"Why was I the first to die?
Ah no, it's my android. ”In the auditorium of the TVA, several people sitting at a round table eating and drinking are watching the broadcast video projected in the center of the table.Kassandra had been completely unaware of Knell's dark plans, and when she arrived, she objected to it, as she didn't want to be separated from Tony.The two have been separated for so many years, and how many times have they gone to the opposite side, and now they are finally together, it is the stage of honey blending oil, but they are forced to act in a bitter love scene?
It's a pity that her protest is ineffective, and the death knell can ignore even Maria's opinion, let alone that she is an ordinary girl?
There's no way, you can't resist it, you can only enjoy it, it's a very strange feeling, watching Tony in the picture interact with another fake self, Kasan is still a little jealous, and she can't wait for the fake to die immediately, and she sticks it on Tony instead.But seeing her android explode into a cloud of blood mist, she didn't even have a last word, but she didn't want the fake to die, at least not like this."
You don't understand this, little beauty, hey, hey, hey, hey......"
A strange man with a foul smell suddenly appeared behind everyone, and spoke in a voice like in his mouth, but he didn't just talk to Kashan, but suddenly turned to no one, squeezed his eyebrows through the mask and said: "It's the New Year again, audience friends, I want to kill you!"
”"Yue ......" only heard it, but it didn't see anyone, but the strong fragrance that came with the wind made everyone at the table retch, except for Howard, and the sound from the depths of his throat was endless."
Deadpool, don't talk to yourself when you suddenly appear, and don't stand upwind behind us, go over there."
Howard took out a handkerchief to help his wife cover her mouth and nose, and pointed to the other side of the round table angrily: "Damn, how long has it been since you took a shower?"
That's why I didn't want to come to your wedding yesterday. ”Yes, this is the Deadpool wedding hall, and the space has been replaced by the terrain of the Scottish hills and grasslands, where everyone enjoys a meal in the clear blue sky and breeze, and even the sea in the distance, rhythmically lapping against the jagged reef.Listening to Howard's words, Deadpool clutched his chest and staggered across the round table as if he had been shot, his neck stretched out, looking at his old friend in disbelief.This was the case with the Marines who were hit by shore fire in the middle of the sea when they landed on D-Day, because it was then that they realized that the landing craft was opening the door from the front.Regret, fear, anger and other emotions are mixed together, which often makes it difficult for normal people to express themselves.And then...
The music suddenly sounded, and Deadpool suddenly began to dance a bewitching Ah San style dance, the soundtrack was very cheerful, and he was not a normal person, but he also sang along with the rhythm: "Who is it~~ to send you to me?"
It's the ~~ round moon, the bright moon.It's the dark death knell, it's the dark death knell, it's the dark death knell, the death knell ......"
While singing and dancing, he kept flattering the guests at the table, in fact, he was hinting, implying that everything was arranged by his cousin, but through the mask, there was something wrong with the use of different eyes.Howard didn't show up for the wedding yesterday, maybe he didn't want to face Tony, maybe for some other reason, but did he think he could get away with it?
It's useless, it's still honest today, right?
Because the death knell was planned.Howard, a simple mustache, thinks that Death Knell only calculates Tony, but that's a big mistake, and the bad cousin's mille-feuille routine can't be prevented.Anyway, after watching Deadpool's cabaret performance, except for Howard, who was used to it in his early years, everyone present vomited.Wade closed P3 and sat across from the round table, he put his legs on the table and leaned back tactically: "I'm called manly, women are cute to me, you guys with a funny mustache are not qualified to talk about me."
Also, I know that many people will be so excited that they vomit when they see me, but can you stop causing trouble to the cleaning staff?
Although they are illegal immigrants from Mexico, they also have human rights. ”"Thank you!"
A fat Mexican man in a baseball cap, dark-skinned, dressed like a truck driver, came over with a mop and bucket, spoke accented English, nodded gratefully to Deadpool, and began to clean up on the spot."
No thanks, because we are a community with a shared future for mankind, love you."
Deadpool smiled and gave the other party a heart, indicating that this is love from the United States, and then pointed to the corner of the table, "We're on the lawn now, we can't use a mop, you go and change the rake, it's clean, if you can't clean it, suck it with your mouth."
By the way, by the way, go to the earth to help me buy a few boxes of lube, the ones I brought were used up last night, but none of the goods prepared by my cousin and adjutant were fragrant, not exciting enough, Xia Qila didn't like it. ”So for some reason, the Mexicans who appeared at the TVA headquarters hurriedly left again, and they were so obedient."
Why don't you go to another table and entertain someone else?
I think it's good for us to watch the broadcast for ourselves, and we don't need you to explain. ”Howard, who looks much younger than the android, wants to get rid of Deadpool, although he can withstand it, but his in-laws and daughter-in-law are rolling their eyes, and it can't go on like this."
Don't say that, you're on my Super Thunderbolt Honeymoon Wedding, and that's my guest."
Deadpool buttoned the dead skin on his buttocks, tore off a large piece and threw it on the grass on the side, and rubbed it with his foot: "Nothing else, I'm just very simple, you know me, besides, you haven't seen my wife yet, she changed her clothes, and she will come over in a while." ”"Alas......"
Howard sighed, although he wanted to get up and leave, but only here could he see the broadcast of his son Tony, and Death Knell had already planned everything.If you want to watch the broadcast, you have to go through the torture of Deadpool, which is probably the price that mages often say, if you want to gain something, you will inevitably lose something.The two sons of the family and the daughter-in-law, including the dear Mary, had lost their lunch and stomach acid, and he himself seemed to have lost the temperance, which was something more precious.Seeing that he had accepted the reality, the corners of Deadpool's mouth under the mask hooked an arc like '√', he looked at Kassandra who had just finished vomiting and rolled her eyes on the snow-white tablecloth and said, "Then let's continue the previous topic, as to why your android was the first to die, guess first, my cousin once praised you for being a ruthless woman, let me see if you are dark enough?"
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