"I bought this order, let's get change."
With the light of the fire and a loud clang, the red and gold suit landed beside the Squirrel Girl.Tony is also a very phototaxitic nocturnal animal, and he used to find a bar or nightclub that was open in the dark of night and went in to splurge on it.He had just arrived from afar, maybe he didn't see the whole process of what happened, but a little girl kneeling in front of the cash register and crying, what else could it be?
Isn't there just not enough money?
It just so happened that Tony may be missing a lot of things, but he just wasn't short of money, so he flew into the supermarket and slapped a hundred-dollar bill on the counter on the spot.At the same time, he also discovered that something was wrong with this supermarket, although it really existed in the current dimension, and the goods were not wrong at a cursory glance, but in fact they were full of loopholes.The simplest point is that there are a lot of Captain America endorsements in Wilson's supermarket, such as instant noodles, ***, blocking elves, and so on.Here it is also imitated, but the key point is forgotten.That is, the day before yesterday, Death Knell launched the space navigation program, and the real Wilson supermarket yesterday put on the shelves a batch of products for space use, such as instant nutrition bars, space anti-ultraviolet cosmetics, spaceship emergency repairs, etc., which were placed on the most conspicuous counter for people to buy.Tony calls this the Last Mercy of the Death Knell, because it's actually recycling Earth currency and helping people exchange it for useful space supplies.When the economic plan of their own imagination is launched, and all the earth's currency is turned into waste paper, then people should know why it is called mercy.To get back to the point, these space supplies that should have been newly put on the shelves are not available in today's supermarket, let alone space supplies with Captain America endorsement advertisements.Iron Man is not a detective, but he has Jarvis, and the version of the program carried by the Warframe is not as powerful as the one in the Stark Industries Headquarters Building in a stand-alone state, but it is more than enough to play the game to find faults.Regardless of how the enemy knows about Wilson's supermarket, but apparently the other party has not been there in the last two days and does not know the latest changes.So Tony uses eye-tracking technology to silently give orders for the suit to scan the entire supermarket and check on the odd customers and clerks.After a few seconds, he seemed to be calmly waiting to find the money, but he was actually ready for battle.The Ark reactor of the nanosuit began to operate at high power, and the floating cannon behind it began to prepare for firing at the same time, and the radar locked on every target in the supermarket, including the squirrel girl on the side.Because Tony is a little unsure now, whether this squirrel girl is real or not, is there a possibility......
She is also a fake created by this dimension, and is she part of the trap used to trap herself?"
Iron Man, you are my savior!
Squirrel slipped the five coupons back into her purse, hugged Tony's legs, and rubbed her snot and tears on the beautiful lacquer surface, because at the critical moment, a man stepped forward to save her dignity.Yes, it is a very face-saving thing to have someone treat, and it can completely offset the embarrassment of your own coupon expiration!
Tony almost slammed the squirrel in the face with a palm, but the Warframe had just checked the composition of the squirrel girl's body fluids and determined that she was genuine, so there was no cannibalistic burlesque.This function of the nano-armor was newly developed by Tony after seeing the strangulation ability of the death knell, and the analysis of the composition of matter through physical contact is indeed possible with technology.Patting the girl on the shoulder and motioning for her to stand up, Iron Man looked at the clerk with a hideous expression behind the cash register: "Talking to you, change, the air in your store is not very good, it reminds me of the last time I went for a ride in Mexico, and I ended up eating white powder on the border.""
No change......
Please wait."
The clerk took a few deep breaths, as if she had some other intentions, and she turned to leave.But Iron Man's sense of humor is limited, and Tony has no intention of waiting, and almost at the same time as the clerk turns, he raises his hand and fires a palm cannon at the back of the other's head.Seeing a large amount of black slime exploding from the head of the beautiful female clerk, he was more sure of his thoughts, and turned around, instantly firing with all his power.The miniature missiles on the body, the wireless floating cannon behind the back, the palm cannon in both hands, and the main gun on the chest all fired at different targets at this time.The other customers in the supermarket also had problems, they all had the appearance of a human, but in the scan of the suit, they were all some kind of unknown monster, and at this time they had also begun to show their fierce appearance, writhing to show their amorphous bodies.Fortunately, although they look like they have high physical defense, they can actually be blown up, and Howard, as the person who invented the nuclear bomb on Earth 40K, said that the more powerful the explosion, the better.Tony obviously listened to his father's words in this regard, at least he didn't go to buy Hammer Industries' "ex-wife, missiles, but engaged in his own supporting weapons ecology."
Heat waves, bright lights, shock waves, roaring noises, swept the poor supermarket and shrouded everything in gunsmoke.Ten seconds later, Tony came out with his arm around the squirrel girl's shoulders, and broke his heart to her as if he was educating his daughter: "This supermarket is fake, it is a physical illusion, you can understand it as a stage set, have you ever been to Hollywood?
That's what happened, girl, I didn't kill people, I killed monsters.""
Hmm......
I see."
The squirrel girl stuffed a handful of pine nuts into her mouth and chewed to calm her emotions: "So......
My coupon didn't really expire, right?
That bad cashier lied to me?!"
She's more concerned about her coupons, and doesn't seem to care too much if Iron Man kills someone."
Definitely not, not anything else, we all know who the real boss behind Wilson's supermarket is, with the relationship between you and me and Deathbell, ah, think about it.Tony, who was speechless, crooked his mouth, he lifted his mask and squeezed his eyebrows, but he didn't rush to leave the vicinity of the supermarket ruins: "Actually, even if you don't have coupons, or don't have money, and you go to find the death knell, he will definitely arrange it for you, because opening a supermarket is just a game for him."
There are many similar playgrounds, and Tony doubts that he knows them all, but one thing is clear, Deathstroke has long lost interest in the finite matter that exists on Earth."
Ah, I know, but it's my insistence on using coupons, and that's why I'm a superhero!
Knowing that the coupon has not expired, and that she is not disqualified as a coupon expert, Doreen nodded her head when she cheered up again, and then clenched her little fists, she raised her face and shouted out her belief."
Don't be a superhero for such a casual reason!"
Tony covered his face for such an unprecedented statement, his expression looked very painful, and he took the hand that was on his fat daughter's shoulder, and gestured in mid-air, as if he had a seizure.