He knew he couldn't be in every corner at the same time, but he felt helpless when he saw people from all over the world being taken away by strange hands through satellites, and he was one step too late.But he understood very well that it was the enemy who wanted to give him this feeling.Wayne's mansion is impregnable for a short time, and there is no need to worry about any enemies who will be able to break through the defenses, unless they are the reincarnation of the Joker.As Bruce Wayne, he installed enough security equipment in his home, and as Batman, he multiplied the quality and quantity of these defenses tenfold.He's now able to keep himself and his teammates safe, but they're just a few of the human race, and if he's ever discovered anything from this period of intelligence gathering, it's that it's just beginning."
Batman, do you have paper?
I didn't bring paper!
It doesn't make my legs weak, but it's not because of my wife and girlfriend.In addition, the water of this underground river is too cold to wash my delicate ass, can you send me some paper?
By the way, you're so rich, you can't wipe your ass with gold leaf, right?
Can you understand me when I say toilet paper?
There is no other meaning, that is, you capitalists are really enviable, jealous and hateful. ”The bright light of the numerous screens shone on Batman's face, and he remained expressionless until a comical scream was heard from beneath the platform.Well, Batman wants to change his previous statement, and his teammates don't seem to be all human.He finally encountered another thing that he couldn't understand, that is, how did Death Knell endure such a relative?
Just thinking about spending Christmas with Deadpool makes Batman feel like a big problem.However, Deadpool is the only communication channel between himself and Deathstroke, so it is impossible for him to keep crouching by the river below......"
And then."
Through the direction of Wade's voice earlier, the Dark Knight took out a roll of toilet paper with a bat image on it from his belt and threw it at the rock wall beside him.With precise control of power, coupled with a sense of space, the roll paper bounced back and forth on the wall a few times in Diana's speechless gaze before falling into the darkness below the platform."
Phew, hey, what are you doing, the old man is very bad, I believe you are a ghost, you actually threw the paper directly into my mouth, is it really so accurate to hear the sound and distinguish the position?"
Deadpool can find words in it.His voice was a little hoarse, a little funny, a bit like a duck that had eaten too much salted fish, and like someone rubbing the glass with the corns on the soles of his feet, which was uncomfortable to listen to.This is not a problem for Batman, though.The more quiet the night, the more chaotic the Dark Knight's mind becomes, he will think too much about things, but the noisy environment will make him feel that he is still alive as a human.Now that Deadpool alone has five hundred ducks, Batman feels much better.Seeing that the bat finally spoke, Diana also approached the console, holding a can of canned fruit in her hand, which was a classic peach style."
Did you find it?""
Well, I have a plan."
Batman looked at Wonder Woman, and there was no emotion in his eyes: "It's just going to be a little risky." ”This statement made Xiao Dai a little surprised, because in the past, Batman never explained any risks in advance, he would only ask everyone to arrive at the designated place at the designated time, and then make the teammates of the Xili Lake Tu and the enemies of the same Xili Lake Tu get together.So she tentatively asked, "Can you tell me more about it?"
”"Yes, let's turn back the clock and go back to before these people were kidnapped, and then lead the Justice League here."
As if the sun was coming out of the west, Batman said his plan, which made Diana instantly understand that this was not Batman's plan, but another trap to tell the enemy......
Batman has never changed, he's still the same mystic, if it's to deceive his enemies, he can even lie to himself.But now it seems that there is no other way."
Hey, it's much better, refreshed."
Deadpool appeared at this time with his pants on, although he was still wearing a mask, but his comfortable expression couldn't hide it at all: "I just heard someone say time travel, right?"
I'm familiar with this, let's say, where do you want to go?
”With that, he patted his belt, yes, although the buckle with the little red and black head looked dirty and worn, it was a time machine.Although there are times when there are glitches, teleporting to the wrong place, not the right time, most of the time there is no problem.Should.And his belt was originally part of Batman's plan, and things were already arranged from the moment the Knell sent Deadpool appeared in front of him.The dark mercenary knew that the dark detective would see the slut, think of his information, and then think about time travel tactics, and everything would fall into place.Although it makes Batman feel as if he is also being manipulated by the death knell, it doesn't matter, the point is to save the world."
Time is here, see for yourself."
Batman gestured to the largest of them.At this time, the screen is playing video surveillance of the inside of the Batcave, but the time is a day ago, and the Batman of this world, that is, Mr.
Damian Wayne, is enjoying the afterglow of the party, which is simply the paralysis of alcohol and drugs, and the loneliness after the boisterous friends are gone.He was lying on the couch in a Batman uniform like a puddle of rotten meat, his feet dangling on the armrests."
Roger, but Bat Dude, I have to remind you a few words first, time travel is very prone to time paradoxes, if we travel to the past of this universe, then you can't contact people outside of us, and you can't contact yourself yesterday, you should be able to understand when I say this, that is, people can't themselves, not even the Flash can run laps in the speed plane."
Deadpool got serious, he put the remaining half roll of toilet paper into his pants pocket, and said solemnly as he picked his nostrils.Batman didn't answer, in fact, he was far more familiar with the timeline than the other members of the Justice League, and after Luthor invented the time machine, the bat, who always needed a backup plan, studied the theory of time.What Deadpool knows, he knows; And what Deadpool doesn't know, he still knows.Because he was Batman, he didn't say anything, just continued to stare at Deadpool with a blank face."
It's always good to have something to do, I'm ready."
Wonder Woman is gearing up, she can finally escape from this embarrassing situation, or it is more suitable for her to face the enemy, what kind of investigation, breaking the eucalyptus, what kind of theoretical research and other work, it is not something she can do at all.So both superheroes put their hands on Deadpool's shoulders at the same time, and nodded at the same time, and the slut suddenly shivered as if urine, and slapped his teleportation belt hard
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