"Are you sure he's alive?
Why don't you hold him and let him smell your armpits?"
In the middle of the snowy world, there was a small cave, and at this time a wisp of green smoke came out of the mouth of the cave, and the damp wood in the land fire was not burned too much, and there was a spicy smell in the air.Not long ago, several survivors of the Aesir Protoss dug up a coffin in the Asgardian dimension of the DC universe, and there was a bearded man in the coffin, who thought it was a dead martyr, but Torfi said that the other party still had a breath and wanted to rescue him.So the group found a small cave sheltered from the wind and lit a fire to see if they could get him back.Thor was up and down with the bearded man, and there was almost no artificial respiration, but the other man's chest did not rise and fall at all, so Loki had this question, because in her opinion, even if this person was not dead, he should be dead if he was rubbed by his stupid brother for such a while.This is an ordinary human being, can he still survive being surrounded by a brown bear?"
Definitely, I can feel it.Thor didn't give up, his hand resting on the man's red chest, feeling the faint heat: "It's a little less for an ordinary human to wear only a bearskin cloak at minus sixty degrees, but he's still alive.And what do you mean by armpits?
Wait, it makes sense, he's a warrior, does he wake up with the familiar smell of sweat?"
As he spoke, Thor raised his arm and sniffed his armpits, which smelled similar to the spice cumin, a little spicy to the eyes, but it did seem to be quite refreshing."
Uh, when I didn't say, stop smelling my armpits, it's disgusting, now the question is how many years has he been buried in a coffin?
There's no need to rescue, right?
Loki leaned against the entrance of the cave and threw a small piece of bark into the campfire, watching a puff of sparks being splashed, she tilted her mouth: "We are here to find a way to speed up the growth of our World Tree, not here to teach an ancient human, you see, he doesn't even have shoes, how can a serious person wrap a pile of torn leather on his feet now?"
The homeless people on Earth don't wear it like this, and they also know how to put a plastic bag on it.Let's go, brother, let's do a good deed and burn him, and then go find the World Tree.Loki, who plays with her nails, is not against saving people, but she is more realistic, knowing that even if you want to save a zombie, it will be a useful zombie to be saved, right?
The man who was fished out of the coffin was a bearskin cloak, a pair of broken leather wraps, and a pair of cowhide trousers.Nothing else, nothing else, nothing in the true sense of the word.Saving this kind of person can't see the possibility of getting a reward at all, isn't it a pure waste of time?
If it weren't for her mother's support for Thor to try to rescue her, she would have left because of her impatience, and even if she is standing guard patiently now, Loki still has a nose that is not a nose and an eye that is not an eye, and her mouth is full of yin and yang.But the topic of the earthless people he just talked about suddenly reminded Seve who was busy boiling hot water with melting snow.When it comes to plastics, she thinks of the insulating sheath of wires when she is often in contact with live streaming equipment these days, and then she thinks of the earth where people will use electric defibrillation to save patients.The dying man in everyone's hands, his problem seems to be that his heart is not beating, and there is only a little heat in his chest, so in this case, electric shock will be useful to him, right?"
Thor, summon the thunderbolt and try.Sive's eyes widened, and he walked over to Thor and said his plan, "I think the electrical stimulation might be able to get his heart beating again.""
Well, I've always used electricity to kill people, and it's the first time I've used electricity to save people, are you sure you can?
Thor looked at his hands, and then at the middle-aged man lying on the ground, a little worried, afraid that he wouldn't be able to control the strength of his hands."
Try it, anyway, if you just electrocute him into coke, then we can save the funeral thing.Loki whistled with his head sideways, looking indifferent, but secretly took out his phone behind his back, ready to take pictures of his brother's murder scene, and turn around and show it to the Avengers.You must know that the Avengers are a team with humans as the main member, and they are very sensitive to the relationship between gods and humans, so if they see the scene of Thor killing an innocent homeless man, the stupid brother will probably be expelled from the team, right?
Thor looked at his mother...... who was a little unsure of his idea, and Frigga who was resting on the stone nodded to him, and the queen of heaven said that she could give it a try, she had a bad premonition, thinking that now was not the time for everyone to waste time, whether it was successful or not, it was the life of this man, he was originally sealed in an ice coffin, buried in the ground and waiting to die, didn't he?
With his mother's approval, Thor has no psychological burden, he doesn't like to listen to Odin, but he is a good son of his mother.After losing Mjörnir, Thor realizes in the gladiatorial arena of Saka that he is not a hammer god or an axe god, but a god of thunder, and that he does not need to use any external objects to invoke the power of thunder and lightning.He raised his palm, his five fingers apart, and immediately his hand was filled with a rich white electric light, he pinched the electricity into a ball, and then slapped it at the heart of the man on the ground!"
Ahem, ahem!"
The man on the ground bounced up after being shocked, his bones shining like light bulbs, a natural reaction of high-voltage electricity passing through his body, but he did spit out a puff of black smoke in his mouth and sat up sharply, as if he had just woken up from a nightmare."
I'm not dead?
Where is this?
Who are you?"
The strong man in the bearskin cloak can be said to be very quick to calm down, or he is very fond of the appearance of Thor holding him, and he asks three questions in Old Norse."
Haha!
You're alive!
I am Thor, the god of thunder of Asgard, my brother Loki, my mother Frigga the queen of heaven, and my friend Seph, the Valkyrie.Wiped his beard with his big hand, wiping away the frost from Haqi, Thor put his hands on the other party's shoulders, patted the muscles that were still a little stiff, and laughed, "Relax, mortal, we saved you, and we don't need your repayment."
No, you still want to, tell me who you are and why you are buried in the snow of Asgard?"
Loki didn't expect to actually let Thor save someone, what kind of shit luck is this?
But in that case, let's see if we can extract some value from this man, such as intelligence or something.
Having seen Thor, you're not him."
The man who was rescued was also a straight gut, he opened his mouth to deny Thor's identity, and then looked at Loki with a somewhat frightened look: and the god of cunning, he should be the brother of the god king Odin, why ......
"Ah, it may be a little difficult to explain to you about the parallel world."
Loki walked over from the hole and crouched down with her skirt lifted, "Anyway, you just answer our questions and wait for God's decision, who will allow you to question us?"
Be careful that I kill you.Hearing Loki say this, the man in the bearskin cloak showed a relieved look, and he felt the familiar chaos and darkness from Loki, so he spoke: "You're right, my god, then allow me to introduce myself, I'm Joel Haraldson, the Viking prince, and I'm honorably killed in the battle with Edwald Olafson, and I'm going to Valhalla......
Or rather, that's how it should be."