Dozens of seconds later, Deadpool walked out of the restaurant with Doomsday Blues' head and his own head, twisting Yangge.The acid rain fell on him, and the slut comfortably spewed out a cloud of blood mist from the broken trachea, obviously the irritating acid was good for his rotten skin.The Thorn Counter Spell is a great spell, and as a blessing spell, once released, it is effective for a long time, regardless of the state of the mage at the time of attack, and can be seen as a passive effect.When Deadpool chops off the head of the Doom Blues, his own head is also dropped due to the reflected damage of the magic.But people are different from each other, some people really don't die if they lose their heads, for example, Dracula is also the same as Deadpool, super self-healing is not a joke, but one of the most useful superpowers in actual combat.In short, I didn't make much effort, I didn't even move my mouth much, just mending a knife, this head was in hand.Being able to go to his cousin for $100,000, Deadpool was a little excited, happily dancing in the rain on the side of the road, kicking the stagnant water everywhere with his boots.But because of brain cancer, he doesn't remember the original lyrics of "Song in the Rain" very well, so what he sang in his mouth was the two of them turning "Back to My Mother's Home", and when he sang "A chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right hand", he would raise his hands and shake the two heads in his hands."
That's enough, Deadpool, it's your turn."
Batman appears behind Deadpool like a ghost, and no one knows how he appeared, just like no one knew where he had gone.“.”
Deadpool didn't seem to hear it, he was still treading water on the side of the road, and he was also tap-dancing."
You know what I need you to do, pretending to be deaf and dumb may work for Knell, but not for me."
Batman pressed Deadpool's shoulder, snatched the rotten head from his hand, and pressed it back to the severed neck of the neck: "Take the brain of the doomsday blues, go find Deathbell, and let him see the intel in the head of our most escapeable enemy." ”"Well, so you didn't take me out to eat at all."
Deadpool pursed his mouth, twisted his body from side to side a few times, gently snuggled on the bat's broad shoulders, stood on tiptoe and whispered: "You took me to act together, just so that now, you know that I can return to my cousin immediately, with this dead man's head, you want to get rid of me who is the most threatening to you, and what is your cousin's most trusted and loved me, Batman, what is your plan?"
”"Do you think Deathbell didn't expect me to use you?
What your squad is here means is that I can use it as much as I want.Of course, it's paid, the rules of mercenaries, I know. ”Zorn patted Deadpool on the back, smiled and took out a gold bar from the bat belt, and shook it in Wade's eyes: "We're in a group, don't worry about what bad things I'm going to do if I break you up, this is my Gotham, my earth, it's our common desire to keep it, remember this."
Also, if I'm not mistaken, now Death Knell must have contacted someone he really trusts to spy on me, and you say this money, do you want it or not?
”When Deadpool saw the gold bar, his eyes had already turned into a golden '$' symbol.He reached out and took the gold bar like lightning, skillfully put it in his mouth and bit it, and after breaking a few teeth that were not strong and determined that it was real gold, he immediately stuffed it into his trouser pocket, his back was bent down, and he said in a flattering tone: "Okay boss, I'll take my head to my cousin, do you need to write a greeting card and put it in the courier box?"
”"Haha, I like your jokes, aigo, go and come back quickly, I'll be waiting for you here for dinner."
With that, the bat let go of the hand on Deadpool's shoulder and leaped backwards, and he disappeared into the darkness as if he had never been here."
Five, six, six, six, eight."
When Deadpool returned to his cousin, Su Ming was eating and drinking.To be exact, he was pouring wine on a long-haired, golden-haired man.looked over suddenly, I thought it was Thor, and then took a closer look at the face, hey, isn't this several times more handsome than Thor?
But Deadpool sighed, what's the use of being handsome?
Now come out to mix, rely on the brain, this strong man knows at a glance that the brain is not as good as Thor, will normal people drink with the symbiote host?
When alcohol enters the symbiote, it is directly converted into energy.You must know that my cousin drank Thor and the Loki brothers plus the three warriors and Sieve alone, and in terms of the amount of wine that the Aesir Protoss had, they all drank directly from the barrel.At least Deadpool has never seen Deathstroke get drunk, he's always so sober and always likes to manipulate others when they're confused."
Hey, you're losing, drink!"
Death Knell put a sea bowl into the hand of the golden retriever man, and poured it into the other party's mouth while holding the bottom of the bowl: "Feelings are shallow, lick it, feelings are deep, a mouthful, Igris You are a person who knows the times, we really hit it off at first sight, and we are about to dry." ”"Vomit" The leader of the Eternals retched, not because he drank too much, after all, the Eternals dared to call themselves gods to humans in ancient times, and their physical fitness was not bad.The reason for his retching was purely because of the smell of Deadpool's body and the head he was carrying in his hand.Igris had seen a lot of dead people, after all, life was placed here, and he could be regarded as well-informed, but he had never seen a person who died so miserably.The skin of the human head is pitted, as if it has been gnawed by ants, the port of the neck is not even at all, and a white rope hangs on the ground, probably the spinal cord?
Still dripping wet.Su Ming sighed, put down the big bowl, and glanced at Wade angrily: "Won't you look at the atmosphere?"
I'm drinking with my new brother, and you're going to bring a bloody forehead.
Can't you wash it and bring it back after steaming?
”"Ahem, cousin, is your new buddy an Amazon cannibal?"
Wade squirmed to the table, looked at the roast duck and other dishes, and swallowed: "Why don't you and him eat this person's head, and I will eat something on the table that a normal person should eat?"
”"Wanda, give Wade to get rid of the stink, and then put a mosaic on his face."
Su Ming thought about it, his cousin still went to do things for himself during the honeymoon, and if he didn't eat a single meal, it would be too ruthless.But he didn't want to sit with a rotten, smelly mixture of humanoid avocado dung, so he had to use chaos magic.Wanda was not ambiguous, she only took a bite of the spring cake in her hand, and before she could swallow the roast duck in her mouth, she muttered: "No more smell." ”Suddenly, the stench on Deadpool's body was gone, even the smell of a human being was gone, and he became a tasteless person.Immediately afterward, Wanda glanced at him in disgust, then waved her hand, and a mosaic-like space floated through the air, enveloping Deadpool's face.It's much better, Deadpool can be served without a mask, he happily sat down next to Thanos, and affectionately rubbed the Mad Titan's washboard-like jin of a washboard: "Huh?
When everyone else is eating, why don't you eat?
Isn't it a burrito?
I'll make one for you" As he spoke, Wade took off his gloves, wondering if he was too excited to move a little violently, and he took off the flesh on his hands like a glove, and the wet and sticky rotten skin fell on Thanos's crotch with a 'click' (end of this chapter)