It's not that Carol doesn't do it, it's that the situation on her side is actually more complicated.Unlike the situation of the Angel Queen, the dark elves were all ordered by the spicy chicken silk to shrink and defend, and the whole clan was cowered in this imperial tomb.Captain Marvel chases the king of the dark elves, but every now and then a cursed warrior of the dark elves emerges from out of hiding, and the bad elves bring with them their swamp tigers, large, ferocious winged cats.A flying tiger with bat-like wings is not much of a threat to Carol.But felines are what she likes, and when she sees a fierce tiger, she looks a bit of a female man's style, but in fact, Carol, who is very soft on the inside, is a little unable to get her hands on it.The big black tiger can still fly, how cute it is, it's a pity to kill it.So when a swamp tiger comes out, she will gather her strength to knock it out, and when one emerges, she will stun one, and as a result, she will chase and stop the spicy chicken shreds, and there is no way to form a coherent attack.And those cursed warriors, all crazy people who are not afraid of death, come over with a black hole grenade and blow themselves up, which is also a trouble."
Wade, where did you die?
It's time to get to work. ”Su Ming felt that Carol might need some help, so he turned his head to look behind him and began to call his cousin to work.I paid for it, so I can't let Wade do nothing, right?"
Coming, coming, I'm here, hehe....."
Deadpool's reply came from directly below, and he flew towards his cousin, and he was also lifting his pants, and his two trouser pockets were bulging.What else could he do?
Of course, I picked up the money.The battle between the two sides caused a lot of gold hidden in the mausoleum to fall to the ground, and the greedy people present were obviously not the only angel queen, and Wade also had an extremely strong desire to obtain money.But the money he asks for is usually to help the poor women who roam the streets at night with very little clothes, so maybe it can be said to be charity?
The cousin picked up some gold, and Su Ming didn't bother to care about it, anyway, it was only tens of thousands of dollars at most, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Carol: "Go and help Captain Marvel finish up, let the spicy chicken shreds stop hiding and seeking, where else can he run?"
”"Alas, okay, who called you an employer, it's like I bought Sichuan fragrant chicken feet and sent them rock sugar duck feet, and I don't want to take what I eat out of my intestines, so I can only admit it."
While taking out the small pistol given by his cousin, Wade began to talk nonsense out of tune, and frowned in the direction of no one: "But I still can't understand, don't you have the lighter of the Ultimate Eraser?"
Wouldn't it be nice to just give it to Malekith?
”"Is the Ultimate Eraser that easy to use?
What if I wipe Havenheim too?
”Su Ming took out the thing and showed it to his cousin, and pointed with his other finger: "Look, even if it's a lighter, it doesn't even have a knob for adjusting firepower, just a trigger." ”Wade suddenly realized, he patted his buttocks, and buckled his nose again: "Understood, it's right that you don't use it, otherwise you will lose so much gold, it will be like thinking about a beautiful woman and finding out that she has AIDS, it's a pity." ”"But you're not afraid of AIDS at all, because your cancer cells can't even survive HIV in your body."
Su Ming calmly put away the Ultimate Eraser, and took out another bottle of liquor to drink.The slut Deadpool smiled slyly and squeezed the mask's small white eyes: "That's what I said, in fact, I never care if she's sick when I make friends, because no one is as sick as me, quack!"
”He made a duck call and then twisted and flew away, shaking his ass happily in the air, probably feeling very proud."
Hey, my cousin is such an interesting guy, he's always so optimistic."
Hallie clearly admires Wade, as Deadpool is disgusting, but he lives an easy life, which is probably the benefit of brain cancer's frequent amnesia."
He's not optimistic at all, he's actually very negative."
Su Ming hugged Harley and continued to watch the play, and imprinted a bite on her head: "Do you think, Jelly Bean, if it weren't for life and death, who would be a mercenary?"
”.........................Regardless of whether Deadpool is negative or positive, his combat effectiveness is still undoubted, the dark elves are not a particularly powerful race, and they will hurt, bleed, and die when they are hit by bullets.Wade, who seemed to be heartless, chose the right tactics, and when he got out of the game, he let the dark elves attack him, and then he fought back defensively.For example, if a dark elf jumps out of the shadows and stabs Deadpool in the waist with a dagger, then he will immediately jump up and use a move to root the old tree, clamp the opponent's waist with his legs in reverse, and then turn and shoot.Although the efficiency was a bit slow, given that he was wearing a skirt and uniform that had been beaten to tatters before, and now that most of his rotten flesh was exposed, the number of dark elves who could see him holding back and not vomiting was very rare.Kill the enemies who didn't spit out, and still have the ability to resist, and the other enemies who fell out of hiding with a 'rainbow' in their mouths, is it still necessary for Wade to deal with them?
So his tactical goal was also achieved, which was to help Carol get rid of the miscellaneous soldiers who hindered her, even the swamp tiger.No way, that kind of large cat can be domesticated to fight, obviously also has its own brain, and they also have stomachs, as long as carbon-based creatures that meet these two points, they can't get rid of the effects of disgusting.It's just that where Deadpool passed, the ruins that could barely be called a road, were soon covered in all sorts of vomit, and now even Carol was more or less affected.But it doesn't matter, because the spicy shredded chicken is also affected, according to the famous canyon theory of relativity, both sides are weakened, which means that there is no weakness."
It's for......
Bring in Deadpool for you!......
"Carol threw another punch at the spicy chicken shreds, she couldn't find an excuse to hit someone, made one up on the spot, and retched at the same time.The king of the dark elves was already in a state of extreme nausea, he had never seen such a disgusting creature as Deadpool, especially since this creature was wearing a tattered dress and wings stained with viscous bodily fluids and vomit on its back.After being punched in the chest by Carol, he finally vomited, and while vomiting, he drew an arc in the air and fell directly from the empty island to the ground.And just like that, when Carol chased him down and pressed him to the ground and punched him a dozen times in a row, the dark elf, whose face was covered in vomit, still swallowed his last breath in mental and physical pain.