"Hi, wife, sister-in-law, and brothers.Deadpool didn't seem to see anything wrong at all, he pulled his hand out of Death's collar and waved it to greet everyone loudly, "I've made money today!"
My cousin just gave me money again, and asked me to come to Gotham for dinner with death, originally said to go to the Iceberg Restaurant, but unfortunately they are not open for business now, so we just wandered the street and prepared to find a snack bar.Oh my God, and you guess I found something terrible along the way?
It scares you when you say it, it turns out that Gotham of such a big size doesn't actually sell burritos, it's like going to the toilet without toilet paper, no, it's not that there is no toilet paper, but all the toilet paper has a hole in the center.Do you know what I mean?
It's the kind of thing you can make do, but that's what it means to make do.By the way, I haven't introduced it to you yet, this is the goddess of death, how to say, it's my good friend.When he said that he was a good friend, he avoided Xia Qila's gaze a little weakly, and looked down at his shoes, as if he had stepped on dog shit just now.In fact, he just short-circuited his brain, and only then did he remember that he was married, and his wife was in front of him, but his mistress was by his side, even if he knew that Xia Qila would not mind, but he was still somewhat weak-hearted.Murderers generally don't talk much, and Ghostface, who talks a lot of nonsense, wants to talk to Deadpool, but is pulled back by Miles.Because Deadpool was talking too much, and before everyone could say anything, he chattered a lot in the voice of a rotten male duck, which made people have a headache, and it was even more endless to talk to Ghost Face."
Hello, hehe, I'm death."
The goddess of death was full of red light at this time, how could there be any signs of being kidnapped before, she was very happy, her mouth was greeting everyone, but her eyes looked at Xia Qila, and smiled crookedly: "You are the Queen of Succubus?
It's so beautiful, and the strength is good, oops, I forgot to explain, I borrowed your husband and sister, you won't be angry, right?
We really didn't do anything, you're not going to be jealous, are you?"
While saying nothing, death rubbed against Wade coquettishly, even wrapping his thighs.Hallie's mouth suddenly opened into an O-shape, she didn't know where to complain, after all, in her impression, the concept embodiment should be a particularly serious and powerful existence, but this death mouth, the full smell of green tea, reminded her of how those girls on the cheerleading team in college grabbed their boyfriends."
This is also...too Bichi, is it really necessary for the little bee to save this kind of woman?
Didn't you say before that she and that big purple guy were a couple?
How to ...... now?"
Of course I don't mind, Lady Goddess."
Xia Kela is not a mortal, even if she sees what happened to her husband and ex-girlfriend, she doesn't mind at all, and even wants to participate: "It's still my honor that you are willing to be worthy of my sister."
There is nothing wrong with her response, after all, it is all a personal choice, and outsiders are not qualified to evaluate.But Death suddenly lost her interest, and she took her thigh off Deadpool's waist, and the reason was very simple, because some things were delicious only if they were eaten by others, and if they were to be enjoyed by themselves, the taste would be weakened.The goddess under the black robe completed her transformation in an instant, from the original charming beauty, to a snow-white skeleton, and her jaw moved a few times: "Okay, Xia Kela, you are more compatible with Wade than I imagined, but now, it's not a good time for us to have an in-depth exchange, and this is not a good place to talk."
It's not that death is afraid of rain, it's mainly that the rain here smells of chemical waste, which doesn't smell good, and she doesn't like it."
Hee-hee, that's right, finding a place to eat is the first priority."
Hallie raised her hand to join the conversation, and she carefully looked at death: "Let's go to the Iceberg Restaurant, don't worry, I know where the staff passage is, and there is a secret casino under the restaurant, which is open 24 hours a day all year round, there must be food, let's go, the penguin will definitely give me this face."
Hallie is also a person with a face, although her combat effectiveness is only average in Gotham, but what kind of place is this?
Maniacs are privileged here.How many psychopaths have received Harley's favor when Arkham was being treated, such as helping them figure out some things that they couldn't figure out before, such as making their faces smile again, such as helping them research more psychological tactics to kill people, and so on.Connections, in this city, are also values."
Awesome, my sister-in-law, it's really the heritage of a veteran Gotham relation."
Wade smiled and gave a thumbs up, and he breathed a sigh of relief that there was no Shura field: "I haven't had a good time when I came to Gotham a few times before, just working for my cousin, and being kicked home after work is over, it's not considerate at all.Speaking of which, friends, I'm going to be hungry, my cousin pulled out my intestines twice tonight, and the good things I ate on the flowing water table before I went out were all drained before they could be digested, alas!
Waste!
I was going to feed the cockroaches in my bowels to the cockroaches, but I left thinking about letting Slade settle the bill and forgetting about it, you say, environmentalists aren't going to doxx me online, right?""
Hee-hee, hee-hee, do you feed the cockroaches?
It's fun, but there's always a chance, eat first, and eating is the most important thing."
Harley was sure that Xia Kela really didn't mind the existence of death, because by this time the purple-skinned Succubus Queen had already started chatting with death hand in hand, and although the topic was not nutritious, the tense smell of green tea before was gone.After the goddess of death became serious, she really looked like a god, she seemed to have a split personality, and she was dignified and generous at this time.Little Jelly Bean scratched her head, her long slippery hair made her scalp itch a little, she couldn't understand why a concept was embodied, there would be emotions such as "like" or "hate", wasn't that human nature?
But these have nothing to do with her, the task given to her by the little bee is to act as a tour guide today and accompany people around Gotham.Now there are two more people, it doesn't matter, anyway, how can any tour guide dislike his own group members?"
Okay, I'm relieved to have you say that, we are all unfamiliar with each other, and it is difficult to go out."
Deadpool pretended to look up at the sky forty-five degrees in a deep voice, like this so that the tears would not fall, because then the crown would fall: "Let's go, can I eat a few lobsters?"
I've heard from the old ironmen that the Penguin was killed by the Laughing Bat, and then he was resurrected thanks to my cousin, so we can eat white food, right?"
Harley pulled the two girls in front of her to lead the way, and when she heard Deadpool's words, she shook her head, her wet ponytail dropping everywhere, and a classic smile appeared on her face, "Don't bother; It doesn't matter how much we eat, it's on Batman's account anyway."