The Titans went to the rental apartment in New York to find her, after all, it was a charter wife.After Harley left Gotham, although she also went to work at a psychological counseling clinic, she couldn't do it for long, and her monotonous and boring work life made her itch all over her body, and the people who came to her for medical treatment were too normal.I don't know if it's because the location of the clinic is not good, the store can be opened in a residential area, but the psychological clinic doesn't seem to be suitable.Most of the people who come to her for counseling on psychological problems are old men and old women, and their common problem is basically the same, that is, the children are too busy with work and rarely go home to visit them, so these people feel very lonely.Finding a psychiatrist is more like spending money to talk to someone, and although this is a lot of money, Harley always feels that it is too monotonous.There is no old man or old lady who is a serial killer who has been absconding for decades, and no one is a real psychopath with a potentially perverted personality.Everything was so normal and too peaceful, so she quit after about a month and became a full-time landlord.Before being captured by the suicide squad, she spent most of her time lying in her apartment, going out with Poison Ivy to do beauty or sunbathing, or surfing the Internet or watching dramas at home.This kind of life is better than going to work, she thinks."
She?
She wasn't there, saying she went out with Death Knell. ”The person who opened the door was Dandan, and the former villain was still a little scared to see the Titans, but he quickly adjusted, because he was retired and now lived in Harley's building, and he also worked part-time as a boilermaker.He's not the same person he used to be."
So Mr.
Dandan, did she say where she went?"
The Beast Kid reached out and touched the huge eggshell, as if wondering what kind of animal this egg was: "The Justice League has something to find her, and she is in a hurry." ”In fact, it was not a full Titan squad, Raven, Steelarm, and Nightwing stayed in the Hall of Justice, guarding the amo who fell from the sky, and the only ones who came out to look for Harley were Donna, Beast Boy, and Sea Boy.Somehow, although Mr.
Dandan's name is an honorific title, the word has a strange taste when it comes out of the mouth of the Beast Boy.When others talk about it, it's okay, and I don't feel anything special, but when this funny green-haired boy says it, it always feels like he's talking about something in his crotch.But what can be done?
Even when he was out there, Dandan was just an eighteenth-tier villain, and the only way to go was to surrender to the last superhero, not to mention that there are several now.So he could only endure it, invited the Titans into the small building, brought them into his basement to visit, and made them tea."
I've heard a little bit that Hallie was so happy when she came back one day that she took some clothes and took them away, and said that Deathstroke gave her a universe, a real universe."
Dandan, because he didn't have much money, had to rent the basement of this small building, which had no windows or ventilation fans, but had a boiler and a lot of coal.He can provide hot water for everyone all day by burning the boiler, so as to offset part of the rent, this environment with a super high carbon oxide concentration, if ordinary people live in, I am afraid that something will happen, but he is an egg, and he doesn't even have a respiratory system, so it's no problem."
Hey, I wonder if it's too late for me to have sex reassignment surgery now?"
The Beast Kid gasped, and he asked Garth beside him a little expectantly, obviously excited.As a superhero, although he is still very young, he knows very well what a universe represents.Although the last time I saw the death knell, I felt that this person from another world was very powerful, but I didn't expect to become a super elder so quickly, so I was directly gifted the universe by the elder, which is equivalent to saving decades of struggle.Even these decades of struggle have not necessarily been able to have that extent.Garth looked at the beast boy carefully, raised his hand to pinch his hairy chin and turned it left and right, opened his mouth and checked his teeth, and shook his head in disappointment: "I'm afraid not, even if you are transgender, Death Knell should not look down on you, because you are too ugly and too hairy." ”Hearing this, the beast boy was not convinced, he slapped off his teammate's hand, and touched his fur with a look of pity: "You don't understand, you are still young, you don't know that for those adults who are dark enough, hairy boys are more energetic." ”"Hey, when you say that, I kind of doubt you've been there......"
Gaston shuddered, moving his ass a little farther away from the little green man, because today's beast boy is a stranger to maturity."
Go, go, I've never experienced that, at most, I've been abused by my family, don't think about it, otherwise the next time you go to the bathroom, you'll find that all your toilet paper has been smeared with chili sauce by me, and it's ......"
The boy in the red tights, but the skin color is green, is an optimist, and he deliberately imitates the villain's laughter, so the two good friends fight again, because Garth finally knows how the chili sauce on his toilet paper came from last time.Donna, who is mainly responsible for talking to Dandan, has been silent, and a sentence has always echoed in her mind, which is what Big Dan said in a breezy and flat sentence.The death knell gave Hallie a world, the death knell gave Hallie a world, and the death knell gave Hallie a world......
It's not that I'm jealous, but there's always something wrong in my heart, in fact, Knell also sent a world to my sister, although that world is Maia who wants to dump the pot on a man, and it's a small magical dimension.Diana didn't accept it in the end, and still gave it back to Bobo, but now it's good, Hallie has a world, but her sister doesn't have it, obviously her sister came first, and she feels a little sorry for Diana."
Would you like a snack?"
Dandan rubbed his mechanical arm on the side, because he had no legs, he could only sit on a disc like a metal octopus all the year round, and replace the role of his hands and feet with metal hoses, which were still removed from the old shower: "I have seaweed sprinkled with sesame seeds here, and some mayonnaise, I promise they haven't expired." ”"No need."
This inquiry brought Donna's thoughts back to her, and she looked at Dandan's miserable living environment, where a reformed supervillain could only live: "You can keep it for yourself, the seaweed will be mixed with more boiling water to make soup, and it will be more satisfying." ”The huge egg has cartoon-style facial features, and this egg head showed a sudden expression of realization at this time: "It turns out that there is still this way to eat, it is worthy of a first-line superhero, what a good idea, thank you, Wonder Girl." ”"Don't thank me, I learned it from my senior classmates when I was in college, and her family is also very poor, so she often buys a hamburger from the school cafeteria at noon, takes out the vegetable leaves, eats the bread and meatloaf, and saves the vegetable leaves for the evening to drink in the soup, which keeps her in good shape."
Donna stood up and motioned to her two teammates to stop messing around outside and that it was time to go."
I see, what an amazing person who invented this way of eating, do you still have her contact information?
I want to learn more money-saving tips from her. ”Mr.
Dandan suddenly became interested, he wanted to make friends with the money-savers, and now that he is not in the villain circle, he has to think more about life."
No, she died after graduating from college, and the cause of death was perennial malnutrition......
But she was still so beautiful at the farewell ceremony of the corpse, and she really looked thin in a skirt. ”Donna put on her hooded cloak to cover the sword and shield behind her back, and finally looked at the big egg: "But don't worry, you should be fine if you follow this recipe, after all, you are an egg." ”She inadvertently began to imitate the way of the death knell and told bad jokes, completely oblivious to the psychological trauma caused to the inhuman creatures.If Dandan had teeth, he would have crushed them, but if he didn't, then there would be no problem.