"AhhAhhAhh ”Wade, who lifted the half-pulled mask and drank beer, sneezed a series of sneezes, and a puddle of snot was sprayed by him on the crotch of his pants, he quickly grabbed the viscous fluid with his hands, one hand was not enough, and stuffed half a can of beer to his wife, put his hands together, and explained: "Old iron, I feel that someone must be saying bad things about me behind my back, my nose is itching, but it's okay, I'm worried about giving everyone the whole job, this is the material, I'll give you a performance to blow bubbles, and the gift will go a wave!"
”With that, he made a gesture to stuff a large puddle of snot into his mouth, which he was holding in both hands, as if to use it to perform bubble blowing.This is actually just a joke, he is not an eighth, how can he eat dirty things?
It's just for the show effect and the virtual gift that doesn't exist.Mainly because he saw Hallie eating bubblegum just now, but he didn't give him a piece too, which was a little envious.But at this moment, a strong light suddenly erupted on the ring road, which was originally only lit by fireworks in the sky, and a vortex composed of flames suddenly appeared in front of the road, like a huge mouth towards the front of the truck.Ghostface immediately slammed on the brakes and slammed the steering wheel, causing the car to crash into a roadside building instead of plunging headlong into the vortex of flames.When she noticed someone blocking the way, Harley jumped out of the window, did a front flip in the air, and landed firmly in the middle of the road.And the others are basically fine even if they are in a car accident, Xia Qi revealed his main body and covered her husband and ghost face with magic.The few in the back row are thicker than the other."
Ding, click, click......."
The flame vortex disappeared, and the movement of the clamshell lighter came from behind the whirlpool, and a little spark illuminated the face in the darkness, it was a handsome man in a trench coat who was clean from top to bottom.Carrying Dorothy on her shoulders, Hallie blew a bubble, popped it open, curled it back into her mouth with her nimble little tongue, and a big smile spread: "Ha, Konstantin in another world?"
It's quite bold, one person dares to stop the car, I've already thought about tying up a stupid daring like you to a firework and launching it to the moon, are you interested?
”"Ahem, ahem!
Whining!
”The purple demon that Xia Kela incarnated landed next to Harry, and she also hugged Wade in a princess position.It's just that at this time, Deadpool opened his mouth, kept making sounds of unknown meaning, and kept pointing at his mouth, very anxious.It turned out that Wade, who had just braked sharply and was still holding his mouth and posing, shook his hands holding snot, and the big snot was poured directly into his mouth, without a little defense, sticking to his throat.Because of oral cancer, Deadpool's teeth in his mouth are also so loose that he can't stop biting his snot!
I feel like I'm going to suffocate!
Fortunately, there are also well-informed homicidal teammates, although they usually don't speak, don't participate in complaining, and the live broadcast effect is not good, but they are all talents and have sufficient experience in dissection.Mike strode over, raised his kitchen knife and clicked on Deadpool for a tracheostomy.Although even the carotid artery was severed, and half of the cervical vertebrae were broken, it was finally possible to ventilate, and Mike did not take credit, he wiped the knife with the palm of his hand very carefully.Deadpool quickly shoved his fingers through the cut into his trachea, and with a sharp snap, he finally dragged the maltose-like snot out, and he let out a bellows-like gasp in comfort."
It turns out that it's a group of people like you, who are constantly destroying my 'friends', hehe."
Doomsday Blue took a puff of his cigarette and applauded slowly: "A bunch of deformed clowns, a bunch of pathetic social dregs, I feel like vomiting at the thought of dying in the apocalypse with you guys, phew." ”He really spat out a mouthful of phlegm, very similar to the local slag kang, but the smile on his face was a smirk at first glance, like plastic or wax being solidified on his face."
Stop talking nonsense, a pretentious doomsday prophet like you, I've seen a lot in Gotham."
Harley had no intention of rushing up to hammer people, she wanted to wait for Deadpool to recover and let her cousin test the water, so she just moved her mouth: "The end result of you crazy people is that the cardboard with the words 'The end is coming' is snatched by passers-by, and then you die alone in the cold sewers, haha." ”Unlike the other party, Hallie's smile is real at all times, she laughs when she wants to laugh, cries when she wants to cry, and rarely hides her emotions.The personalities of the two sides are obviously different, so naturally they don't speculate for more than half a sentence.Codenamed Doomsday Blues, Konstantin began to cast spells quickly, which is not common in Earth0's Zakkang, the previous dragon magic was thrilling enough, and now he is trying to summon another big guy.A large, obsidian-forged gate slowly emerged behind him.With a quick chanting of the incantation, the door glowed red, and the obsidian turned back into magma again, seemingly flowing.Immediately after, the door opened, and an army poured out from behind it, they looked a bit like demons, but they were different from the usual demons of hell, and the colorful skin indicated that they were from another dimension."
Whew!!"
Breathing in the air of the main dimension, the monsters let out a roar of excitement, and then dragged their deformed flesh weapons and launched a charge at the target in front of them.Doomsday Blues just dropped a smile, writhed in place a few times, and disappeared into the vast sea of monsters.He threw out a whole bunch of powerful miscellaneous soldiers, but he slipped away.It really slipped away, and Harley could still see his dirty glassy thought bubbles, but now she couldn't see anything."
Don't go!
Feed!
Are you a man?
”Deadpool jumped up, he held his head in one hand and a knife in the other: "Come here and fight you Deadpool Shu Huang for three hundred rounds, you can only shake people's bed bugs, @#!"
%@！
@#@%！
￥！
（%@##！
”It's so dirty, and the swear words that Deadpool has mastered are so dirty that they sound 'beep' muffled to others.Oh, it's the beep from his own mouth, because he knows that even if he says it, it will be blocked or cut, so he simply saves trouble and reduces the workload for the later stage of the film.It's a pity that it's useless to scold the streets, the Doomsday Blues has no intention of coming back to fight, and the army has already been killed.As a missionary of hell, Nailhead immediately began to rub his mysterious cube and spread out to fight against hell, while the other demons were not afraid, raised their weapons and pounced on the army.In the blink of an eye, it was a collision of bloody rain and blood, and the two sides were in a mess.The tactical choice of Doomsday Blues is clear, the homicidal squad was previously bullied by more people and fewer people, sniping the members of the 'Last 52' one by one.Then he will get more people to come and repay the other in his own way, this army of demons in another dimension, at least tens of thousands of monsters, is still pouring out of the door.Now, the murderers seem to have fallen into the trap."
Shake people, Harley call and shake people, isn't Gotham your territory?"
Deadpool brandished his twin knives in front of his sister-in-law, and was stabbed in the stomach by the demons' weapons, but he also vomited blood and urged his sister-in-law: "It's better to have a stronger one, a faster one, we may not be able to withstand it for long, there are too many monsters, and they have bad breath, ah, and bite my foot, it's a heavy taste!"
”The defense line is precarious, and the low-level demons rely entirely on brute force, but the number has caused a qualitative change."
It's fast, it's a little stronger......"
Hallie withdrew the sledgehammer, kicked away the little devil who pounced, and quickly stepped back in the direction of the truck with her phone: "Ah, there it is, I'll call." ”。
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