"Oh, old iron, just now I suddenly tightened my chrysanthemum, and a bad premonition came to my rectum, as if something was wrong!
Deadpool, who was eating steak in a nightclub somewhere in Gotham, shuddered, and the ketchup bottle in his hand fell off, he turned his head to look at the empty box on the side, and muttered: "As a powerful mercenary, I don't know how many times I have been born and died, but my intuition is very sharp, even Peter's spider sense is not as good as mine's chrysanthemum sense, why do you say that?"
Because chrysanthemums can be used to, but spider sensing can't, so it's functionally lost, quack!"
「..."
It seems that a non-existent audience member said something, and Deadpool listens with his head tilted sideways for a moment, with a shocked expression.He secretly glanced at Batman not far away, and at this time, the bat was talking and laughing with a two-faced man in his arms, and the latter had a ghostly expression, obviously not adapting to the changes in Batman today, and his reaction was very funny.1 This is a nightclub under the hands of the two-faced man, after all, Wade wants to eat, and there is no restaurant open in the middle of the night, so the bat can only take him to the nightclub of an old friend.In Gotham, as long as you have money, you can get anything you want, let alone eat in a nightclub, or eat people."
What?
You all say there's more to it?
Hey, you know too much, don't you?
I can't talk about those tricks here, after all, minors are particularly easy to learn badly, if they know that hole A can also be used as a launch stand for fireworks, it will be bad, especially the continuous recoil when fireworks are launched, hiss, have you ever done *****?
Next time I'm for New Year's Eve I'd like to try the LA Bazooka
.
"「...""
What?
Superman *** dropped?
Wait, Lao Tie, isn't that a joke?"
Deadpool seemed to see some new barrage, his expression became serious, and pus grew from the skin on his rotten face, "And the enemy's ability made his family forget about his existence?
Is there such an evil sect?
Wiping his face, Wade nodded in affirmation, "Yes, I'll ask Batman about this, maybe he will react too."
With that, he stared at the bat not far away, and Zorn's instincts were very sharp, and when he felt the burning gaze, he felt as if he felt a third-degree burn on his back, and immediately turned his head to make eye contact with Deadpool."
Thanks, Harvey, it's okay if I don't know the "blank" news, thank you for the supper, I'll take off my uniform tomorrow during the day, and then check out for you, right?
Don't look at me like that, I know you know who I really am, Gotham's unspoken rules, everyone knows who Batman is, but they won't say it, it's fun, let's just keep it up.You go and get busy with the business of the store first, I have something to do here.Batman slapped the two-faced man on the butt and laughed and joked with his old friend, but the latter gasped, quickly pulled out a coin and tossed it, and whispered to himself."
The positive side is that I'm dreaming, and the negative side is that I'm not waking up......
Ding!"
The coin was flicked high by his thumb, spun and fell back into the two-faced man's hand, he glanced down, then nodded in relief, and walked away with a strange smile: "It turned out that I was sleepwalking, hehe, hehehe......"
Seeing that his old friend was scared and mentally abnormal, Batman shook his head helplessly, but he didn't explain anything, but returned to the booth box, sat next to Deadpool with Erlang's legs crossed, and hooked his shoulders with Deathknell's cousin: "It seems that my friends suspect that I have become a laughing bat, alas, it doesn't look like it at all, I'm so much better than that perverted madman.Forget it, no matter, you call me something?
Is two servings of steak not enough?
Why don't you try his macaroni stewed seafood, the local seafood in Gotham is very hygienic, and it tastes like a chemical taste of disinfectant water, I strongly recommend it, hehe."
Bruce wouldn't eat Gotham seafood, but Zorn thought it tasted funny.In life, people always have to try everything, even if it is diarrhea or genetic mutations, it is also evidence of people's lives.This is very important for Zorn, whose life is very limited."
Well, I'll talk about eating chemical waste later, batman, I have a special, very serious question for you."
Deadpool didn't laugh, and as a sign of seriousness, he spat out half of the meat in his mouth, because he always lost his teeth because of oral cancer, so chewing food was always difficult: "Do you remember Superman?
After saying that, he stared nervously at Batman's ass chin, as if he could tell from there whether Batman was lying or joking, this is Deadpool's special thinking logic, because he heard that the nose of a liar will become longer, so when the nose takes all the skin off his face, the groove in the middle of the ass chin should be flattened, right?"
Who?
Batman blinked his eyes, grinned and touched Deadpool's thigh, and got a hand of slimy blood through his pants, which he wiped under the table without care: "I know Supergirl, Super Boy, Super Boy, Super Supreme, Red Son, Supermaster, Ultimate Man, Bizarro, Superman, Superman, Superman, Superman, probably a few hundred people with the word "Superman, but the word Superman?"
in their codenames.Never heard of it."
Hey, even you've been tricked.Deadpool inhaled sharply from his nostrils, then swallowed a large mouthful of spittle or sputum, possibly snot, "Even you forgot about Superman, is that troublesome, like he never showed up?"
This is equivalent to zero popularity, is it really hanging, there will be no more opportunities to cheat corpses from the grave......
Wait, not necessarily, let's try the idea, Batman, who are the seven leaders of the Justice League?""
You mean the so-called Big Seven, right?
Actually, I don't agree with this kind of evaluation from the outside world, because everyone in the Justice League should be equal.Zorn seemed to realize something, his crossed legs were lowered, and his expression became more serious: "But since you asked, I'll try to say, I, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Aquaman, Cyborg, Martian Hunter."
After speaking, he also held his palm and motioned to Deadpool to evaluate whether he really missed someone.However, Deadpool's response was to hold up a finger and signal Batman to wait, and with his other hand he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, speed dialed it and put it to his ear, and immediately said like a cannon after the other party connected, "Hello, is it the big-bellied mercenary insurance company?"
I'm your client Wade Wilson, and I'd like to ask if my personal accident policy is still active if I go missing and none of you remember my existence?
Is there a project that can be insured, even if I don't exist?
No, it's not a prank, hey?
Feed?
…… Fack!
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Hang up the phone, I'll blow up your company when I turn around!"