"What's that?
Comet?
The color is quite red, and it smells a little burnt, uh, no, the burnt smell is that I just farted, sorry, I ate fried bacon with leeks at noon. ”Deadpool, who was chopping 'minced meat' with a group of masked people, tilted his head, he glanced at the sky, and then looked in the direction of the empty people: "Old iron, it seems that today is the day of the destruction of the earth, it is not the right time for us to come, and we are going to call the adjutant to evacuate everyone."
Hey, but my live broadcast room is not closed, but there will be a wave of betting, the left bet that this is a comet hitting the earth, and the right bet that this is an alien invasion, Wuhu, open!
”However, before he could finish speaking, the glowing bright spots in the sky rushed straight down, and it could be clearly seen that it had a derailment movement, which was towards Gotham.It was too late, and a red and blue shadow rose in Gotham, facing the light falling from the sky.Two mushroom clouds suddenly burst out in the sky, still the kind of umbrella cover to umbrella cover, and a strong shock wave suddenly swept the whole city, and the urban area directly below the impact point shook the mountains, and a large number of buildings fell like dominoes.Strong air currents have been blowing down the streets, the rain clouds in the sky have been evaporated, and the hot air currents are already blowing in the face.Don't look at the murderers who usually don't speak, but at the critical moment, they are still very particular, the tall Jason and Mike because they have immortal bodies, they block the direction of the shock wave because they are immortal, and the nail head also holds his own magic box to cast hell spells, and dense black chains stretch out from the box, forming a ball to protect everyone.Speaking of which, Deadpool's team, although it is composed of murderers, is actually quite a good team.There are spellcasters like Nail Head and Xia Kela, undead shields like Deadpool, Jason, and Mike, leather faces who specialize in dirty work, and ghost faces who are full of clever brains.Coupled with Diana, a native of Earth 0, as a guide, she can make a big difference in Gotham.In the next second, a strong wind struck, and the iron rope that wrapped everyone made a tumultuous sound, and it gradually calmed down after more than ten seconds.The nail head was expressionless, the iron chain was retracted into the small box, the Rubik's Cube slowly rotated in his hand, and everyone looked around, how could there be any intact buildings?
Even the bunch of meat sauce that everyone cut not long ago didn't know where it blew away.But this is not the most important thing, but at this time, there are two red shadows in the sky that are constantly colliding, extremely fast, and each collision will cause a shock wave, constantly washing the ruined Gotham City.The last time Gotham City was so dilapidated was the last time."
Oh no, it's Superman fighting the enemy, I have to help."
Diana calmed down a little, looked around, and immediately recognized one of them in the sky.It wasn't for Clarke, who else was flying up and down, blowing and firing heat sight, and fighting with another humanoid flame.The speed of both sides is extremely fast, and at this time, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter have just lifted off and have not yet completed the encirclement.Diana originally felt that she didn't fit in with Deadpool's team, and Wade and his wife were fine, but the other team members felt like super criminals, and she wanted to break away and join up with Zhenglian.This is also for Wade's good, after all, although these people are good at killing, none of them can fly, and participating in the current battle will only send them to death.It's better to go and deal with the heavenly enemies with Zhenglian yourself, and Deadpool continues to carry out the hiring orders of Death Knell on the ground, isn't this a perfect division of labor?
She made it clear that the Justice League needed her."
Hey, my sister-in-law, you can't go, how can we live if you leave, I took my cousin's deposit, well, it's just like this, wife, plan b."
However, Deadpool obviously did not intend to let Diana go, because the first priority he received from his cousin was to protect Diana, not to fight to the death with the 52nd Alliance.He is not very good at protecting others, and killing people is almost the same, so he specially brought his daughter-in-law Xia Qila.
