"D, if you want to die, I haven't lived enough, and you still want the 'end'?
Here, take the face and then I'll give your grandma a leg!
”With the most intelligible words of the Hand of Nothingness, that is, after a burst of spitting fragrance, Deathbell threw his powerful weapon at him, which was Deadpool with an owl dagger stuck in his belly.To put it simply, the strangulation of the dagger is actually a show, in fact, its task is to throw the bound Deadpool to the enemy as soon as the host gives the order!
Deadpool is also an ordinary person, but just like he said himself, in terms of popularity, he has many more fans than DC black fans......
The hand of nothingness is a collection of evil thoughts, hatred and rejection; And what the audience gives to Deadpool is all love, at least he himself believes that it is love, so this is the ultimate showdown between love and hate!
He and his cousin have a good heart, and there are few times when he needs to be assigned a specific task, as long as he throws him out, he will judge what needs to be done."
Gaia!"
Maintaining Ultraman's flying appearance, Deadpool clenched his fists above his head and flew towards the pitch-black figure.In mid-air, he took off his mask and even his shirt, revealing his rotten belly and two points on his chest that bloomed as if he had syphilis."
Vomit ......"
The question of whether the hand of nothingness has a stomach is another matter, but the undeniable fact is that he has the same emotions as humans.Then he will inevitably be restrained by Deadpool.It was disgusting, especially since Wade was still writhing in the air, and before he could make contact with the huge face of the Void Hand, he actually pulled the Green Goblin skateboard out of his trouser pocket and played with flowers.Skateboard spun around in mid-air for three and a half weeks, then turned and flicked a fart at the face of the Hand of Nothingness.When he saw the curry-colored mist drifting towards the enemy's face, Su Ming couldn't bear it.But the chance is only this one.The black sun suddenly appeared, and the mounted big cat rose into the air, biting the claw that the hand of nothingness stretched out to ask for the end, and then Deathstroke mobilized all his concepts and powers, and slashed down at his wrist with a sword."
Click!"
The space shattered, the heavens and the earth changed color, and everyone present except for Death Knell himself temporarily lost their perception of the outside world.When the five senses return to Deadpool and Cat, they find that this is the end of the matter, and the black shadow comes and goes very suddenly.The Hand of Nothingness was gone, along with his monster boys, and the chaotic world of pictures.If it weren't for the huge claws in the cat's mouth, and the black slime dripping from the fracture, it would have been as if nothing had happened.The current situation is that two people and a cat are being pushed through a teleportation wormhole, and the destination is, of course, the world of the pioneers."
Oops!"
Deadpool, who was about to jump the enemy's face, didn't control the skateboard because he lost his five senses, and as a result, he crashed into his own brown mist, and he suddenly fell to the ground with a scream, but quickly got up, and showed a crooked smile of the god of war: "Hey, it's okay, I have mouth, nose and throat cancer, I can't smell anything today, hey, it's great."
But then again, the Hands of Nothingness should like the curry I had at noon today?
He just smelled the smell I shared with him, and he hurried home for dinner. ”"Phew!
Stop it!
Disgusting!
”The cat spit out the severed hand in its mouth, which was more than two meters long, and it covered its nose: "It stinks to death, its mouth stinks, its nose stinks, I want to vomit!"
”"You're a dream, Mimi, you can't spit it out or anything."
Su Ming touched its back, put away his weapon and picked up the severed hand, checking it over and over: "It's a bit unexpected that this hand can stay, I thought it would be .......
Oh?
This is so malicious, and the degree of substance is very high. ”The cat became much smaller, changed back to the size of a tennis ball, and flew up to the death knell's shoulder with her nose covered: "It's not uncommon for evil thoughts to form entities, haven't you seen those creatures in nightmares?"
It's the same with the hand of nothingness, he has indeed left, I smelled it, it should have been hidden in the distance, vomit, it shouldn't smell, it stinks!
”The cat stuck out its tongue."
I know, well, it's really unkillable, and the running skills are like pulling out a network cable and suddenly ......."
