"Wade, did you notice anything wrong?"
The pitch-black Batmobile sped through the waterlogged streets, and the neon lights outside the windows were like fast-moving spots of light, illuminating Batman's face from time to time."
Yes, I found that the homeless people in Gotham are too rich, and I want to vote for them."
Deadpool, with his hands in surrender and his face against the Batmobile window, replied that he was on his way to supper with Batman.Bat said before that he would invite Wade to dinner when he came back, although Deadpool ate a little bit at his cousin's side, but it was forced into his throat by Thanos, and he didn't even have time to chew it, and he didn't taste anything!
And now he was talking about what he had just found on the side of the road, of a homeless man in an alley who had come out of his cardboard house in the middle of the night, singing and dancing with a lot of money in his hand, and couldn't help but be overjoyed.Wade could be sure that the green money was genuine, probably in the million-dollar or so, but that was what made him feel strange.It is understandable to say that a well-dressed and mysterious person dances in the rain with millions of dollars in the middle of the night.But the money was in the hands of a homeless man, who was dirty, smelly, and ugly, with his hair sticky and his dirt and armor cracked in the rain, and he obviously didn't look like a man who would have so much money.While Batman was driving, he investigated the information of the homeless man through portrait scanning, and within seconds, he checked the eighteenth generation of the other party's ancestors.After a glance, he said: "Jacob Benjamin, a veteran of the Iraq War, suffers from severe PTSD, has been an alcoholic and drug addict since leaving the army, has no other living relatives, and his family property has long been mortgaged to the bank, even if he doesn't even have a bank account. ”There are too many such people in Gotham, and there are many American GIs who don't know what they will do but kill people after they are discharged from the army, so they will shake the little reason left in their heads, thinking of trying their luck in Gotham.If you are lucky, you will become a high-level thug or mercenary, and if you have better ability, you can be a supervillain.And if you're unlucky, you don't know how people will die in Gotham.Maybe it was silently falling in some night rain, maybe it was stuffed into the sewers after a burst of gunshots, or maybe it was walking into utter madness without a sense of laughter."
He shouldn't have that much money, and it's cash, I know."
Deadpool buckled his butt and leaned back into the co-pilot's seat, "But maybe it's an adventure?"
Like picking up a black suitcase floating in a sea of in the sewers?
Or maybe he inadvertently summoned the fairy godmother when he was secretly crying, that is, to Cinderella" "I know the fairy godmother, and I know the story of Cinderella and the crystal slipper. ”Zorn Batman smiled and waved his hand, he clicked a few times on the center console, and played a country music: "But I don't believe in chance, things must have a cause and effect." ”Deadpool blinked, and the pair of small white dots on his mask flickered: "Listen to me, according to the fairy tale books, the fairy godmother is a chubby and happy old woman, plus I have never heard of the fairy godfather, so I conclude that she is a widow!"
”"Uh" Zon showed the same expression as the old man in the subway looking at his phone, and said that the godfather, that should also be a fairy.But Wade didn't stop, his rotten brain was not controlled at all, and continued: "This beggar may have inadvertently summoned a fairy godmother, and then was taken by a rich widow, you and I both know how terrible these forty or fifty-year-old mature women are, but our beggar friend used to be a soldier, and his physical fitness is still fine."
So after satisfying the other party, the fairy godmother left him a million overnight fees, so does everything make sense?
”"Ah, it does make sense, except that you made it all up."
Zorn let out a laugh, not obvious, but audible in the dark, "Heh, but your fairy godmother's statement has given me a little inspiration. ”"Hiss~~~~ I did hear my cousin say that Catwoman swept away all the liquidity of Wayne's business, and now your life is a little tight, but are you also going to find a rich woman to work part-time?
By the way, the rich women in Gotham are almost all members of the Owl Court, right?
”Deadpool is still a little regretful, he hasn't played with the bad women of the Owl Court yet, and he heard that there are women in the Claw Assassins, and they are still brainwashed painless warriors, so Wade has a bold idea.It can't be said that once that idea is said, NC17's movie rating is choking enough."
Don't be cranky, it's nothing to do with the court of owls and the sale of flesh, I'm talking about the ability of the fairy godmother, who in the fairy tale helped Cinderella to do what she wanted."
Zorn snapped his fingers and looked at the bat mechanical watch on the center console: "Although there is a limit of 12 o'clock in the night, it is necessary to help people make their wishes come true.""
I'd like a tacos, and a seafood soup, not the kind of soup that is flushed, thank you, Auntie."
Before Batman finished speaking, Deadpool was already like seeing a fairy godmother, his hands folded and began to close his eyes and make a wish, and he didn't know where to take out a black and white headscarf used by the nuns and put it on his head.The fairy godmother is a witch, she has nothing to do with the Crucifixion, and it can't be said that it has nothing to do with it, anyway, hundreds of years ago, the latter has always liked to barbecue witches.It was useless, there was no food at all, Wade squinted and peeked a few times, and after finding that his hand was still empty, he spread his hand towards the bat, indicating that the other party's reasoning was not accurate.There is no such thing as a philanthropic fairy master, let alone fulfilling his wishes, and he will not even give a piece of bread."
I want a chicken burger."
Zorn Batman tried it himself, and again, he didn't get food, which made him fall into thought, and after a moment, he pressed his pointed ear: "Alfred, help me check the numbers of the American Lotto announced tonight, how many people are in the grand prize?"
”"Okay, young master, you left me in Hawaii, it seems that you didn't completely abandon me."
Ah Fu's voice came from the pointed ears, and Deadpool also leaned over to eavesdrop, only to hear the sound of the butler crackling on the keyboard, followed by a strange sound from Alfred: "Hmm!
”"What's wrong?
Alfred. ”Zorn Batman uses a demonic voice to show concern, and the old butler should think of him as Bruce, but there is not much difference."
I found a strange thing, young master, the prize pool of this week's big lottery is more than 100 million dollars, but there are a total of 800,000 sets of numbers to bet on all the winning numbers, that is, each winner will share $125 equally, brackets, and pay taxes.""
An unprecedented winning rate."
Zorn nodded at Deadpool, Wade's nostril-picking hand paused, could it be that Batman just found himself secretly smearing his snot on the seat at this time Alfred's voice came again, and the old man said: "It's also an unprecedentedly low bonus, I don't know when you became interested in economic crimes, young master, but the prize pool of 100 million dollars is too little, maybe you shouldn't spend energy on such a trivial matter as chasing money, or investigate who sold 800,000 sets of winning numbers." ”"Working on it."
Batman cuts off the communication, he turns the steering wheel, and the fire-breathing Batmobile behind his ass draws a semicircle on the wet street, and then he says to Deadpool, "Let's go eat first, but we won't eat Russian food, how about Gotham's local food?"
”"Is there a steamed clown smiley piranha?"
Deadpool is in the mood.
(End of chapter)