"Strange, so strange, AhhhhWhile plucking his nostrils, he sneezed at Deadpool, who was chattering in a nozzle, and then shivered comfortably a few times, and then continued: "Obviously, we haven't killed many dark elves, so why do it seem that the targets in the city have disappeared as if they smelled it?"
Are they that smart?"
Carol, who flew beside Wade but kept a distance of two meters, covered her nose and answered the question: "You do have a taste......
However, the disappearance of the dark elves has nothing to do with you, they are very good at stealth, and they have good stealth equipment, you may not have dealt with them much before, but during my days as a soldier in the Kree Empire, I often encountered them raiding certain planets and then running away. ”The dark elves who board the ship are not productive, and they rob anything they lack, similar to space pirates.Whether it is the Kri, Xia or Skrull Empire, the dark elves are not afraid at all, anyway, robbing the border colony star, fishing and running, the fleets of the three empires are all decisive fleets, and they can't catch up with their clippers at all.The ships of the great powers are often ships with extremely thick armor and fierce firepower, designed to bombard the enemy head-on.As for the ships of the Dark Elves, the design idea is different, in order to take more people away from their homes, these ships are almost unarmored and have no firepower, and all their energy is used for thrusters and stealth systems.During the plunder, the fleet stopped in low-earth orbit, sent countless small flying boats to land, and after the robbery was completed as quickly as possible, everyone returned to the mothership and ran away directly by stealth, and no victim could catch up with them.Maybe Gao Tianzun's ship can, but as far as Carol knows, Thanos's ship, the Dark Sanctuary II, is not as fast as the Dark Elves.Fighting head-on, the dark elves are simply not enough to see, but when it comes to running and hiding, they are the first in the universe."
Sister-in-law, stop for a moment, it's not a way for us to fly around like this."
Listening to Captain Marvel's words, Wade immediately took it to heart, he stopped Diana, who was flying at the front with an expressionless face, and raised his chin proudly: "I have a plan, I can find where the dark elves are hiding, why don't we fall and try?"
”Diana originally wanted to attack the airport, but when she got over there, there was not a single dark elf, only the angels who were busy not knowing what they were doing, like they were changing shifts in the army?
Because Death Knell says not to kill the angels, she gives up on the attack and decides to find a better target again.But after flying for a long time, they didn't find a suitable place, and the last time Deadpool proposed, they even checked the public toilets on the street, but they still didn't find any trace of the dark elves.Now that Deadpool says she has a solution, why does she think she doesn't believe it so much?
But that's the way it was, she could only be a dead horse doctor, and after a sigh, she landed first.The three of them landed in a park that covered a large area, and seeing that a large number of strange angels who were not wearing golden clothes were gathering hundreds of meters away, Diana scratched her hair: "Say, what are your plans?"
”A mysterious smile appeared under Deadpool's mask, he cleared his throat, first lifted the mask and spat to the side, and finally bit it off with his newly erupted teeth before replying, "My cousin taught me a magic skill a long time ago that I can use when I don't know where my destination is, and today is the time to use this skill!"
”"Oh?
Is it such a powerful trick?
”Carol was suddenly interested, and she wanted to learn about it, after all, the death knell had taught her a lot of things.For example, most aliens are not human, and there are humans who can be expelled from the ball, and women have unsightly faces, etc......"
Hehe, it seems that he didn't teach you, I know."
Wade shook his head in a dashing manner, as if he had long flowing hair, and said, "I knew that my cousin loved me the most, even if he never touched my ass, but I could feel this heavy and dark love." ”"Stop talking nonsense, if you have a way, take it out and give it a try."
Diana had become a dead fish's eye, for she found that on the other side of the wide park lake, there were probably tens of thousands of angels in white robes, holding halberds and crossbow arrows, looking curiously in this direction.It felt a little wrong, but I couldn't say anything was wrong."
This trick is a bit powerful, are you mentally prepared?
If you are not ready, tell me first, and if you don't, how do I know that you are ready?
”Deadpool was also wearing a white dress and a golden wig, and when he saw the eyes cast at them from all directions, he waved enthusiastically to them in response.It seemed to work, and soon the strange soldiers stopped looking this way."
Use it quickly, or I'll stab you with a long sword."
Diana tapped her shield, she was about to be driven crazy by Deadpool's nonsense, and along the way, her cousin's mouth never stopped, either spitting blood, pulling something out of his underpants to eat, or just talking non-stop.She really didn't know how Slade put up with Wade, and it was a torture to act with such a talkative relative."
Hey, sister-in-law has learned to threaten me?
This.....
It's so exciting!
”Wade was not surprised, he seemed a little yearning, but in the end he shook his head regretfully: "But now is not the time to play a stage play, if I delay my cousin's matter, he will deduct my money, or the task first." ”As he spoke, he took off one of his shoes, and the rotten and pus-drenched stinky foot stepped firmly on the green grass, and suddenly a piece of green grass withered rapidly in a faint yellow smoke.The solution he said was actually to throw away his shoes.When he was lost and at a loss, when he didn't know where to go, Deathstroke once used the trick of throwing away shoes, because fate in the dark will always guide a person in the direction he should go.To put it bluntly, it is to ask the cosmic consciousness to show the way, not necessarily accurate, but it is much better than turning around, right?
Taking a deep breath, Wade first turned the boot in his hand upside down, poured the skin and pus and blood that fell off inside a few times, and then kissed the toe of the shoe, asking any god to do a favor.Then he closed his eyes and threw his shoes into the sky!
A bloody nail flew out of the boot's tube, then a cucumber slice that fell into it somehow flew out in the spin, and a carton of expired milk fell out of the way for some reason.But there was still gravity here, and the boot ended up on the grass, with the toe straight into the dirt."
Huh?
What does it mean that the shoes are pointing in place?
Ladies, come and help me analyze, do you want us to stay where we are and wait for the dark elves to come to you?
”"Vomit !!"
However, Diana and Carol were already vomiting in the yellow mist, unable to speak at all, and the smell of Wade's feet was simply the ultimate weapon against friend and foe.