"Actually, the answer is in the newspapers, you only read the front page before, my animal friend."
The orangutan shook the newspaper in his hand and opened it for Batman to show the content behind, before Batman was too contemptuous of this thing, or he was affected by anger after reading the first edition.Most of the time, Batman is calm, but seeing another Batman turn into a poisonous bug, drunkard addict plus an internet celebrity hipster, still breaks through his psychological defenses.Especially since this Batman is still Damian, and everyone has experienced the Laughing Bat incident.For Batman, this codename is the key to maintaining Gotham's rule, and when Batman is no longer feared, then Gotham's sin and chaos will flow to the whole world.It's not that there are no villains on Earth 16, but everyone has become a villain, so they promote the legalization of a series of things such as drug trafficking, human trafficking, drunk driving, arms sales, etc., so that everyone can profit from these things, and on the surface create all kinds of Internet celebrities, all kinds of entertainment methods, in order to whitewash the peace.This is a situation even worse than Earth 0, because there are no superheroes left, and all that remains is a group of fools who have inherited the uniform, but not the righteous spirit of their parents.And these things are what make Batman the most angry, they have been betrayed, these people are still their own children.Of course, these things have nothing to do with orangutans, Batman doesn't need to care, and he doesn't want his teammates to waste time caring about such useless things, so Bobo directly opened the fifth page of the newspaper and showed the lace news on it.On the way here, he sat in the Batmobile, and the atmosphere was eerily silent, and he could only pass the time by reading the newspaper.But it was this action that made him find a clue, and the most conspicuous thing in this lace news was a bald girl with clear eyebrows, and she also held a string of bat-shaped keys in her hand, making a playful gesture of sticking out her tongue and winking.The caption reads – 'Guess who's in the Batcave?'
, the content of the news report is about Alex Luthor, formerly known as Alex, the smartest and most successful transgender person in the world, suspected of having a good time with Batman, and the two are frequently witnessed by reporters going in and out of Gotham together.During a New York Fashion Week catwalk, Alex was interviewed by a reporter who showed off the key to the Batcave, proudly showing off to the world and taking the photo, and all the words during the interview seemed to imply that she had become the hostess of the Batcave.The next news content is the backstory of Alex, as the son of Luthor, he has no mother since he was a child, so he became a mother, and gradually thinks of himself as a girl, and recently he uses his father's legacy of wealth and great wisdom to make the perfect sex reassignment surgery.He was originally a man, but now he is a woman, and his physiological functions are no different from that of a natural woman, and she is prettier, smarter, and understands men better, at least better than Jonathan.Damian met her late, because she used to be Jonathan's boyfriend, and later had an affair with the second-generation Green Arrow, and fell in love with Zatana's daughter.However, after contact, I found that the people of the Luther family are really smart, and I am afraid that there is no human on earth who can play better than her.So soon Batman was fascinated by her, and because of this, there was a little friction with Superman, and now Batman and Luthor's daughter have a very stable relationship and will soon get married."
So, guess how Damian proposed?"
The orangutan held the newspaper in front of his own Batman, and the implication was obvious.The authentic Batman could think with the dust on his toes that it must be the boy who came here with a transgender boy and changed the boot code of the brother's eye in front of her, as a way to show that the other party is more important in his heart than everything he has.This is 'I love you so much that I change the name of my ancestors,' it's really touching......
What a fart!
Now Batman accepts this fact with a blank face, and the fact that he has no emotions does not mean that he can forget about it, he just keeps it in his heart and then redoubles his efforts to resolve the incident.Wait until you have saved the Batman of this world, Damien, from the enemy, and then let him taste the loving iron fist of his father's isotope.Crackling, Batman begins to tap on the keyboard to investigate the intel and search for survivors, while also watching videos of various people being kidnapped, plus using the device to launch a blast communication to contact the lieutenant.He was very busy, but the orangutan next to him was smoking leisurely, smiling and smiling: "But Bat, you said that if you do this to Catwoman and change your Bathole password to Selena, will her determination to marry you not be shaken by the Joker?""
Dreaming."
Batman popped up this simple answer, and he didn't know if he was saying that changing the console password for Catwoman was a dream, or that the two got married was a dream, but it didn't matter, because he had already contacted the lieutenant and had already started to receive the latest information.The appearance of the monster, the parts of the human body, the prison where the kidnapped people were kept, and a series of other pieces of information were synchronized to him and Bobo, and then the rest was the words dictated by Deadpool, that is, Knell's plan.After reading the plan written in encrypted text, Batman still had no expression, just destroyed the information, and then continued to do his own thing.Bobo had some idea, and he asked the lieutenant, "Is Deadpool with you now?""
Yes, my hairy sexy little black iron."
Deadpool's head sticks in from off-screen, and he shakes his non-existent eyebrows, which are the two pieces of flesh under the mask, and then he strikes like an overlord and laughs, "The hottest red rose in the mercenary world, aha!
At your service, provided that the price is right, but if you don't have the money, then you can pay for it, suck!""
Ugh......
Is it appropriate to make such a joke on an elderly orangutan?"
Bobo was used to Deadpool's style, and he just took a puff of smoke to suppress his shock, and then regained his composure: "Besides, if I ask you to do anything, it must be on your cousin's account, because it is all his arrangement."
In the darkness, a light shone on the heads of the two of them, and the smoke slowly spread in the pillar of light, and the atmosphere was quite mysterious for a while."
Hey, okay, actually, I just feel a little itchy in my ass, so that's bullshit."
Seeing that the orangutan did not vomit, the disappointed Wade became serious, he chose to pick his nostrils with the thickest middle finger, and quickly said with a blood-stained nose very seriously: "What do you want to talk about with me, let's say it, I still have to eat, I haven't eaten in Sepulk, can you believe it?"
Sometimes my cousin really picks on the door to a certain extent, but fortunately he's not here today, but I can catch up with this wave, by the way, Diana is still here, if you need reinforcements, let her go?"
Before the orangutan could say a few words, Deadpool said dozens of words at the same time, and the super high speed of speech was a headache.But Bobo was prepared, he took out a bottle of motion sickness medicine from the inner pocket of his suit, and poured the wine from the small stainless steel jug, and poured it down with his neck tilted.