No one can say exactly how many functions the Sands has, and as a magical prop in the hands of the Sandman, it is as elusive as a dream.This strange teleportation with the power of Lucifer feels like falling into a dream.All around them were endless bubbles of all sorts of colors, some flat and some round, like those blown out by a child who was short of breath when he was giggling.In these bubbles, the world of dreams is revealed, such as a broken nobleman who is about to starve to death and dreams that he is attending a high-class banquet, or a stray dog dreams that he meets his long-dead master again.There are comedies and tragedies, but they are undoubtedly unrealistic dreams, and this is the essence of the 'unwritten poem', for various reasons, there is no story that has been written.Including the unexpected reinforcements Albera, a group of five people is falling down a wide but twisted pipe, not so fast that the witch still has time to relight a cigarette with Erlang's legs crossed."
Uh~~~" She blew out a puff of smoke, threw the lid of her lighter, and raised her chin towards Deathbell: "Originally, these dreams did not exist, we saw them, so they were recorded and determined, this situation reminds me of a scientific explanation, what is it called?"
”"Schrödinger's cat, this is the category of quantum mechanics, you can't understand it, so let's look at it according to the previous point of view of the wizarding world."
Bobo, who rushed to answer, grabbed the cloak of the death knell and never let go, after all, he still likes to rely on it in the process of free fall, and the monkey said loudly: "But then again, why do you seem to have lost some weight as a witch, and the money that Death Bell gave you last time didn't it make you improve your living environment?"
”Listening to the orangutan's words, the witch in the whereabouts sniffed and replied without the slightest embarrassment: "Don't mention it, I've been deceived, Fake!"
”"Oh-oh?
There is still someone who can deceive you, a clever ghost, tell me about your bad luck, and let us all be happy. ”Bobo begins his daily bickering with the witch, as he and Albella have always done.She's not as cheap as Zakang, but she's not a good stubble.Perhaps in the eyes of some people, she is even less virtuous than Konstantin, because she is also a lawyer specializing in divorce lawsuits, and in addition to exorcism, the only thing left in her professional scope is to break up other people's families.If a mercenary is like a hyena, then she is a vulture, the former causing some misfortune every time he goes out, and the latter profiting from the unfortunate situation.Unless someone likes to be haunted by a demon or ghost, or by an ex who is similar to a demon or ghost, and feels that it is not unfortunate but happy, this kind of mental illness is another matter.Anyway, they are both animals in the African savannah, and Bobo, as an orangutan, also likes these two animals to live in the same world.After all, he is a bar owner who likes to talk about the world, so his natural position is to side with mercenaries and unscrupulous lawyers."
Law X oil."
Albella was used to the smell of the orangutan's mouth, and she calmly raised her middle finger and burped deliberately hard.With her little face puffed out a warm and sour breath from the inside of her body, she grinned and retched at Bobo, and then she smiled with satisfaction and talked about what had happened since the last separation.In the previous operation, didn't everyone finally find the Sandman in Lucifer's world, and her commission was completed, so Su Ming gave her a sum of money, which was enough for her to live a comfortable life.But people are different.The happy life that ordinary people think of is probably having a car and a house, good health, having both parents, harvesting love, and so on.are all realistic ideas for living, which are more in line with the mainstream social views.For example, Black Alice, who also received a payment from Deathbell, took the money to supplement the nutrition of her father who was suffering from cancer, and bought some belongings to improve her life.But Albera's happiness is to take a pack of cigarettes in her mouth and light them at the same time, and then soak herself in a bathtub full of spirits, and take a cigarette and a puff of wine.What she wants is to be drunk and dream to death, drink too much and fall asleep on the sofa, and continue to get drunk when she wakes up and eats, this is the life she yearns for the most."
It doesn't sound like a healthy lifestyle, so let's take a carrot for vitamins."
Captain Rabbit also came over to listen to the story, and he was carrying Jesse on his back at this time, and when he heard about Albela's usual life, he kindly handed over his favorite food."
Thanks, Captain Carrot from Earth-26."
Although Albera, who knows the goods, has two dark circles under her eyes, her smile is still beautiful and moving because she has a good foundation: "I will accept this radish and use it as a snack tonight." ”"Do you still want to drink?"
The rabbit was a little speechless, there was no such level of drunkard on his earth."
What else can I do without drinking?
Do you watch soap operas on TV like a housewife?
Scold. ”The witch took a puff of her cigarette, puffed smoke out of her nostrils and scoffed at normal family life: "I'm a witch, and I like tobacco and alcohol and I am already the most normal group of people in the group, don't believe you ask Bobo." ”The rabbit's big eyes looked at the orangutan, and the barkeeper shrugged his shoulders expertly to show that the witch was right.Magic is the art of darkness, the power that comes from turning people upside down, and that dark nature causes basically every wizard to have his own quirks.Compared to those maniacs who eat people and, Albera's hobby can be said to be a clear stream, second only to Raven's autism and Zatanna's expressiveness."
Anyway, after I got the money, I thought about it, half of it was used to buy cigarettes, and half of it was used to buy alcohol."
The witch continued the conversation as she continued, and she sighed, "But then I saw an advertisement on the Internet, a special offer of Scotch whisky, you can't guess how cheap, and the price of a bottle of wine in a forgotten bar can be bought online for ten." ”She doesn't have any requirements for wine, it's strong enough, it's large, it's fine, and she immediately places an order to pay, the kind of stud."
Got it, you've got a fake wine."
Hearing this, Bobo instantly understood, and his face showed a gloating expression: "It's cheap and not good, I said why haven't I seen you recently, it turned out that I drank fake wine and went to the hospital, haha!"
It's just that I'm a little curious, how dare you buy alcohol on the Internet?
It's all virtual, and you can't grasp it at all. ”Albella was guessed by the orangutan detective about the whole thing, but she was still stiff-mouthed, and she vomited a sour breath at Bobo like a revenge: "My magic is all learned from the videotapes I bought from TV shopping, who said that you can't buy good wine online, I was only deceived this time, next time I will buy another one!"
You don't want to make my money, forget that the wine in the bar is too expensive. ”"Phew!
I'll add you to the 'no welcome list' that says Konstantin and the Japanese. ”Bobo covered his nose and quickly changed positions, jumping from Deathknell's shoulder to the other side."
I've thrown the man who sold my fake wine into hell, and if you dare to write my name and Constantine's name together, I'll throw you into the magma too."
The witch began to move, pinching Bobo's waist and abdomen with her sharp nails, causing him to scream.The people and the orangutans were fighting, and Jesse, who had been listening to everyone's nonsense, seemed to have a question mark on his head at this time, and she interjected: "Why don't you welcome Japanese people in your bar?"
”Bobo tilted his mouth, avoiding the clutches of the witch, and replied as a matter of course: "They have too many things, drink some cheap sake and eat dried fish and fish fillets, I am a serious bar, not a cat café, where is the fish?"
”"That's ......"
Jesse seems to have been shocked by his worldview, is it so casual in the bars of the wizarding world?
Death Knell, who had been smiling, only then spoke, he raised his mask and reminded everyone: "Okay, this is the end of the small talk that promotes friendship, I have a feeling that I am close to my destination, get ready for battle, first catch Barry." ”