“duang！！”
With a loud bang, Xia Qila, who was originally standing beside Diana like a quiet vase, scratched his head and made a gesture, and caught Amazon off guard.In her humanoid form, Xia Ke La looks harmless to humans and animals, but once she reveals her true form, which is the original form of a demon like a Diablo giant pineapple, her combat power has risen several steps.Four meters tall at the shoulders, on all fours, with a long and curved head, and a body full of dark purple scales, beneath this natural scale armor are large muscles like a pile of stones.Of course, the younger siblings must not be as good as the genuine Hell Lord or Dimensional Demon God, Xia Kela is nominally the queen of the underground metropolis of New York, the king of succubi, but in essence, the situation is strange and embarrassing, without his own hell plane, and he has no strength to occupy the dimension, so he can only follow the underground of the main dimension.Let her fight Diana head-on, eighty percent of them can't be beaten, after all, if Xiao Dai takes off the bracelet seal, accepts the bloodline power left by Zeus, and controls the thunder and lightning, then she is a veritable god of war.But Xia Ke La is mixed with the sewers of New York, and her personality is also very dark, and the reason why the sneak attack is called stealing is mainly because of the surprise, she does not have a magic weapon like a frying pan in the hands of Death Knell, but the demon body itself is a weapon.The thick tail flicked like a steel cable on a drawbridge, and slammed into the back of the woman's head, and after a roar of gold and iron, Diana suddenly fell forward.But because of his lack of experience, Xia Qila's attack was too light, and the output of less than fifty tons was only enough to make Diana stumble, and it was far from enough to make the Amazon princess unconscious.Fortunately, Deadpool was prepared, he took out a hard sock from his trouser pocket and shook it in front of his sister-in-law.Diana, who had been hit in the back of her head and was unsteady on her feet, was adjusting her breathing to relieve the condition of Venus in her eyes, and as a result, she smelled a 'sauce fragrance', which was like a sharp knife, and like a prickly mace, piercing her brain and stirring it vigorously."
Gross!"
Diana rolls her eyes and falls unconscious on the spot, as Deadpool's socks can really make people want to escape from the real world."
Alas, I knew it would be like this, I'm sorry, sister-in-law, I lied to you before, the scorching smell was actually a sock that I had worn for three years when I set off today, and I had never washed it, and it was originally planned to be used to make Laotan sauerkraut......
The good news is that at least I don't have athlete's foot, so you can rest assured. ”After the plan was successful, he only felt lonely like snow, Wade sighed, he took back his socks and buttoned his nostrils by the way, sniffed the tips of his fingers carefully, nodded with satisfaction with the acidity, and then let Xia Qila pick Diana up: "Adjutant, pick me up my cousin, let him see what to do now?"
As I've said a long time ago, our team must not be very compatible with Wonder Woman, she is full of thoughts about protecting civilians, protecting cities, protecting this and that, and she doesn't know how to protect herself, and everyone with a shield is so bad, and so is Steve.I brought my new brothers to Gotham to have fun and make money, and the goals of her actions are different, how can we get together?
”Deadpool wants to make money, murderers want to kill people, these two goals do not conflict, and it is okay to make money on dead people.But to protect others?
Tsk, anyway, my cousin said it, and I resolutely don't divide the troops.The adjutant's face projection appeared aside, she first looked at the unconscious Diana, also shook her head, and then glanced at the sky battlefield again, before saying: "The sheriff is not convenient to communicate now, but he has prepared a backup plan for your backup plan, Wonder Woman, I will recover it first, the new guide is preparing to teleport, you don't need to evacuate for the time being, Gegardner's lamp ring can also project kryptonite." ”"Hey, wait, the guide won't be needed, right?
We can lose our shoes and find our way, I said......
Feed?
Feed?
Are you still listening?
”Deadpool doesn't really want the 'Overseer' sent by his cousin, because he still has a lot of bold ideas, and it's hard to implement them.But the adjutant also seemed to have anticipated his reaction, and did not give the slut a chance to refute at all, but simply cut off the communication, and at the same time, a blue light fell to the ground, and the new guide arrived with a burst of laughter."
Hugh~ Good evening, Gotham, I'm back, old lady!
Wade, you guys, why are you still stunned?
Come with me, I know a place that must be particularly fun at this time, ahahaha......."
Seeing the visitor, Wade was stunned for a moment, and then a √-like crooked smile appeared under the red and black mask, hey, the sister-in-law who came here this time is right.