Before, the head of the machine left a death message next to Said's corpse and planted it for the death knell, isn't this just a dung basin on the head.It's just that it's a metaphor, Su Ming is playing real now, and directly found an African elephant with a large amount of feces to teach the machine head a good lesson.If it weren't for the protection of animals, Deathstroke would have wanted the adjutant to catch a blue whale over, and that would have been sour."
OK, let's see who's coming, oh, it's Nito, guess who we're not going to invite for a party?"
Something stinking, hahaha!"
Rubbing his fingers and asking the adjutant to send the elephant back, so as not to affect it in the battle, Su Ming began to bully the machine head in the American style.This guy had been punched by Superman before, and now the armor on his torso and legs was shattered, but he still had two gloves, two boots, and a helmet, and he looked a little nondescript.Su Ming had seen someone dressed similarly before, wearing only big pants and a vest, while wearing rain boots, rubber gloves and industrial masks, and busily wiping the floor and cleaning the house with chemicals.This kind of person is usually a murderer, and this is to clean up the scene of the dismemberment after killing his wife.The current shape of the machine head is similar, except that the green water flowing on his body is not a detergent."
Damn the death knell!
How dare you insult me like that?
I'm God!
”The machine hair floating in the air with his hands in the posture of the 'little fairy' roared, he obviously didn't like to be tricked, and the long disfigured life made him sensitive and inferior, this kind of person was the most easily provoked.He's a scientist, and his most powerful weapon is actually his mind, which makes him angry, and he's actually abolishing it."
As I expected, Darkseid really transformed you into a new god......
Su Ming flicked the ashes of his cigarette, and the lightsaber in his hand was finally shaped on the shape of the scimitar: "Okay, since you say you are a god, then let us see your new abilities, don't play with your toy suit." ”Before he was punched by Little Superman and didn't die, Su Ming probably expected that his physical state had changed, and then he saw that some of the skin on his torso was as smooth as a baby, so he further confirmed his conjecture.It's really a plastic surgery, and if Darkseid pays him only for his handsome appearance and good skin, it's a little too cheap.Knowing that he had leaked his mouth and that the head of the machine was no longer loaded, he withdrew his supported hands, but they were still floating in the air, and he didn't need the pair of gloves at all.He then shook off the remaining suit on his legs, ripped off the remaining-stained T-shirt on his body, and took off his helmet......"
So handsome!
Although I am a little faceblind to men, I still think he is so handsome, and he even made it taller!
”The orangutan's eyes widened in surprise, he was clearly amazed by Darkseid's craftsmanship.At this time, Nito looks to be one meter nine tall, with a smooth body without a trace of muscles, thick eyebrows and big eyes, three-dimensional and soft facial features, and long blond hair that looks like an angel, which is simply shaped according to Lucifer's appearance."
Oh, that's it, medium level."
Albella was very calm, and she continued to smoke and drink in the back of the line: "Because of Darkseid's dark attributes, the new image of the machine head is terribly pale, and the lips are still black and purple, not handsome at all. ”She is a mixed bag, she has seen too many angels in the past, and the so-called new god is still worse than God's creation in terms of appearance, because she lacks a sense of naturalness.The head of the machine feels like an artifact that has just come off the assembly line, although it is also flesh and blood, but the artificial person is always different from the natural beauty."
That's right, pale skin, bloodless lips, and an exaggerated jaw, these are too earthy, and the style of "Twilight" is long outdated now."
Jesse, who had been stunned since the elephant appeared, also came back to her senses, and she shook her head with the same regret, looking at the floating machine head and talking to the witch: "Now my female classmates like the Sunshine Boy, with big muscles, and the mermaid line, and if they are members of the school football team, and they also have violent tendencies, it would be better." ”Young girls like bad boys, and Jesse often doesn't fit in with his peers because he's too normal.The machine head that originally showed his true face was quite confident, and he felt that his new face would shock these people or something.But obviously, humans are generally indifferent to his appearance, whether it is Deathstroke or Superman, even the young girl over there does not eat this face, and the only one who meets the expected reaction is an orangutan......
He was immediately hit hard.I betrayed everything and gave everything in exchange for such a handsome face and delicate skin, why do these people say that?!"
Look!
Look at my face so well!
Why don't you all take a hard look at its beauty?!
Do you know how important this is to me?!
I don't lack anything, I just lack a handsome appearance!
With this face, I was finally able to marry Big Chili!
”I see.After listening to these nonsense, Su Ming understood this guy's mental journey, and Nito suddenly cared about his appearance, and it turned out that he wanted to take a perfect wedding photo.Perfectionism kills people, and poor intelligence can kill people.Isn't it all disfigurement caused by burns and a series of sequelae?
In fact, as long as he doesn't have skin cancer, this level of problem can be easily cured.Whether it's Batman's final machine, Doctor Midnight or Mr.
Excellence, they can all be done for him in a short time.Batman was not less burned by the fireflies who played with fire back then, and the heroes of the Justice League and almost everyone's old enemies liked to play with fire, not to mention the magicians who dealt with hell, and being burned by magma was even more commonplace.If it's just for a face, there's no need to rely on Darkseid at all, so Su Ming thinks that in addition to the reason he said, the machine head is most likely a new power that Darkseid is trying to get into, right?
That is......
Great darkness.Low self-esteem takes him to extremes, he wants to gain strength, the strongest man on the earth 8.However, it's no fun, there are American soldiers here, no matter how strong the machine head becomes, people still play with him......"
It's a pity that you are destined to be absent from the wedding with Big Pepper."
Su Ming moved his wrist, and the corridor filled with the moaning of zombies suddenly fell silent, and he raised the light saber in his hand: "But don't worry, we will give her happiness too, hehe." ”