"Bang, bang, bang......"
The big axe made a monotonous and boring sound when it came into contact with the frozen ground, and Loki was about to fall asleep when he heard it.Thor dug into the ground with his war biao, Seeve wiped his sweat from time to time, and Frigga looked at them with a smile on her face, making Loki feel as if she was a superfluous person, and she could only whistle and look left and right with nothing to do.In other words, this is really a barren land, and there is not even a single hair......."
Huh?"
Loki suddenly let out a puzzled sound from her nostrils, just as she was thinking that it would be nice to have a hair, and it would be a clue to let herself figure out the death knell's plan.Then she actually saw a hair, right in front of her on the snow.It was a black curly hair, not long, about 10 centimeters, but it was too thick for human hair, like the hair of an orangutan or a buffalo.But that's not the point, the point is that she remembers very well that three seconds ago, there must have been no hair in this position.Not to mention being blown by a strong snowstorm, it is fixed to the snow and is very strong.Loki lifted her skirt and crouched sideways, reaching out and poking the hair with her fingernails like a child playing with ants.It looks like hair, and the touch is also hair, so it's really a hair, not a painting, which is interesting.Who dropped the clue in front of him?
Or is it ......"
Mother, I have made a discovery."
Loki rolled his eyes, picked up the hair, and returned to Frigga with a cheerful step, showing it like a treasure: "Look at this, could it be that the creature we tracked was left behind?"
”"Oh, kid, go ask your brother, when you go out hunting, it should be the man who has the final say."
Frigga smiled and stroked Loki's hair, of course, despite Loki's appearance as a woman now, she still looked at the child as a son.It's just that the elders and young are orderly, and the eldest of the family should be at the helm, which is the custom of Asgard."
Okay, Mother, let my dear brother see, hehe."
And when she said this, it was naturally expected by Loki, and the god of deception pinched the hair and walked quickly to Thor's side.Needless to say, Thor naturally heard the exchange between her and her mother, and was waiting curiously."
Yes, Thor, take a look at what kind of creature it is, and then take us to catch it."
Sieve clenched her hands into fists on her chin, her face full of anticipation, she liked to see Thor's wise and powerful appearance.Thor doesn't love Seve off, he loves Jane Foster, but being looked at by the beautiful woman with adoring eyes, he can't help but feel a little proud, so he also wants to show off his prey tracking skills: "Ahem, I'll see, iaiaia......"
With that, he took the hair from Loki's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, and swiped it with his tongue a few times, trying to taste it, making a smacking sound.This is not nonsense, but an empirical skill in judging the species of creatures, which the old hunters know a little about.Wild ducks, for example, have a hydrophobic layer on their feathers, so they don't get saliva on their feathers when they do so, so they stay dry after they are taken out.The same can be said for some carnivores, such as tigers and leopards, which like to lick their fur after eating meat, so their hair will smell bloody and oily.Wild boars and bison, on the other hand, have an earthy smell on their fur because they like to roll in mud puddles.The body structure of the Aesir Protoss is very similar to that of humans, and the sense of smell is not as sharp as the sense of taste, so Thor has to taste it with his mouth.Of course, in Loki's opinion, it is not necessary, because everyone already knows that the target is a humanoid creature, and the footprints are still there, so instead of tasting the hair, it is better to find a lab and run the chromatogram.But Thor just didn't have a root in his head, and Loki knew it was going to happen."
Meaning ......"
Loki took a step back and said to Sieve with a disgusted face, "You see, my brother has lived on Earth for so many years, and he still doesn't pay attention to hygiene, it's really dirty. ”"No, I don't think so."
Seeve blushed as she looked at Thor's black hair, and the serious face facing the wind and snow, she covered her hot face: "I think Thor is too reliable, and a man in charge should be like this." ”"......."
Loki showed a black question mark face, well, she was already starting to wonder if Odin had drugged Sieve in the past?
What's so good about Thor, an older brother who looks like a brown bear?
Did Sieve take a fancy to him for being stupid?
Or do you fancy that he doesn't take a bath?
I want to break up Seeve and Thor, not to save this stupid woman, but to let Thor be with Dr.
Foster, a human woman, and then he can see his mother angry, and then he will drive Thor out of the house, sever the mother-son relationship, expel the Aesir God Family Tree and a series of other hilarious!
When the time comes, you can appear in front of the lonely Thor, watch his jokes, and let him beg himself, hahahaha!
.......But Sieve is now a self-attacker, and it is a little difficult to look at the posture given for nothing.Truth be told, although Loki has played pranks on Sief since she was a child, such as cutting off her hair, or stealing her toys, etc., her perception of Sieve is still objective.That is, Sieve is indeed strong and beautiful, at least ten times better than that human female of Dr.
Foster.Even though her original blonde hair was stolen by herself, the current black hair is an implanted wig made by the dwarves, but it still does not detract from her beauty.As a half-breed, Sieve has the heroism of the Aesir Protoss and the softness of the Warner Protoss, judging from Loki's understanding of his brother Thor, if Seeve sneaks into Thor's bed one night, he will definitely not be able to resist the temptation.Don't doubt this possibility, the woman of the Aesir Protoss can really do it, even if Sieve knocks Thor unconscious with a battering ram and drags him into a cave......'
Gotta figure figure it out. ’Looking at his brother, who was still licking his hair, Loki's eyes narrowed.But how can a good solution be so easy to come up with?
I don't know how many times I've tried in the past, such as creating illusions for Sieve and making her misunderstand that Thor eats cow dung; For example, he gave Thor a human beauty to enjoy, and took Sieve to eavesdrop on the root of the wall; For example, when he stole other people's weapons and stuffed them into Thor's bed, Loki found that he had tried all kinds of methods hundreds of times, and if he had changed to someone else, he would have been hammered to death with a real hammer, but Sieve was always in love with Thor, and it was no problem.'
Tsk, if only Thor were a woman. ’Loki scratched her head, she thought that if Thor became a woman, even if Sieve was happy, it would be useless."
Nope!
Thor, you!
”At this time, Frigga suddenly let out an exclamation, Loki thought that his mother was in distress, and was worried for a while, but the next second, he found that his mother and Sieve were both looking at Thor with shocked faces.It turned out that at some point, Thor became a blonde beauty, with a graceful figure convex and backward, not to mention, it was still the so-called pure desire Internet celebrity face of the earth, but the black hair that came out of her mouth slightly affected her image ......