"Someone asked me how this Green Goblin skateboard came about, it's a long story, but if I want to make a long story short, I'm not very good at it, because I'm very long, quack!"
While flying on a skateboard, Deadpool talks to non-existent spectators, he can really multitask, and even pick his nostrils when flying: "Anyway, this skateboard is a wedding gift from Kiss Little Spider who doesn't know how to get it, and the little worm loves me deeply, and he knows that I am a master surfer." ”At the wedding feast, Peter brought those spider girls to the banquet, and there were so many people, it was impossible for them to come empty-handed.In addition, Deadpool is indeed very good at various sports by the sea, because there are many beautiful women on the beach, he used to go often, and he naturally knows those water sports that can attract women's attention.This is all learned for the sake of picking up girls, and putting the girl and rolling the sheets in Deadpool's mind is a priority, but it is second only to the hobby of making money.He was talking nonsense, and the next second he was hit by an omega ray, and he immediately turned into a dried corpse.chatting so happily with the non-existent audience that he forgot that as the culprit who ripped off Uncle Da's pants, the other party's hatred was temporarily transferred to him.Under the slash of the death knell, Darkseid insisted on giving Deadpool such a blow to vent his hatred.The Darkseid Rays used today have changed color, and are a gray beam of light glowing with white light, which is incredibly fast and difficult to dodge.If you don't hit Deadpool but the superheroes around you, there's a good chance that you will do serious damage and at least get one person out.But Deadpool's life is too hard, he can get infinitely close to death, but he just can't die.Although the concept of omega constantly destroys his body, burns his mind, and almost ends his story.But it's almost, a lot of the time, it's a hundred million points.A carp stiffened, charred corpse-looking Deadpool jumped up from the skateboard, his whole body healed quickly and touched his crotch with palpitations, and only after finding that the baby was still there, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Whew, scared me to death, old iron, I thought Darkseid was going to snatch my 'eggs', it turned out that he just wanted to kill me, I said it earlier, it hurt people to be careful of their livers, it's really annoying~......"
The audience who didn't exist seemed to say something."
Don't say that I talk about locomotives, it's annoying, it's all because my cousin grows so many pineapples in Hawaii and gets them to eat at the wedding banquet."
The more he talked, the more energetic Deadpool's flight movements twisted and twisted, but suddenly he seemed to think of something, and became serious again: "By the way, many people are misled by the online public account, thinking that pineapple and pineapple are not the same thing, I start from a sense of social responsibility, and I want to correct it here, pineapple is pineapple, kiwifruit is kiwifruit, and tomato is tomato."
What do you think?
Iron, am I very positive?
Come and see me live slashing people can you learn new knowledge, don't you give a gift to go a wave?
”"Hey, don't get sick there, come and help."
Su Ming's blade cut a hole in Darkseid's shoulder, but no blood flowed out, but a black light appeared from the wound in the gray-white body.It's like the void is stored in Uncle Da's body.In this case, it is necessary to use an additional conceptual weapon, that is, the embodiment of the disgusting concept, little cousin."
I don't call it Hey now, my name is Chu Yuxing!"
Deadpool flew up to his cousin and said disgusting things in a sinister voice."
Okay, you just like other people's cool sons and make a lot of money, right?"
Su Ming rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to bother with his cousin, while Superman was pestering Uncle Da, he took a step back to ventilate, and at the same time observed Uncle Da who was light PP: "Do you know what you should do?"
”"Understand, the tactics of dealing with the ultimate strong enemy, you often talk to me."
Deadpool changed into a new uniform in public and lifted his crotch: "But it's really not for me to say, Darkseid's character is really bad, he can't make jokes at all, it's far worse than Thanos, alas!"
”Cyborg changed into a baseball automatic ball machine this time, and flew up to shoot intensively at Darkseid, but Uncle Da was annoyed and angry, swaying his energy to the fullest, forcing the others to the point that they couldn't get in at all.Su Ming was not in a hurry, firstly, he was waiting for the witch's big move, and secondly, there was a big cat, so he didn't need to worry about anyone hanging up, so he flew around Uncle Da in a ring while chatting with his cousin who was following him: "That's for sure, although Thanos is known as the Mad Titan, the Tyrant of the Universe, but don't forget that he was a scientist before he went crazy, specializing in advanced energy application and anti-gravity technology, so he is a cultural person." ”"Well, that makes sense."
Deadpool rubbed the dead skin on his chin, ripped off his mask with a bang, revealing a face like a rotting zombie, and said with a smile: "Darkseid is illiterate, no wonder he is so rude, he doesn't even wear pants and fights with people, shame!"
”Knell seemed to agree with his cousin's words, and he also removed his mask, and his one-eyed eye was aimed at a certain part of Uncle Da, and said in a voice that the other could just hear: "Yuga Khan is full of aggression and conquest, and he lives like an African chieftain, and he has taught nothing but to teach his son to kill......
But this father and son are so young, it shouldn't be that kind of disability, right?
”"Probably not, right?"
Deadpool looked suspicious, he tore a piece of skin from his ass and played with it in his hand, so cool that he crooked his mouth and said: "I heard the old irons say, you think Darkseid and Khan don't look like each other at all, but more like Steppenwolf, so he should be a hybrid born of his mother and brother-in-law, and he shouldn't inherit Khan's physical defects, right?"
”The two of them flew together in the air, and the wind brought by the high-speed movement drifted into Darkseid's ears with this whisper.After all, Darkseid is also a super soldier, and he also has super hearing.But Death Knell seemed to have not noticed that the bad words he was saying behind his back were heard by the main owner, and he shook his head with disdain, as if he was disappointed in his cousin's immaturity: "It's shallow, you can see it shallowly, Rain Nettle, is there such a possibility, that is, Khan and Steppenwolf are both stunted cripples?"
”"Hehe, it's really possible, cousin, then look at it like this, and then compare it with our great human beings, the new god of the Apocalypse Star is a big nest of mongrels!"
was called Chu Yuxing, Deadpool was very happy, as if he saw that he could also make a good day, and nodded his head in agreement.But the two brothers had a good conversation, but Darkseid had gone crazy, and he broke through the joint restraint of everyone and the big cat, and rushed towards the two with his fists raised, as if he wanted to kill them.