Deathstroke said a stalk that no one understands, and he also asked the strangler to help him pinch his nose: "But today I cut off one of his left hands, which is not a loss, he should be honest in a short time, and I can give this idea to a professional to study." ”As he spoke, a blue light flashed, and the huge severed hand in front of him was teleported away by the adjutant, and he wanted to hand it over to the ancient master according to the sheriff's instructions, so that she could help take a look.What weaknesses might the Hand of Nothingness be discovered?
Then the next time we meet, it won't be as simple as being chopped off by the death knell.There was a flicker of light and shadow in the golden teleportation channel, and the feeling of being squeezed by the intestines fell on the body again, and the cat was obviously too much to stand the fart, even if it was buried in the shoulders of the death knell, it was useless.It flew up, clutched its wet little nose and said, "No, I'm going home, I'm sick to death, and the rift and the Faceling, I'm going to go and tell Daniel right away." ”The expression on the big cat's face now is like that of the cats who sniffed the toes of their owners in some online videos, with their black hole-like mouths open and their faces full of consternation."
Wait, give you a can of catnip and go back and suck and play, thank you for your help, without you, I might have had a lot of trouble today."
Su Ming didn't keep him, but just took out the payment to the big cat, and also sent out an invitation: "If you want to play, go to the monster universe to find Harley, we are still on vacation." ”The abilities of the Dream of a Thousand Cats cancel out many of the abilities of the Hand of Nothingness, such as modifying reality, modifying thoughts, manipulating matter, changing logic and rules, and so on.The Hand of Nothingness is strong, but with the same external forces against him, it is not so strong, and it can even be said that it is a little weak.The cat picked up the can of catnip, shook her head, and said, "Don't play, we usually spend too much time with Harley going crazy."
By the way, tell Hallie, don't feed the cat to the FedEx delivery guy next time, it's not delicious, and get us some authentic old gotham corpses that all gotham loves. ”After speaking, the cat waved its tail, raised its little head high and walked out of the cat's steps, and it turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared as it went.Deadpool looked at his cousin and then at the direction of no one, turned around and stared at Deathstroke for a moment, then he spread his hands: "I think you don't seem to want to spend a vacation with me?"
Even if I let you use my delicate, won't you?
”"Hurry up and go back, go back to the TVA headquarters, don't forget, it's still your honeymoon period, Xia Ke La is the queen of succubus, if you let her stay alone in the empty room for a long time, be careful of cuckolding, I mean about ten hours by long."
Deathstroke took the owl dagger from his hand with a blank face, and at the same time, ruthlessly rejected his cousin's love.On vacation, you must not take Wade, otherwise it will become unfortunate."
Wow, is that exciting?
Then I have to hurry home and have a look. ”Hearing that he might be wearing a hat, Wade became even more excited, and while waving goodbye to his cousin, he even took out his mobile phone and turned it into camera mode: "By the way, my commission is still going to gin, right?"
”"Well, the adjutant has a record, Gin will see it."
Su Ming breathed a sigh of relief, covered his nose and nodded, while taking out a small crumpled paper ball, and throwing it to the slut lightly: "By the way, help me bring this to Dumu, let him see if he can restart this world with zero substance, I will go back in a few days, and we will see you later." ”"This is the "Bus" universe, I thought it was ruined by you, when did you get it?"
Deadpool spreads out the paper ball and looks at it, this is the original story, a sticky note paper stained with coffee and syrup with only the word B written on it.It was this idea that gave birth to a comic, a story, a world, which is now at the tipping point where the mind is about to materialize into the material world.Deadpool can understand this, because he has said a long time ago that everyone is actually a character in a movie, and even himself, he is playing himself.Don't look at the only one word on this broken paper, but if you really want to talk about it, this is the outline of the script."
Even if a mosquito flies in front of me, I can pluck its leg hair, let alone a world?"
Knell sat cross-legged, waiting for this 'intestinal transmission' to end, thinking about what had happened today: "You go, I'll go and take a look at the world of the pioneers and do nothing." ”"It's dark, and it's too capitalist and dark for bugs to pluck their feathers."
Wade waved his hand, put away the small paper ball, and took out a pen to write the incident in the palm of his hand so as not to forget about the brain cancer attack, and then he patted the black and red belt buckle on the belt, and it disappeared with a 'poof'.