"Look at Peter's embarrassed look, twisting and pinching, his face is flushed, and he is playing with the corners of his clothes."
In a corner of the campus, Death Knell, who was hiding behind a big tree, shook his head and sighed a little speechlessly: "Can't he be a little bit of a gentleman and tell the girls that he wants them all?"
”"This Peter is Sun."
The adjutant's projection mended the knife on the side, and nodded repeatedly, obviously agreeing with the sheriff's statement."
This kid is still too poor in subjective initiative, he doesn't want to cause trouble to others, which is a virtue, but sometimes it is really just a stumbling block."
Su Ming took a puff of cigarette and spit it out slowly, he peeled melon seeds to feed himself and strangled him, and said: "Actually, Peter can ask me to borrow a spaceship, go to Tony for a ride or borrow money, and go to the little green goblin Harry to partner with, even if it doesn't work, he can find Carol, and the Heavenly Sword Bureau also has a spaceship, but he just can't open his mouth." ”"He's so kind, sheriff, your goal of training him to be a mercenary is almost impossible to achieve."
The adjutant calculated something and came to such a conclusion."
Nothing is impossible, because I only believe that things are man-made, but Spider-Man.
Forget it, just be himself, our world needs a clean and simple hero. ”Su Ming patted his hands and decomposed the melon seed skin into an atomic state with cosmic energy: "It seems that it will take some time for these little girls to end their quarrel, let's take a look at another Peter." ”The other Peter is talking about Star-Lord Peter Quayle, also known as the Dancing Boy.Knell hired them Guardians of the Galaxy to play a 'gold rush to make a fortune' drama to lure more humans who have just left Earth to explore the mysterious locations of the universe.I don't know how it's going over there.Looking at the worm again, you can see the corridor through the glass of the school building, and now the girls have begun to get started, Mary and Cynthia are pulling and pulling at Peter, like little girls snatching ragdolls.Well, I haven't done it separately with Su Rui, these girls have begun to roll in again, and the status quo makes people sigh."
There's something wrong with Star-Lord, Sheriff."
The adjutant waved his hand and threw out a new projection: "Their spaceship has broken down, and it is still thousands of light-years away from the acting location we agreed upon. ”It was all planned.The lieutenant first selects a planet, creates a fake giant ruin on it, and then stuffs some bionic monsters into it to make up an alien lost civilization that does not exist.The script will start with the Guardians of the Galaxy arriving on this planet for an expedition, during which their every move will be recorded by their personal devices, and then after a series of plot settings such as 'hardships', 'long journeys', 'hard struggles', etc., they will fight a boss in a mysterious alien tomb, and finally succeed in obtaining a 'treasure'.Finally, in the light of the planet's explosion, the spaceship escapes at the last second despite gravity, and the gang takes the treasure to Contracia, where they are met by the Governor of the planet, Little Rose.After complimenting them with praise such as 'Ancient relics are my God', 'I'm afraid of being struck by lightning if I give less money', 'A big step for mankind to enter the universe', and so on, give them a lot of money.Then cut Star-Lord's personal video into a 'pseudo-documentary', and then spread it everywhere, and the thing was done.In short, it is to let people who have just left Earth see that digging alien graves can make a fortune, and encourage them to do so.In this way, if someone is lucky and really digs up something good, won't it end up in the hands of Death Knell?
Archaeology is something that androids can't do, their brains don't turn, they have to be remotely controlled by an adjutant or send a living person to do it.But the universe is too big, and the environment is too complicated, even for Su Ming, he can't guarantee that he has seen all the unexpected situations.In this state, playing archaeology really ruins a lifetime, even if you can find the ancient tomb, there is a 99.99% probability that you can't find something good, so this is not a needle in a haystack, and the income expectation is extremely low.What's more, the key goal now is to adapt all human beings to the arrival of the cosmic era, which is not a matter for Su Ming alone, but related to the future development of the race.Therefore, the Great Voyage must have more people participate in the 'Great Geographical Discoveries'.Even if someone else digs up the garbage and takes it to Contracia, the adjutant will give the 'adventurers' three melons and two dates at his discretion to maintain the operation of the system of this 'archaeological association'.It saves the manpower of the Wilson Group, and at the same time makes the best publicity for the Great Voyage Plan, at least to find a tempting way to make a fortune in the early stage, just like the gold rush era."
