"Hmm......
Well?
”The sunlight came in through the window, and it was like a big hand on his face, and Barry slept in a daze, feeling only a warm flesh lying in his arms, and he touched it with his eyes closed, and touched a long hair.He thought it was Patty, so he smiled happily, touching someone's long hair while trying to take a sip on his girlfriend's small mouth.Fortunately, at this moment, when he was about to provoke his girlfriend's chin, he suddenly felt prickly.I struggled to open my eyes and look, only to find that the person sleeping in my arms was not Patty, but Arthur, at this time Aquaman's long hair covered his face, but the saliva at the corner of his mouth stained Flash's clothes a lot.The contrast was so great that Barry was a little short-circuited for a while, and he was stunned for a moment before he remembered to check whether his clothes and pants were complete.Fortunately, in addition to himself and Arthur, there were also Cyborg and Green Lantern Stellt in the room, and the smell of alcohol was everywhere, but Barry, as a forensic officer, immediately made sure that no one had been violated.That's good, if there is a story like Brokeback Mountain, how will everyone get along with each other in the future?
What seems to be a death knell mountain villa, though?
What happened last night?
What time is it?
Why do you have so much cat hair on your body?
He tried his best to remember, but his head was in great pain because of a hangover, and he just opened his eyes and looked out the window, all of which relied on willpower to persevere."
Are you awake?"
At this time, the door opened suddenly, and the expressionless Diana leaned against the door frame with her arms crossed, and today she rarely wore a white dress, instead of the usual armor, but her tone was still erect: "You actually stole a tiger last night, I don't know what to say about you, it simply disgraced the face of the Justice League." ”Barry sat up from the crowd with a black question mark face, he couldn't understand what Wonder Woman was saying, he didn't have any impression in his head.“......
Well?
I, no, vomit ......"
The Flash's reaction speed has become extremely slow, his brain can't function at all, and when he thinks about things, he has a headache and his stomach is tumbling.Seeing him like this, Diana shook her head, turned away, and said to the smiling Gin by the door, "No, Missy, we have to tell Slade that Barry can't go out at all now, at least a few hours before he sobers up." ”"Well, that's easy, adjusting the relative flow of time between the two universes will solve the problem."
Gin clapped his hands, and the adjutant sent down the lunch for the drunken people, which could be eaten with the leftover barbecue from last night: "Of course, we are on 40K Earth, so we still have to wait, but if you don't want to wait, can I help you find another team?"
”"Another team?
The mages of Slade?
”Diana was a little moved, she learned about the current situation on Earth 0 from the adjutant, and was anxious to go back to help, but several men in the team slept like dead pigs and couldn't wake up.Even Barry, who drank the least, had just woken up, and it looked like he was still broken, how dare he let him run?"
The vast majority of mages can't borrow strength from your side, and all their strength will be reimbursed, so they won't be mages."
Gin put his arm around Xiao Dai, and the two good sisters walked to the place where the door was: "I'm talking about mercenaries." ”With that, she opened the door, as the personnel were already in place.As a Valkyrie, she understands the feelings of another female warrior very well, and if she changes to Diana, she will definitely not be able to sit still after knowing that there have been changes in her hometown.So when Knell asks if the half of the Justice League here can come in handy, Gin finds that the hangover foursome is out of play, and she immediately contacts other helpers.The moment the door opened, Diana retched as the guy reappeared.At this time, the slut was still holding a purple-skinned bewitching beauty, followed by several people with powerful aura."
Hello, two sisters-in-law, we're ready, my wife and a few brothers want to go to Earth 0 to see, honeymoon trip, isn't it?
Anyway, I think they can be trusted, I believe in them more than I believe in myself, ah, when I say this, I want to write a poem, this trust, like the air in Wilson's potato chip bag, so much and so true. ”"There is a flaw!"
Just as Gin was about to reply, Xia Kela, who was originally in Deadpool's arms, suddenly burst out, grabbed Deadpool's arm is a back fall, and watched her husband smash a big hole in the concrete floor in front of the door, she ran away giggling, and shook her head and tail as if waiting for Deadpool to chase her.“？？？”
Gin and Diana are both full of question marks, and neither of them knows which one to play, but it's certain that Deadpool is sick and his wife doesn't seem to be normal."
Ahem, the spine and occipital bones should be shattered, and there may be arachnoid hemorrhage."
Deadpool lay in the humanoid pit, struggling and moving his fingers: "But it's okay, sister-in-law, I lied to Xia Kela before that it was the love of human couples to fall on each other's backs, she took it seriously, I'm fine, and after getting used to it, it's pretty cool, cough cough." ”With that, he lifted half of his mask and spat out a few pieces of internal organs."
You ......
It's quite fun. ”Gin's eyes lit up, and she raised her hand to cast a spell, condensing some clear water to wash the floor: "When I was in Asgard, the warriors often played wrestling games, and this was indeed a way to enhance the relationship. ”Diana thought about it, and seemed to be right, so she nodded the same, Paradise Island also has the custom of women's wrestling, and the sisters are fighting and training with each other, and knowing each other can better enhance their relationship."
Huh?
Is there really such a custom?
The gods are really perverted......"
Deadpool turned his head sideways and muttered to the non-existent camera, then cleared his throat and introduced the others who were traveling with him: "This is my new brothers I recently met at TVA headquarters, and they are also ready to go out and open their eyes, from left to right, uh, from my left hand side, Jason, Mike, Leatherface, Ghostface, Nail Head, they are all buddies with real temperaments, I vouch for them, they will not talk nonsense when they go out and come back." ”The six people who were introduced to "......." didn't speak, but each raised his hand to light up his weapons, blood-stained fire axes, kitchen knives, chain saws or something, this pragmatic attitude made Gin very satisfied.And these people are absolutely reliable, Deadpool may not know, but she knows that these murderers are the first aggregates of evil thoughts that Slade created with the concept of darkness, or the embodiment of the first concept.They are only good at killing, and blood and screams of the enemy are their reward, so it would be right to say that they are mercenaries.Murderers may be a threat in normal society, but if they are thrown into Gotham to deal with another group of lunatics from the last 52nd Coalition, it is just right."
Adjutant, get ready to teleport, get another wheelchair for Wade, Diana, then this team will be handed over to you, maybe their methods will be a little cruel, but you have to believe in their loyalty to Slade.""
I see, gag."
Wonder Woman replied a little reluctantly, because she found that Deadpool, who had a spine injury, had started picking his nostrils again after sitting in a wheelchair, and dragged out a long snot that he held in his hand like a rope to play, which was so Q-bombed
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