"Here it is."
Batman and his party, who hid in the wild until dark, finally returned to Gotham, which is still a fishing town.He must try to avoid the possibility of exposing himself, because in this day and age, violently infiltrating and injuring anyone could lead to an uncontrolled shift in the future of Earth-16.It's best to do things quietly now and then quietly leave."
Oh, I've been in the woods in the wild for so long, my blood is going to be sucked up by mosquitoes, you know, for me with ulcerated skin, mosquitoes are really a big problem, after being bitten, you say scratch or not, right?
If you don't scratch it, your heart will itch, but if you scratch it, the 'bitter tea' will lose a large piece of skin. ”Deadpool followed Batman, stealthily acting like a dog thief entering the village, but still muttering about what had happened in the previous two hours.For him, there is no difference between the 19th century and primitive society, especially when Batman goes out to do tasks, and there is no mahjong or playing cards in the bat belt?
This is far worse than my cousin, which is simply typical of only working and not playing, although the bat has not become stupid, but he has indeed become crazy.And Diana, the queen of the palace, didn't understand what her cousin's 'bitter tea' was, she just asked: "But if the skin that has been bitten by mosquitoes is torn off by you, will it not itch?"
”Theoretically, the small packet of mosquito bites is on a certain piece of skin, and when that piece of skin is detached from the human body, the nervous system is completely necrotic or severed, of course, it cannot transmit the itching sensation."
No, sister-in-law, have you ever heard a word called 'phantom itch'?
Even though the skin left me, I could still feel it itching in the distance, hiss, and now I'm itching again. ”Wade invented a word himself, but the way he squeezed his eyebrows and spoke really made it difficult to tell if he was talking nonsense."
Well, is there a possibility that it's because you haven't showered in too long?"
Kind Diana reminded him that even though Deadpool didn't smell particularly strong today, it was like durian heated in the microwave and mixed with canned herring with baby vomit."
Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Deadpool waved his hand, as if he was wiping the invisible glass in front of him: "I went to Hawaii last summer, and I swam on that cousin's island, so I guess I took a shower, right?"
”He seriously recalled, making sure it wasn't too far from the last time he took a shower.This is the case, the flesh and skin on my body are festering every minute because of cancer, even if I take a shower in pain, I may have just turned off the water, and a large pus burst out of my body somewhere.If it's a little dirty, wash it, do you still want to work?
Do you want to live anymore?
So Deadpool's approach was based on the principle of sanitary napkins, and he bought hundreds of uniforms online to keep at home.If you want to go out on a task, or if you want to participate in some important occasion, you can replace it with a new one and sell the old one.He also has some fans, and they want his original flavor, so the uniform he wears may not sell for too much money, but it is a good entry.This way, the new clothes will stay clean for a little longer, at least until they are full of soup and baked in the sun.Probably, Wade himself can't smell it, so he can only guess."
Alright, that's the end of the chat."
Batman stopped at a construction site on the edge of town, first crouched down behind a wooden shack, motioned for the two to hide first, and he wanted to talk about the plan: "This is the first construction of the Gotham sewers, let's go down." ”Well, that's it, it's gone.Why would Batman know what this place is for?
Why was he sure that the sewers were built at this time?
What was he going to look for in the unformed sewers?
There was no explanation, but Diana was used to it, and Batman didn't say that she needed to fight, so she just nodded and pulled her cloak over her shoulders.As for Deadpool, he not only understood, but also began to whisper to a place where no one was on the side, just like some investigative reporter, after infiltrating the drug cartel, while broadcasting live on the drug trade, he also whispered a recording and commentary: "This old iron is right, if you act with Batman, don't expect to get too much explanation, even if you ask him for specific details, he will not necessarily answer, let alone hope that he will take the initiative to explain." ”“.”
The non-existent audience seems to have said something."
Hee-hee, mysticism is like this, it just doesn't explain, the main one is for others to guess and play, speaking of which, I haven't played a crossword puzzle for a long time, marriage is really a siege, oops, my waist seems to be starting to sore again
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"“.”
Silent communication."
Ah, if any of you are going to travel to Gotham in the future, remember this when you are worried about your life or hunger, and go to Batman, he especially likes those who can guess part of his thoughts in the 'unknown source', and reserve a place for this person in the 'figure display case' in Arkham Asylum, including food and treatment, all of which belong to the Wayne Group."
If it weren't for the fact that his cousin had bound The Flash in advance, and the timing of arriving on Earth 0 was more appropriate, I am afraid that he and Batman would have to clash for a while, just for this hospitalization place.At this point, Deadpool waved his hand and didn't talk about it for a while, because Batman had already moved, and he left the cover of the small shack, as if in an instant he arrived at the entrance of the cave in the dark, which looked like a mine, and there were manual minecarts and supporting tracks.It's just that instead of ore, people push out during the day, but dirt and some human bones.I don't know if I said it before, there is a scrap yard in the center of Gotham's old town, yes, everyone's location is almost there now, and I don't know who chose it, digging a well here, maybe because it's easier to dig.Both the sewers were repaired and the Great English archaeology was completed.Indians love gold teeth, and many corpses are buried with weapons from their previous life, you know what this means, right?
Batman heard Deadpool's muttering, but he didn't bother to pay attention to it, people who often deal with psychopathy are more experienced, and now his focus is more on the tunnels.Because this is also relatively unfamiliar territory for him.There are three systems of sewers in Gotham built at different times, and the oldest one was rebuilt long before he was born.But there is one thing that was excavated during this project.Patriarch Edmund Wayne recorded that event in the family memorabilia, which had a big impact on future Gotham.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at Deadpool shaking his head behind him, as if he could see another man behind him through him.That person, does he even count this?
(End of chapter)