The reason why their spaceship broke down, hacking into the system to query the error report, is that the jump engine has no power, sheriff, before leaving, Star-Lord and they drank the celebration wine in advance, and forgot to go to the port to replace the core material of the antimatter battery.""
Ahh Adjutant, did you think I was mistaken about the dancer?
He always dropped the chain at the critical moment. ”Su Ming covered his one-eye, and he didn't seem to have the heart to watch it, he knew that he should have let Loki act in this scene.However, now that the is all over the door, it can't be done if you don't save them, so you can only pinch your nose and admit it: "Teleport me over, I want to teach the champagne kid in half a good lesson, so as not to have any problems in the next acting process." ”"Okay, Sheriff, is there any need for attention from Spider-Man?"
The lieutenant activated the teleportation, and Deathbell was thrown directly outside Star-Lord's ship."
Get some news out there and let Tony know that Peter wants to go to the universe, but can't do it because he can't do it because he has too much money to make it."
Su Ming gave instructions and began to pry the cargo door of the spaceship: "If I'm not mistaken, Iron Man should have already copied the copycat spaceship, and he will be willing to take Peter." ”"Understood, in the middle of the execution, made up a small gossip to inform Daisy that she would spread this word to Iron Man's ears."
The adjutant set up a simple channel, which was the safest.At this time, the cargo door of the spacecraft was also pried open, and the temperature and air pressure inside and outside were different, causing several pieces of debris to fly out and freeze into ice, which seemed to be boxes of cabbage.Su Ming dodged into the spaceship, pulled the door to space with his backhand, and then passed through the cargo hold, opened the airtight door inside the spaceship, and entered the living area.Star-Lord's spaceship is not big, after all, they are just a few people, and the so-called living area is more like a messy bar, connected to different bedrooms and rooms for different people.After passing through this area and going up one more staircase, you will come to the door of the main power room at the core of the ship, and at this time, everyone in the Guardians of the Galaxy is in the dark room, wrapped in blankets, shivering from the cold, but they still don't forget to quarrel.Who suggested drinking?
Who forgot to change the battery core?
Who didn't wear socks that caused the skin of their feet to fly into Star-Lord's mouth in weightlessness?
All the trivial things were taken out and said, obviously they wanted to make up for it with the energy of the cruise engine after the jump engine failed, but it went wrong again, causing a short circuit in the whole ship.Now that there is limited oxygen in the spaceship, the heat is lost, the lights are all out, and the artificial gravity is failing, if the death knell does not come, or if there is no miracle, they are afraid that they will die here.But even so, Rocket is still scolding Star-Lord, Star-Lord is looking at Gamora with affection, the latter is only concerned with Xingyun apologizing for what happened back then, Mantis Sister is panicking, Drax is rubbing his hands and stomping his feet, and Groot is still speaking the Treant language that most people don't understand.Fortunately, there is an old captain like Yongdu on the ship, and he is the only one who is still trying his best to repair the machine, which can be regarded as a little comfort to Su Ming's heart."
Okay, you miscellaneous fish, shut up for me."
Death Knell had enough of hearing it in the hallway, he kicked the door of the power cabin and walked in angrily: "I still want you to be the Columbus of the Age of Discovery, to set an example for the people who come after you, and as a result, you have all become goblins, right?"
”However, Star-Lord didn't know what the face was, and when he saw someone coming, he flew more than ten meters with a vicious dog pounced, and he accurately hugged Knell's thigh and didn't let go: "You're finally here, we're saved, I'm so happy that I want to dance now!"
My old captain, what do you want to see?
I can take off my clothes and I don't. ”"Still jumping?
Also jump!
The kind of dance that peels off the skin doesn't dance?!
”Su Ming grabbed Star-Lord's two ears and pulled him up like a turnip, and his hands began to spin wildly.
(End of chapter).