"Squirrel girl?"
Su Ming, who was standing next to the evaporator display case, called the girl, because he was a little unsure of the identity of the other party.Although the rat-eared hairpin on her head and the big fluffy tail behind her should be enough to prove it, in Su Ming's impression, although the squirrel girl has more than a dozen different uniforms, they are almost 'small leather shoes, leggings, I call it a squirrel, you remember', so earthy to the extreme is a trendy dress.Now it's an earthy yellow T-shirt again, and it's a dirty pants dress, no matter how you look at it, I feel a little...
Not the right taste."
It's me, hehe, my friends call me Doreen, and Mr.
Deathbell can call me that, I'm your fan, when I was a child, my grandparents often told me your stories, and I was so scared that I often couldn't sleep at night, for fear that you would get out from under the bed and take me away."
The self-cooked squirrel girl got out of the crowd, ran to the death knell in small steps, raised her face and said with a smile: "I am 18 years old this year, I don't have a boyfriend yet, I am in the first year of New York Imperial University, I am a major in video game design, my favorite animal is a squirrel, my favorite thing to eat is nuts, and my favorite sports are supermarket discounts." ”Her round face is full of optimism, but it is completely unnecessary to introduce herself later, right?
And if you participate in the supermarket discount rush to buy this kind of exercise, it can't have the effect of fitness exercise at all, right?
“......
You were afraid of me when you were a child, why aren't you afraid now?
”Su Ming looked at the big tail wagging behind the other party, a little curious about this.Is it like the bat fans of Gotham, who have developed a deformed dependence in extreme fear?
Panic when you can't see Batman for a while?"
Alas, after my grandparents died, all they left me with was the stories about you."
The squirrel girl's eyebrows drooped, and Xiaoyuan's face also showed a look of grievance and sadness: "And I know that the truth of the matter is not as in the story, you are a good person." ”"Well, you're a classmate of Gwen."
Su Ming diverted the topic, after all, his purpose was the necklace in the squirrel girl's hand, and it was pointless to talk too deeply about the other party's family situation.Besides, Squirrel Girl is a funny character, and letting her recall those unhappy things will affect her combat effectiveness.Marvel officials have never said where Squirrel Girl's powerful combat power comes from, but she can always defeat powerful enemies with all kinds of ridiculous means and reasons, and the officially certified abilities are all funny items.For example, she has front teeth and jaws that can hold a million pounds, which allows her to use her teeth to dig tunnels in the mountains or easily open any kind of nut.For example, she can hide her tail in her pants and disguise herself as a normal person, while creating an exaggerated American fart like the Kardashian sisters.By the way, there is also a tribute to the Sea King next door, she can talk to the squirrel."
Ah, in a way, she should know me, and I know her."
Gwen, who was carrying a mountaineering bag of various munitions on his back, bent over and panted like a brick movers: "Although I am an art major, I have been 'collecting' outside 360 days a year, and I still haven't remembered the roads on campus." ”There were a lot of people present, and Gwen was secretive, but everywhere hinted at Knell's most important ability about Squirrel Girl.That's going over the wall, the squirrel girl can go over the fourth wall and communicate directly with the audience, at least the one on the 616 earth can.As for this one of 40K Earth, Gwen is a little unsure, but she has crossed into the comics herself, what else is impossible to happen?"
Can I take a look at your gemstone necklace?"
Su Ming naturally knew what Gwen Shi knew, but he didn't care about it, and after the opening remarks passed, he directly asked for what was in Doreen's hand."
Here you go, it told me that I could go back in time and become a mother of angels, I thought there was an ethical problem so I refused, this thing should be of little use except for selling it for money, the gem is too big, and it is so cheesy."
Squirrel Girl smiled and nodded at Gwen, then handed the things in her hand to Deathstroke, and said, "I heard someone say that this is Setolak's ruby, but who is Setolak?"
”Death Knell handed the necklace to Wanda for inspection, after all, she was the mage.As for Loki, she has been smiling and smiling on the side, maybe she saw something, but she wouldn't say it without Knell asking, just playing.As a reward for the cooperation of the squirrel girl, Su Ming took out a large bag of macadamia nuts from her waist bag and gave it to the girl to eat, although she likes almost all nuts including acorns that ordinary people can't eat, but her favorite is macadamia nuts, after eating it, she will be full of energy, and instantly fill up the red and blue bars.The effect is almost like a fairy bean to her.In addition, there is a trivia that the origin of macadamia nuts is not actually in Hawaii, but Australia, and it is also called Australian walnut."
Seratok, he's a big red man, and he's a good man, at least he's very generous, but his deep ruby would be a little dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands."
Su Ming explained in a daze, but the squirrel girl didn't care anymore, her attention was on the nuts she was holding, it could be said that as soon as the thing arrived, she lowered her head and started to swallow, she was still in a hurry to go to the supermarket.But now, if you have nuts to eat, you can put them away.There are so many people, so many people in the sewers, and none of them have said to give them a nut to eat before, and sure enough, they are not as good as Knell.Not to mention anything else, it's too poor in terms of intelligence, hmph, and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents."
Ka, ka, ka."
Doreen, who was in a happy mood, quickly swallowed the round fruit, stuffed the sweet kernels into her mouth, puffed out her cheeks cutely, and said vaguely: "Since you want it, then this chain will be given to you, we are friends." ”She has always been very generous, belonging to the kind of superhero who is 'wide in heart and fat', and never mind giving it to her friends if she can't use it anyway.But it's also one of her weaknesses.Squirrel girl is too simple, she treats everyone as a friend, in the comic story, Doreen doesn't see the wrong person once or twice, and belongs to the character who is often cheated and makes jokes.At the same time, she also has a creed of not killing, and firmly believes that everyone can mend their ways."
Thank you, Doreen, so let's send you some more."
Deathstroke is the supreme mage, one of the basic rules of the mage is to trade, other girls are so generous, they can't pick the door themselves: "You usually work as an otaku in the dormitory, and you usually don't go out if you have nothing to do, so I guess you're going to go to the supermarket, are you going to buy something?"
”"Oh!
It's you, guess it right. ”Doreen wiped the crumbs from the corners of her mouth, pulled out a stack of coupons from her pocket, and looked down and said, "I'm going to buy discounted ice cream, toilet paper, socks, raisins, hot oil shampoo......""
Okay, needless to say, just give me the shopping list, and I'll arrange for someone to give you a ton of everything."
Deathbell waits for Wanda's results while smiling and solving Doreen's life problems.