In fact, these guys in the Black Lake, the scientific name should be called mermaids.It's just that they are too ugly, too far from the mermaids in fairy tales, with sharp teeth and bulging eyes, which only reminds Su Ming of the monsters that can call Azeroth, so he has always called them mermaids.Hermione was purely led astray by him, and also used this name, if this statement was told to other wizards, it would only confuse them, and it could be regarded as a secret word between master and apprentice.However, although the name was wrong, she was not mistaken, about a hundred meters in front of the two of them, there was a special red algae forest at the bottom of the lake, where some fish-people seemed to be hunting.Both merfolk and fish-people have to eat, and they mainly feed on fish, but unlike humans and wizards, they like fishy food, just like the bait that fish like to eat, and most people can't accept it.Su Ming doesn't play fishing, but he knows some anglers, and he heard that some fish like to eat smelly fishy, if it doesn't taste good enough, people won't take the bait.Obviously, the fish people are similar to the fish in this aspect, which made Su Ming's face show an evil smile, he gently opened the gift box in his hand, and then activated the Force to push the water power and pushed the gift box out.You can see that the black gift box is inconspicuous in the lake, and in an instant it is above the heads of the fishmen, and Deathstroke puts his finger on his lips and makes a 'shh, gesture), signaling the students not to speak, and wait and see.It is not surprising that the fish people have fallen on their heads something that clearly belongs to humans, after all, the young wizards of Hogwarts often throw things into the lake, such as clods of earth, stones, and potions, and they are all there, and they have long been used to it.And what came today is different, a big box, although I don't know what it is, but it's very 'fragrant!'
The fish people don't seem to have noses, they only have a small bulge like Voldemort's face, but their mouths are surprisingly large, and they should have evolved to eat live fish.In fact, their figure is very good, the streamlined shape of underwater creatures, the reason why they are ugly, is mainly that the distance between the eyes of the fish people is too wide, and the two bulging eye bubbles seem to be on both sides of the head.But now they see the box, and they sense the smell of the food in it.Knell specially prepared a box full of canned herring, durian, stinky tofu, and snail flour for them, and they had already opened it just now, and the strange smell touched the hearts of a group of fish people.In the distance, they immediately surrounded the box, their huge tails wagging as if they were dancing around the box, and each fish had a look of joy on their faces, probably thanking nature for its bounty.Don't expect a good fishman to return the props or food that fell into the water to the wizard, as long as something fell into the black lake, then they won't return it, the sense of territory is so strong."
Ah......"
Hermione shook her head speechlessly when she saw that the fish people were in a burst of joy and went to the gift box to take out the 'mush' they ate and put it into their mouths.In fact, the professor has calculated that if the fish people pick up someone else's gift box, don't touch the contents of it, but choose to return it to its original owner, or float to the surface to take a look, then there will be no poisoning.Now that they've stolen someone else's lost property, they deserve the poisoning, and even if they go to Professor McGonagall to file a complaint, the PE teacher is still invincible.He would definitely say that the gift was for a friend who likes to eat poison, but he accidentally fell into the water and was stolen by the fish, and he didn't invite them to eat it.So it's not poisoning.It's just that he deliberately made the box look like a gift box, and tied it with a beautiful ribbon, isn't this just digging a hole, and everyone wants to see what's inside, right?
He had been away from him for a few years, and the fishmen had probably forgotten his existence, and such a simple trap actually stepped into it with another fishtail.The drug worked super quickly, Hermione saw some changes in the expressions of the fish people, and she didn't know what poison the professor used, but all she could see was that the fish people covered their bellies one by one, and even lost the spear in their hands.They began to look anxiously from side to side, as if they wanted to go somewhere, but they lost their ability to move, and even when they swam, their bodies were too stiff to move.Just when Hermione thought they had fallen for a mischievous candy with the effect of the petrification spell, a fish-man trembled and let out a scream, the fish-man's voice was noise in the air, but when it traveled underwater, it was often a song, and now the song was full of pain and desolation.With a miserable song, the fish-man's tail spewed out a wisp of cloudy liquid, which mixed with the already dim black lake water, and seemed to turn the waters around them yellow."
Haha!
Look, Hermione, it's hilarious that the fish people eat Super Thunderbolt Invincible and shake their heads for fear of laxatives, isn't that polluting the environment?"
Seeing that the fish people ate their own embodied laxatives, shaking their heads and tails frantically, and collectively 'out of control' on the spot, Su Ming happily beat the mud at the bottom of the lake with his hands, and the smiles on the fishmen's original faces were transferred to his face.Hermione looked at him speechlessly, I guess only a professor would be so boring, playing a prank on the fishman, right?
But she still can't see far enough, the reason why it's called Super Thunderbolt Invincible Shake her head and be afraid of 'laxatives, how can it be so simple?
Channeling is just the beginning.Ordinary laxatives can only moisten the intestines, but this super laxative can also produce a large amount of gas in the victim's body, thus creating a high-pressure environment, so that the gas can be sprayed out of some narrow holes, forming a strong air flow, achieving a booster-like effect.Because each fishman accidentally leaked something out of their backs and polluted the waters around them, these fishmen surrounded by brown-yellow water bodies covered their mouths and noses at this time, which meant that an exhaust hole was blocked, and those high-pressure gases could only go through the hole at the other end of the digestive tract...
So just as the witch was about to say something, she heard a few dull roars underwater, and when she turned her head, she saw that it was a large number of bubbles spewing out from behind the buttocks of the fishmen, and they kept struggling, frantically shaking their long hair like aquatic plants, but the uncontrolled gas still pushed their bodies at high speed, shooting them out of the bottom of the lake like submarine-launched missiles!
Several figures trailed out of the lake screaming and screaming, and in a matter of moments, a large expanse of murky yellow water and the harpoons and baskets they had left behind.「… That's okay too?"
The girl had a black question mark on her face, she couldn't even imagine how the professor could come up with such a play, those fish people were too miserable, right?
Although it's hilarious, it's just "What's not to do?
My new quantum technology, can I still tolerate them?
Let's go, the excrement will spread over in a while, and we will have to get around the colored yellow water, haha!"
Su Ming smiled and grabbed the student's arm, turned around and walked in a big circle, heading towards the buildings in the distance under the water, but he was laughing all the way and seemed to be in a good mood.He has never been a good person, and he is even better at basing his happiness on the suffering of other inhuman creatures.