"Aha!
I'm here, little bat, good night, isn't it?
Gotham is once again celebrating 'Rich Days', oh, it makes people laugh so much that their stomachs hurt, hehehehehe"After Batman fell to his own chess, how could the Joker, as an old rival, not know that his plan was discovered?
He simply stopped hiding, and let out a loud laugh that caught Batman's eye.The pale-faced madman took a pair of knives and forks from the table beside him, and struck out a sparkle of fire in the darkness, and for a few moments he could see that for a few moments he was laughing so that his whole tongue drooped out of his mouth, and his eyes seemed to pop out of his sockets.Batman silently came not far in front of him, the whole person hiding under the cloak, with the cold and damp brought from the outdoors, and the demonic hoarse voice came through the voice changer: "Have you had enough?"
”The Dark Knight rarely says a question, except when faced with a Joker."
Oh, bat, you're really breaking my heart, the game has just begun, patience, I haven't done anything yet, I wonder how far you're going to do to protect the criminals hiding under order in this house, ho."
The clown laughed and shook his head, then jumped to his feet and attacked with a knife and fork, as if he was going to gouge out the bat's eyeballs and eat them, but his mouth shouted: "Well, you're still so serious, I don't really want to know that boring thing, it's just a joke!"
Ha ha!
Smile, bat, won't the gift make you a little happier?
Guess what's in store for you this time?
How will it make you?
Hahaha" But the Dark Knight's answer was silence, and he scuffled with the Joker in the dark.The Joker's fighting skills are chaotic, but it is difficult for a combat expert in the ordinary sense to deal with it, because he is always unexpected and undisciplined.But if you really want to talk about it, Batman is sure to beat the Joker in terms of fighting, just like Deathstroke can win Deadpool every time.But the strange thing is that he often stalemates with the clown for a long time, listening to the other party's various nonsense and jokes with a blank face, until the clown can't think of a new joke for a short time, he uses the barbed gauntlet at the forearm to block the fork that attacks his face, and dodges the dinner knife that attacks his neck by turning his head, and at the same time dodges the very hidden acid flower attack sideways, and punches the clown in the face.But after this punch, the clown who flew out and knocked over the two tables became even more excited, and he laughed and got up and continued to attack: "Yes!
Right!
That's it, it's time for us naughty boys, we can put nail polish on each other, hahahahaha!
Red!
Oh, hahahaha!
”Not to mention, his blood stained the bat's fist red, and it really looked a bit like it."
How much do you know about that murder at the Gotham Police Department tonight?"
Instead of going crazy with the Joker, Batman chooses to ask questions, and he wants a little help from the Joker.Don't look at the white-faced madman who doesn't seem to care about anything, but Gotham is as important to him as it is to Batman, so the Dark Knight believes that the Joker must have the information on the 'other side'."
Oh?
Oh?
Hehe?
Oh?
”First he deliberately made a look of surprise, and then the Joker began to dance cramping again, and he was about to twist and stab Batman, but he said, "Look at you, I just prepared a joke for tonight, and your attention ran to someone else?"
If I say that I killed the old immortal, will you kill me?
Yes?
Will it kill me?
Suck up!
”He'd been playing games with Batman all these days, and the last time he played the game ended up with a loss of Laugh, and the new female assistant was now thrown into Arkham.But the clown doesn't care, Arkham is like home to him, and the joke can be arranged when he wants to come out.She found someone to hand over the message a few days ago, saying that she didn't want to come out because she was busy uniting the new sisters inside, and she wanted to prove that she was more suitable for the clown than Harley in the past, so she was forming the 'Laughing Point Gang'.The quality of the members of Halle's gang is uneven, some are prostitutes who are dying of starvation on the street, and some are mentally retarded people who are not suitable for crime at all, and they are all picked up by Hallie, and they are kept for fun, just like pets, and they can't help Mr.
J at all.But the laughing point gang she created is completely different, she has a serious paranoia and paranoid tendencies, just to compete with the Harley of the past, so she develops her own team among the female patients of Arkham, so it is much higher.The Joker's attitude towards this is also indifferent, anyway, no matter how many miscellaneous soldiers he has, they are all consumables, and he only cares about himself and Batman's game and no one bothering him."
You know."
Batman didn't say that the person being replaced was an old lady, and the Joker said it first, which proves that he knows.But the clown didn't answer, and he tilted his head to himself and thought, "How about we can form an improvisation team, do a global tour, and then start a Twitter channel, which I share with you?"
”"Answer my question!"
Batman pounced, grabbed the Joker by the collar, and punched him in the belly.He shot so hard that Sandbag's feet lifted off the ground and his body bent into shrimp.But the clown was still laughing, vomiting blood and laughing: "I'm laughing at you, bat, because everything is getting interesting, you want to find a witness, and I'm a sunflower, don't you have any other friends?"
Now you're asking Sunflowers to speak?
Hahaha" "Sunflower, you put a bomb. ”The bat continues to attack its old enemy."
Yes, yes, ahem, and it's not just here, you guessed it, bat, then you answer me a question, what do you think the rest of your life would be worth without me?
Oh, you and I both understand that we should go to the little white table in the park and sit down for a cup of coffee and a good pie, and now, are we ready to watch the fireworks?
”As he spoke, the clown who was being beaten did not parry the attack at all, but reached out and touched the bat's belly, and the spikes in the cuffs immediately pierced the uniform and released a powerful electric current, so that Batman had to let go of his hand.The two sides distanced themselves and gasped for breath."
You've got n metal."
The bat touched its belly, and its hands were covered with blood, but it was only a skin wound."
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I helped him and he gave me some goodies. ”The clown wiped his nose and found that his hands were also covered with blood, which made him even happier: "Ha, by the way, the nail polish is finished, it's time for the next step." ”With that, the Joker throws a picture at the bat and flies towards Batman's face like a playing card.Through the night vision system inside the helmet, the bat was able to see the contents of the mid-air photo as it dodged, a man in a death knell uniform tied to a chair, and behind him were some strangely dressed mercenaries in masks, who were on guard with guns.Batman knew that this was supposed to be the police assassin.He was caught by the clown, because he was in the way of the clown by doing eucalyptus today.Today is the day when the Joker is going to play the game, he only allows Batman to play with himself, outsider?
You are not eligible to play in Gotham."
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My dear bat, this is the ultimate prize I've got in store for you tonight, hee-hee!
A new fake death knell, a clue that doesn't make sense but is what the Justice League wants!
Oh, but he's been hidden by me, and now he's ready for my game, right?
Listen to the questions?
The first level is very easy, oh, listen, listen, hahahahaha."
The madman grabbed his green hair, his head shook like a bobblehead, and invited Batman in his usual tone.And he knew that the bats would certainly not miss it.