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Chapter 4145: New Jokes


"Let's go, Cloak, take me over for a chat."

Seeing the boiled egg, Deathstroke chuckled, patted the cloak and let it move closer to the Kun fighter.Not only was Fury here, but Su Ming also saw Coulson's team as a matter of course, plus an eagle eye.Hawkeye and Deathknell were not familiar with each other, so he nodded and turned back into the cockpit, but Coulson smiled and seemed to be planning to stay and talk."

Wait, I need to verify your identity first, and now I'm on the hunt for the Shadow King, who may be controlling anyone."

Fury was about to speak, but Su Ming interrupted him as soon as he raised his hand, and with a wary expression, he took out his weapon and put it on the shoulder of the boiled egg.Fury was a little speechless, his only eye rolled white, but feeling the sharp chill of the golden lightsaber, he still raised his palm and motioned to ask.Su Ming was also not polite, and began to ask questions on the spot, and said sharply, "Everyone knows that stockings are one of the specialties of Wilson's company, please listen to the question!"

It is said that one day, three men of different colors went to Wilson's department store to buy stockings, the white man bought a pair of white ones, the Asian man bought a pair of yellow nylon, and the black man bought a pair of black ones, and they agreed to wear them to each other seven days a week to achieve the effect of mutual satisfaction, but the other two of them did not know that the black man had athlete's foot......

Excuse me, should black stockings be considered flesh color for black people?

”“???”

Coulson showed a black question mark expression, and Knell's question this time almost didn't put his brain in the ditch.“.......

How has it changed?

Isn't it supposed to ask when I'm going to die?

”Fury was also stunned, he had heard too many of the brain teasers that Death Knell had made fun of himself, and he always felt that he was cursing himself to death in the past, and he was actually very uncomfortable in his heart.But today, the problem suddenly changed, but my heart was still empty, as if I had lost something important."

Correct."

Deathstroke put away his sword and shook Fury's hand, and explained with a smile: "Except for this answer, everything else you said is wrong, I will cut off your head first."

Okay, that's the end of the chat, if there is something to say, I'll leave if it's okay. ”"There is indeed something, don't rush to leave, about our cooperation."

Fury put his hands behind his back, his black leather coat reflecting the dim light in the cabin."

The construction company?

You don't need to make a trip yourself, do you?

Give it to the 'Captain America and Bucky Dancing' figurine.The middle-aged man with hair loss was overjoyed, and after thanking him, he walked away with a smile.The boiled egg glanced at Franklin and then at the squirrel girl, and given that they were two young people who followed the death knell, he did not shy away from it.He took a few steps to the side with Deathknell and whispered, "You disguised yourself as a vision and killed the agents of the Unnatural Crisis Emergency Response Department, right?"

”"I've been killing people in department Z since decades ago, and mutants are killing more, so there's no shortage of them today, right?"

Su Ming handed Fury a cigarette, lit one himself, and motioned for him to continue."

After S.H.I.E.L.D. broke away from U.S. control and threw itself into the United Nations, the U.S. military has been trying to create a department to replace our operations ......in the United States and its allies," Fury raised an eyebrow at this point, knowing that Death Knell should have understood the implications."

What's going on?

Well, I'll send someone to extinguish the new vest of this Z department, and you go to fool the Avengers and General Ross, take care of some more good people in the construction company, and make a deal?

”Deathstroke stretched out his hand with a cigarette in his mouth, waiting for the other party to decide.Fury, the king of agents, never hesitated, so in the next second, the black palm was stuffed into Knell's hand, and the two sides were ready to cooperate to extinguish the new department.Anyway, now that they think Vision is a murderer and have already mixed the Avengers into it, Fury can pick something to make the righteous heroes 'just happen' to see the 'brutal persecution' of mutants by that gang.Of course, the persecution of mutants in the Z sector has always been real, such as when Polaris was chased everywhere by them.It's just that the superheroes of justice can't see it and don't know it.S.H.I.E.L.D. is doing well under Fury's leadership, but it is still rooted in the Omi countries, absorbing nutrients like a tree.Now the U.S. military wants to come up with a new department to replace the work of S.H.I.E.L.D., which means that it is planning to kick Fury away, then, of course, the boiled eggs will do something to them, so that they will realize that S.H.I.E.L.D. is irreplaceable, and continue to obediently allocate 'protection money' every year.A little thing, it's a gesture for Deathbell, wait for Fury to provide the location of the base of the vest department, and let the lieutenant teleport a zombie alien mother body over.Anyway, in the end of this matter, just throw out the conclusion that a Hydra remnant pretends to be a vision......

The deal was reached, the two met and smiled, Su Ming went to the cockpit to say goodbye to the iron horseman, and then took Xiaofu and Squirrel Girl to continue the mission.The cloak soared under the crimson sky again, and the barbecue party in the city became lively again as the number of people buying for zero yuan increased, and the different clubs began to roll in, and these black brothers would start a street fire because of a few televisions.This is also a meaningless battle, people are dead, and the TV is broken, so why bother?"

Let's go, let's go back to Kama Taj."

Deathstroke touched his cloak, he had already seen the Avengers dispatch, this group was flying from the direction of the Avengers mansion on Long Island, it should have just finished the pre-war meeting.With Wasp and Ant-Man, Daisy and her friends, and even Hela and Rockie, the team is getting more and more fun.Su Ming waved his hand to them from afar, regardless of whether anyone over there could see it, and then the cloak turned into a black streamer, instantly leading everyone back to the Himalayas.Landed, washed his hands in the copper basin carried by Hamill, and sent him busy with himself, Su Ming put a child in his arms in one hand and walked towards the direction of the secret room: "Let's go, let's go to the ancient master, and then let her be an intermediary." ”Teacher Yao has been staying in Kama Taj for the time being recently, after all, it has been an eventful time, just in case.But there is only one Supreme Master, and she is not here to seize power, so she has been doing research in the secret temple underground, eating fasting and chanting sutras with the 'nameless people', and no longer showing her face on the ground.Passing through the main hall and the small study, walking through the small training ground, and walking along the promenade for a while, entering the confines of the Kama Taj Maj's large backyard, the three of them came to the door of a small temple full of mystery.This quaint little house is full of oriental architectural features, it is shrouded in smoke, fairy air, and the window lattices are sometimes full of colorful light.As soon as Su Ming pushed the door, a burst of strong light lit up, and when the light dissipated, the squirrel girl rubbed her eyes and made a surprised voice: "It's actually an elevator!"

I thought it would be the entrance to the fairy world!

”Yes, this small detached building looks like a family temple, but in fact, it's an elevator shaft.The nameless people will help the mages share the cost of spell casting, but usually the mages have to support people, hundreds of monks to eat, drink and Lazar, that all kinds of materials are needed, and they can't all go through the teleportation, and people have to calculate the cost of living underground.