teeth lost their luster: "This is my regular clothes, thank you!"
Hum!
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