"Squeak!
Cough, squeak, squeak!
”In the dark and narrow environment, you can't see your fingers, you can only hear the sound of such a damp thing stirring, a vague black shadow hovering in the corner of the space, twitching, writhing, rotting flesh may not be seen is the best situation."
Be quiet, Wade, and don't make too much noise while fishing."
Another voice came from the darkness, but it was impossible to see where the person who made the sound was, but it was certain that the person who spoke did not blame his companion, for there was a slight smile in the words."
I'm imitating a mouse, squeak, don't you think that's how a mouse should be when it eats a pickled cucumber?
This restaurant is really good, although on the surface it seems to be just an ordinary family restaurant, and the beetroot soup and leba are not enough to eat and you can refill the cup for free.But the style of the floor of the storage room. ”Deadpool, with two cucumbers in his mouth, spoke vaguely like a mammoth, the corners of his rotten mouth still broken by food, and blood was nourishing under half of the mask as he lifted it.At this time, the owner of the store was not in the store, probably taking advantage of the night to go out to buy goods, and it is really not easy to do a catering business."
That's the Gotham style, do you love it?"
Zorn Batman asked with a smile, but his voice revealed some disappointment and regret: "Actually, this city shouldn't be like this, Bruce has an overly benevolent and fluke mentality in many choices, and I am more idealistic and he should be able to do better than him." ”"Oh, you mean, do you kill people?
Man, let me tell you, in fact, I also wanted to be a gentle superhero at the beginning, like Spider-Man who doesn't kill people, but unfortunately, my living environment is too bad, I went to Uganda to be a young soldier after graduating from elementary school, and I have a bad example like my cousin at home, I still haven't been able to defeat the devil in my heart after all, he always tells me.
It's cool to kill!
It's so fast to make money by killing people, quack!
Uh, at least that's what I thought before I knew Nick Fury was issuing fake invoices" Deadpool winked in the direction of the bat's presumptible presence and let out an owl-like laugh."
No, my friend who smells funny, Batman doesn't kill people, that's the bottom line that Bruce and I share."
Zorn also laughed, he made a belly bang sound in the dark, tried to consult with Deadpool, a mentally ill person, and said an idea: "But he can completely let someone else from the Justice League come to Gotham to try to maintain law and order, yes, Superman and Diana definitely don't fit the style here, but Green Arrow, he has no problem." ”Oliver may be dressed in green and look like a young boy or an environmentalist, but in fact he is no less dark than Batman.Not to mention anything else, even those Robins in the Bat family are most likely not Green Arrow's opponents.Living in the dark city of Star City, Oliver has a tragic past, a tangled current situation, a lot of money that he doesn't know where to spend it, and an ex-wife who loves to be like Catwoman.Together, these are enough conditions to drive people crazy, and compared to Batman, Green Arrow seems to lack only one person to make him happen."
Well, I don't think he can do it."
Deadpool ate the sour cucumber in his mouth, and with a grunt in his throat, he could see a small bulge sliding across his neck: "He doesn't have your anger, your hatred, your butt, and your handsome face, seriously, this face you share with Bruce is really good, if I were a, I should have pounced on you by now." ”As an archer, Green Arrow is also very strong in close combat, but he takes the dexterous route, and the muscle level on his body is the level of an ordinary athlete, you must know that Batman looks about as strong as Superman.Looks?
Batman has the physical fitness of human limits, and he also has the handsome appearance of human limits; Oliver was a little worse in this regard, his mustache was a little old, and there was too little flesh on his cheeks, and the young women preferred Howl's one to him.Now this world is a world of faces, and Deadpool can feel this deeply."
Hehe, thanks for the compliment."
Zorn touched his cheek in the dark, especially the soft touch of the butt chin like a cat's meat pad: "But get ready now, my brother's eye has been linked to Batwoman Kate's yacht computer and monitored the flow of hellish magic, and the doom blues are most likely coming here." ”"Wait, I heard from the audience, wasn't your brother's eye system cracked by a Mexican hacker before?"
Deadpool dropped the half-eaten two pickled cucumbers on the ground and drew his twin knives.He hasn't slashed the magician of DC yet, so he doesn't know how effective carbon nanosteel is, but he still has to be careful of hackers when using a computer, just like he must be masked when he goes out to play."
What do you think I did in the Batcave before?"
Batman's voice faded away, and he seemed to be walking behind Deadpool: "I've patched the holes before I went out on the street to find you." ”"I see, you're so good, next time my home computer is broken, I'll ask you to repair it."
Deadpool pulled down his mask and scratched his butt, "You said we would catch the Doomsday Blues later, how about hanging him upside down and soaking him in a keg?"
Do you want to bet on how much he can drink?
”Deadpool grinned crookedly like an urban god of war and came up with a brilliant idea of drowning the drunkard in a barrel, as if there was a kind of Maupassant-esque irony.The artistic sense and depth of thinking of the story have been strengthened in one fell swoop, and this should be a big hit in the film, rated NC17, and then won the Oscar, right?
You will also gain a lot of popularity because of this, and become super!
Level!
Strong!
However, Batman did not respond, and he disappeared without a sound, as if he had never been here, and everything was a hallucination of Deadpool."
Batman?
Woohoo!
Bat?
”Deadpool still wants to talk to him, teasing like calling a stray dog, but obviously, neither the previous Batman nor the current Zorro Imitation likes to say goodbye much before leaving."
I knew it was going to be like this, old irons, but that's good news, you let me test how crazy this Batman really is, is it possible to transform into a laughing bat" Deadpool suddenly lowered his voice and whispered to the air around him like a thief: "My conclusion is that he can't turn into a maniacal laugh, because Zorn's personality is more like my cousin than that white-faced and toothless guy, have you found out?"
Both of them wear uniforms without underwear, and oh, it's unhygienic when you think about it. ”As he spoke, he pulled out a piece of dead flesh on his ass from behind him and put it on his nose, and as he finished, two suspicious pink clumps floating on the face of his mask, as if he was both shy and comfortable.
(End of chapter)