Naturally, he wouldn't fall to his death, and the next second a spider silk pulled him up, and even the wine bottle and cigarette were stuck in his hand.Seeing the death knell, he lowered his head a little ashamedly, and after taking off his mask, his eyes were red and said, "I'm sorry, Mr.
Wilson, I didn't mean to skip school, but I just ......
Suck......
I felt ashamed and didn't know where to go, so I came to Mr.
Stark to see if he could help, but he wasn't at home, so I just...
Wait for him here. ”"What's so humiliating?"
Su Ming removed his mask, sat down next to the boy, patted him and motioned for him to sit too: "You used to be a good boy, you didn't smoke or drink, you know that it's illegal to drink under the age of 21, right?"
”"It's a butterbeer, it was given to me by the druid, and he said that children can drink it."
Peter showed the bottle and rubbed his eyes: "I'm very depressed, so I want to numb myself, but this wine has no alcohol content at all, and the more I drink, the more sober I become, woo!
”As he said this, he covered his face again, and the so-called cigarette in his other hand was actually just a candy.But apparently, the sugar still didn't make him happy, and he was still sad."
You haven't said it yet, what is the shame of it?"
Su Ming patted the boy on the back and asked him to speak it out: "You know, what Tony can do, I will definitely be able to do, and I can do it better than him." ”"That's...
Mr.
Wilson, you have to promise that you won't laugh at me. ”Peter looked up, and his face was flushed, about the same color as the patches on his uniform."
Don't be so polite, kid, you call me my cousin Wade, and you don't need to use an honorific title when you come to me, otherwise it will sound like I'm a generation behind Deadpool."
Su Ming smiled and took out real wine and cigarettes, and stuffed them into the boy's hand: "You are a good boy, I like you very much, just call me Slade in the future, say it, I promise not to laugh at you." ”"Okay, then I'll tell you what."
Spider-Man snorted, and he scratched his face with his fingers: "Sir, do you know the short video software that we young people play now?"
Well, I don't mean you're old, it's, well, it's a mobile app anyway. ”As he spoke, he pulled out his phone from his trouser pocket, and when the screen turned on, an icon was displayed.His broken mobile phone doesn't know if it's saved by picking up electronic waste, in short, after Wilson's titanium mobile phone was launched, Su Ming hadn't seen this kind of miscellaneous clamshell machine for a long time.Not to mention that this kind of mobile phone has been stolen, it is estimated that no one will pick it up if it falls on the road now, right?
But it looks like it's supposed to have been modified and programmed to make adjustments to accessories, although the screen of this thing is a little smaller, but the response speed is really not slow."
You know, Tremolo, it's a network project between my Wilson Group and Tony's Stark Industries, and the idea is still mine, I'm actually very young."
Listening to the little worm for a long time, Su Ming still didn't know why, he could only encourage the boy to continue: "Could it be that he used this rustic mobile phone, and was ridiculed by the bad boys in the class?"
But it doesn't make you feel shameless, right?
”"Alas......
Things are very complicated, sir, do you like cats?
”Peter sighed, he didn't drink, but continued to drink his butter water, and asked Death Knell a question."
Well, you should also know that I have a good relationship with the leopard god, so the feline is very close to me."
Su Ming nodded and waited for the follow-up.The little worm wiped his palms on his leggings, and looked down at the traffic below: "I like cats too.......
So, do you usually like to watch short videos of cooking?
”"Our family generally eats barbecue, but there are indeed many short videos of cooking on the Internet, after all, people take food as the sky, and the whole world is the same."
Su Ming, who lit a cigarette, shook his head, and he felt that he could understand Peter's situation.In his previous life, Su Ming didn't have much money, and when he was eating instant noodles in a rental house alone, he would also use his mobile phone to watch a video such as a full banquet of the Manchurian people, hypnotizing himself that he was eating good things.Everyone knows the situation in Peter's family, Aunt Mei works three jobs, and Peter also has to work and study, so when eating pasta with only tomato sauce as a side dish, it is logical to watch a cooking food video to eat.The little spider's expression became more and more bitter, he moved his gaze from the street to the sky, and raised his hand to cover his eyes: "Then I watch some funny videos of girls, which are the kind of short videos of other people's foreign appearances, it shouldn't be considered a mistake, right?"
”"If you laugh at a funny video uploaded to the Internet, it's not a mockery, because the uploader gets a profit, as long as it's not American-style bullying, you don't need to have any psychological burden from a moral level."
Not to mention the funny videos on the Internet, Su Ming also likes reality and the funny events happening in front of him, although he is not the kind of pure fun person, but he is not a saint with high moral standards."
That's the problem, sir."
Peter stuffed the whole cigarette-shaped candy into his mouth and chewed it, looking at the death knell with a vacant gaze: "I like cats, I like kitchen cooking, I like beautiful girl funny videos, there's nothing wrong with these things, but when they come together, that's why I'm ashamed." ”At this point, the hand he held the phone trembled, and his mouth writhed like a wave, as if he was restraining his emotions."
Hmm......
I don't hear any inevitable connection. ”Knell listened patiently, moving his arms in the high wind: "Could it be that some classmates laugh at your hobby for being too girly?"
Not really. ”Also, cats, kitchens, funny, these things together don't make people sad like this, right?"
I was pitted by the big data push of the tremolo, so I came to Mr.
Stark to see if there was a way."
Peter became a chatter when he put on his uniform, until now he finally got to the point: "This morning, I was on my way to school, and Mary lost her phone, so she asked me to borrow it and call myself to see if anyone had picked it up. ”"Well, go ahead."
Deathstroke encouraged the boy with his eyes."
She called and no one answered, so I had no choice but to give up, so I wanted to use my phone to look up a short video she saw yesterday about how to make a chocolate volcano and show it to their girls.""
Hmm.""
At that time, I didn't think it was a problem, so I agreed, but after she turned on my trill, Big Data pushed me a video based on my usual viewing preferences........"
Peter couldn't raise his head, and his voice became smaller, almost undetectable in the wind, thanks to Su Ming's super hearing, he could be heard trembling and said: "After integrating my preferences, my homepage video is 'Cat Ear Niang made herself pineapple pineapple roll her eyes wildly in the kitchen'!"
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It's that kind of violation video!
It's still the kind with the volume on!
Sir, you can't imagine what Gwen and Mary's eyes were like......
The whole class must have misunderstood me as a pervert by now, wooooooooooooI don't even know how I got out of the classroom!
”Seeing him so sad, Su Ming couldn't help laughing, and just patted the boy on the shoulder and asked him to look at the problem from a more optimistic angle: "Uh......
At least you've raised this number. ”