If someone asks how lively and cheerful Batman is these days, then just look at his performance in Gotham."
Forget it if you can't find the whereabouts of Doomsday Blues, he's a Constantine from another world, and sooner or later he will come out on his own, friends, why let the mission go wrong and affect us to enjoy the acid rain in the middle of the night?"
He rubbed his hands, hugged the red and black man beside him, took a deep breath on the latter, and said with a smile: "Oh, yes, cousin of Deathknell, you smell like an expired pickled cucumber that has stirred up the corrupted internal organs, so how about I invite you to eat Russian food in the city?"
Ha ha. ”"What?
Are you sure?
I'll go" Deadpool quickly raised his arm to sniff his armpits, and everyone around him could feel a spicy breath in the rain, but he didn't realize it: "Sniff, I can't smell it, maybe I have nasopharyngeal cancer, and the inside of my nostrils is still molting."
Do you want to see caterpillars?
Batman, all I need to do is turn the tubular cortex out of my nostrils so that it looks like a caterpillar, and then apply the pus to the surface like varnish.
Da Da, it's done, everyone come to see, my hand rubbing artwork.By the way, Brother Bat, your hair color is black, and my nose hair is also black, we are a natural pair, hehe. ”"I really envy Death Knell to have such capable relatives as you, there is no one as interesting as you among Bruce's relatives."
Zorn Batman nodded his head in appreciation of Deadpool's caterpillar art, as if he didn't feel disgusted at all, and continued to smile and take Deadpool to the restaurant.He may indeed be different from the Batman before him, because not far from the two of them, Harley and a couple of serial killers were trying to shove a few corpses into a sewer drain, and he acted like he didn't see them.The source of the corpse is very simple, that is, some citizens who participated in the zero-yuan purchase tonight were hi, met a strange Michael on the road, and wanted to snatch his little white face mask.
As a result, he was stabbed to death.Halloween nightmares, the kitchen knife is superb, and he is much more skilled at killing people than carving pumpkins.The sword flashed, and before the red hood could stop it, several black men with golden chains were hanging.The murderous Michael still tilted his head, he thought that the gold chains on the necks and clothes of those people were some kind of protective gear, like chain mail, but why couldn't a dozen of them tied together stop the knife?
But after seeing the broken gold chains floating in the stagnant water on the side of the road, he seemed to understand.Just as everyone was about to complain about the plastic 'gold' chain, Harley saw a figure with pointed ears on the street, and she immediately realized that it was Batman coming, so she quickly asked everyone to clean up the body, so as not to make it too bloody on the surface.Yes, as an old man in Gotham, of course she knows that bats won't do anything to themselves.But now I'm a superhero, and I still want to join the Justice League to have fun, although it's good to kill, you can't be greedy, you will be preached by non-killers like bats.But when the pointy-eared figure approached, she realized that she had recognized the wrong person, this was not Batman at all, but more like a wild laugh.Fortunately, the lieutenant explained Zorn's identity to her in time, and the new bat greeted everyone very warmly, and even shook hands with the murderers one by one, welcomed them to Gotham for sightseeing, and then walked over to Deadpool's side and said nothing.He said that he was going to help catch the Doomsday Blues, but just now, Red Hood told him about the loss of Constantine in the other world, and the Batman who called himself Zon changed his mind again, and he didn't seem to plan to chase it, but planned to wait for the rabbit.Gotham was the tree, and for some reason, he seemed to believe that the Doomsday Blues would come back, and then he would die here.Harley didn't care, she didn't really want to drink tonight, alcohol could bring her far less pleasure than killing, and she wanted to continue to play in the city with Xia Kela and the killers for a while.But Deadpool is different, he knows that Batman has money, a lot of money, so he wants to follow Batman to enjoy the Gotham nightlife.Yes, it's another long night, and the speed of time seems to be different from that of the Marvel 40K, but so what?
What does it have to do with the mercenaries who were already on their honeymoon?
It's good to kill the target and make some money for your cousin, but in the end, it's still here to play."
I'm not going, I'm going to continue investigating."
Red Hood turned around and left, he obviously didn't want to have more contact with Zorn, obviously it was Batman's change that made him not know how to face it, but he excused himself: "I signed a contract with Death Knell, I don't want to lose time." ”"Alas, boy, then you have to work harder, I'll go play."
Zorn smiled and patted Red Hood on the shoulder, waved at everyone again, and then whistled around the corner to see the Batmobile speeding away, "Deadpool and I may not be back tomorrow morning, don't wait for us to have breakfast." ”With that, he jumped into the Batmobile, and Deadpool rubbed his hands together excitedly and got inside."
Squeak~~~" The cockpit lid closed, the wide tires spun quickly on the watery and muddy road, and the white smoke with the smell of burnt rubber swirled, and the Batmobile sped away like an arrow from the string, spewing fire from behind its buttocks.Only one retinal image was left for everyone."
Arrived, can I call you Wade?"
Zorn Batman parked the car some distance from a Russian restaurant and motioned for Deadpool to get out of the car: "I'm the second personality of the old Batman, but I've been friends with your cousin for a long time, and I'm quite familiar with you." ”Deadpool blinked a few times, and the eyes on the mask narrowed: "God has been friends for a long time?"
Your car is really super cool, but the seats are not very comfortable, and the propellers of the ejection seat are pushing against me through the cushions, and I am so scared. ”"Hehe, no way, this car was not made by me, it was made by Bruce and Focus, I don't have time to modify it, but I will write down your feedback in a small book."
Batman stepped out of the car, and he stretched his waist, moving his neck to make a clicking sound: "But that's all for later, can you tell me what you know about 'blank'?"
Say as you walk, don't be stunned, are you ready to eat sour cucumbers?
”"Well, as much as I still like the way the chipashi goes through my rectum, free Russian food is also good, and I can have some beetroot soup so I can make an excuse for the next time I have blood in my stool.But if I'm not mistaken, this hotel doesn't seem to be open?
”Deadpool wiped his hands on his pants, which was considered ready for dinner, but when he looked up, he saw that the restaurant that Batman was pointing at was as dark as a morgue.However, Zorn had already taken out the lock picker to pick the door, and he didn't forget to turn his head and smile and say to Deadpool: "Although the kid with the red hood is not bad, he didn't learn a key lesson, a good detective is not a bounty hunter who only tracks the suspect, but anticipates what the suspect will do before he commits the crime again, and goes directly to ambush him." ”"Oh?
I thought the red hood was pretty good, but a lot of the audience went crazy when his head was blown out. ”While talking about inexplicable topics, Deadpool watched the bats at work.Seeing that Batman was a little hard to pick the lock, he subconsciously reached out to touch his back, only to find that his pony schoolbag was forgotten at the TVA headquarters, and naturally there was no C4 available today.In the dark, Zorn smiled slightly, his purple tights didn't look so dark, and he said something else he would never say: "I don't care about that, but what I'm going to say is that the doomsday blues we're looking for is a Constantine from another world, and as we all know, Constantine is a heavy alcoholic."
If I were him, after I was sure that I was safe from the hunt, I would want to have something to rest, that is, find the nearest and strongest liquor.If he had done a thorough investigation of Gotham before attacking our planet, he would have known as an alcoholic that this Russian restaurant served the strongest private vodka and was most of his appetite. ”"Ah, amazing, the idea of solving the problem is so clear, and there is Batman's personal explanation, I am flattered."
Deadpool took out a wooden sign from his trouser pocket, wrote a '10' on it with the blood on the dead skin, and showed it to the bat: "But there's another problem, you're not bringing me to dinner at all, but tricking me into working, it's dark, it's too dark" (end of this chapter)