"What is beaten into meat puree, strange and bloody, people are so afraid.Ever since I got married, I've felt like I've had a sore back and legs, maybe my brain is overdrawn, and I feel like I've forgotten something, cousin, why don't you remind me?
”Deadpool squirmed but didn't move, his mouth was saying weird and weird words, but the thumb and forefinger of his right hand were rubbing rapidly.Yes, for money.Because this time he has already worked, but his cousin hasn't even given the deposit for the entire task, and as a mercenary, even if he is a brother, he has to settle the account.He doesn't care about other mercenary rules, Deadpool can not follow them, he can't kill his employer, he can't be kind to women, children, old and children, he can't share information with others, etc., he doesn't care about these rules.But only money is this, he insists on following the rules, and no matter how often brain cancer causes him to lose his memory, when it comes to the memory of money, it is not ambiguous at all.Money is not everything, but no money is absolutely impossible, living in human society, eating, drinking, and Lazar all need money.Daughter Ellie wants to go to school, Xia Qila wants to buy bags, ex-girlfriends occasionally have to have a romantic friendly match, ex-wives have to give alimony, Wade still has friends, go out to eat and drink and call a few little sisters, this all costs money.In fact, with his ability, he can't starve to death without money, but he can't stand too many people who want to make his money, and there is no way to do it.As a good cousin, Su Ming also understood Wade's difficulties, so according to the rules, he first gave him a 30% down payment, that is, a check for 30,000 US dollars, plus 500 yuan in change, as his hard work to support the three witches.After getting paid, Deadpool was like a massage stick full of electricity, or some other electric obscene toy, and immediately became energetic, and performed an aerial split for everyone on the spot, dancing 'Singin' with a gun, and just went out of the hatch with singing and dancing.Dracula was noncommittal about his performance, and the vampire archduke threw the golden cup to the ground, lifted his cloak with his backhand and turned into a swarm of bats, quickly following up."
Inform the Nouary people not to go near the puck, our business with the Celestials has nothing to do with them, Wanda, open the portal in three minutes, and we will go to the north pole of that planet."
After pinching his cigarette and putting it away, Deathknell's armor was finished, he exhaled and explained the next steps: "We are not going to kill the Celestials, but we need to do something to make the Creators call their leader, a leader who can mobilize the Celestial Destroyers." ”.......................................Suspended above the white sands, Siente seemed to be much larger than ever, shining under the clouds, yet like a round sheep shivering with cold.For the extinction of alien species on the entire planet, Su Ming's heart did not have the slightest wave, their birth was already boring, and who told them to develop civilization in the cemetery of the Dark Celestial God Group?
Perhaps their dark matter technology was also passed down from the Dark Celestials.Deadpool and True Ancestor took a step, mainly to test whether there was a group of Celestials monitoring the planet, after all, the road was delayed for seven days, and it stands to reason that the Creators should have arrived a long time ago.But the answer is no, the Celestials are late.Deadpool and the Grand Duke fell into the shadow of the planet, and went around the white sand again, not to mention the Celestial Group, and they didn't even see a single ant."
Hey, I said Your Majesty Fang, what does it feel like to drink someone else's blood?
You vampires suck blood, isn't it the same as humans sucking jelly?
”As soon as he was free, Deadpool's curiosity came to him, and he scratched his ass with his pistol while asking Dracula beside him.Whether Dracula is a duke or the nominal supreme leader of the bloodline, it is not wrong to call him Your Majesty."
Depending on the situation, the blood of the virgin tastes like the milk I drank when I was a human.Married women are slightly worse off, and are dry food with no nutrients.As for men, I don't drink them, only the juniors who have no status and no education will be hungry. ”Because Deadpool is Deathbell's cousin, Dracula has a good attitude towards him, to say the least, and is very patient.When answering questions, the Grand Duke also had an elegant smile, as natural as recommending a drink to a friend.Vampires certainly have patience, the thing they fear most in their endless life is boredom, and no matter how much nonsense Deadpool has, it's not a problem for a Bloodline.If Deadpool can ask for a hundred years without stopping, then they can really answer for a hundred years when they are bored.However, it is limited to high-level vampires, and low-level vampires themselves often fall into crimson fanaticism, and it is estimated that they will use Deadpool as emergency food, and they don't care how dirty and smelly he is.Vampires can only drink blood for a living, which is a curse, they can't eat any human food, not even drink, after all, no matter what kind of wine, it is made of grain and fruit.The Book of Darkness is the work of Sithorne, and the Atlantean archmage Varna obtained a trade channel from it in order to live forever, and exchanging his soul for longevity is a transaction.The loss of the ability to eat regularly, and the inability to appear in the sun, the pain of these weaknesses is the interest of the transaction.Immortality is good, but immortality with all kinds of restrictions quickly turns into torture, and even the ancestor Varna finally commits suicide in the sun, half because he has lived enough, and the other half because he was driven crazy.Fortunately, Dracula is a ruthless man, as a second-generation vampire, a famous antichrist, by spitting and peeing on the cross, he accidentally gained the ability to move in the sun, and I don't know if there is really a God apparition, or which ancient person who likes to play pranks wants to see the fun?
But that was a long time ago, anyway, after so many years, there are only a few famous Daywalkers, Dracula, Van Helsing, who has an unclear relationship with the blood family, and Blade Warriors.Ordinary vampires do not have the ability of the Grand Duke, and with the growth of human technology, there is less room for survival, such as vampires in the United States, who often go to hunt homeless people at night to survive.Dracula doesn't know how those guys taste, but the smell on his body should be similar to Deadpool."
It turns out that there is still such a saying, old iron, I asked for you, hurry up, and the good gifts will go a wave."
Dracula replied kindly, but Deadpool immediately twisted his head in the direction of no one, and spoke into the air, he didn't seem to care about the answer at all: "A wave of attention, then I'll ask our Grand Duke, if the women of the blood clan are particularly good at sucking, that's it, you know, hehe!"
”Even if he gets married, Deadpool is still the same Deadpool, and he hasn't changed a bit
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