"This is a bad time, I can't hire some Mexicans, tsk, mercenaries are really not good, I'll have to ask Batman to pay me later."
He opened fire quickly as he ran to his sister-in-law's side, put away one of his two guns, and swapped out a katana for a combination of near and far defense.Of course, his martial arts are much worse than Diana's, and he is a bit of a scramble in the fight, but as long as he exchanges injuries with these red-haired monsters with sharp teeth and sharp mouths, he will only win in the end."
Mexicans?"
His arrival caused Wonder Woman's stress to plummet, and the monsters seemed to be very obsessed with the smell of Deadpool, and many of them rushed towards him, so that Little Dai had a chance to speak."
yes, oops, what are you doing."
Deadpool hacked a red-haired monster that had bitten his ass to death, grumbling, and then simply put away his other gun and brandished his twin knives: "It's a subcontract, did Slade tell you something about our mercenary business?"
”Diana's Vulcan Sword is also better than Deadpool's carbon and steel twin blades, and she also has a shield for defense, so she glanced back at the fencing ancestor behind her before continuing: "No, I'm not interested in those, mercenaries are similar to assassins, it's a very old profession, but that doesn't mean it's right, and your actions and your brother's actions are not legal in most countries." ”Well, just to talk about it, in fact, some of her own actions are not legal, such as bringing a sword to the street.If you were an ordinary American, walking down the street with a screwdriver could be caught by the police for public possession of a lethal weapon, and if the person was unfortunate enough to be a person of color, it would not necessarily be caught, but the probability of having a dinner at home would be very high.The law or something, for superheroes, it's all over if you listen to it, respect it when you make a public statement in the media, it's okay in private, Xiao Dai doesn't care about this at all, she said this to Deadpool, just a joke."
Actually, the mercenary business is legal in the United States, and I am attached to a bar to take orders, and there is a name for a security company there, and there is a defense contractor qualification recognized by the United States."
These little red-haired monsters have no blood, and they feel like cutting vegetables, not even fruits, because they have no juice, and Deadpool slashes them wildly while explaining to his sister-in-law, who is not keen on money: "The subcontract is actually very easy to understand, for example, I took an order at a bar, and it turned out that the employer needed a bit more manpower, in this case, there are two options."
Either find some other mercenaries to cooperate, and everyone will share the money, but then the money I get will definitely be much less; The second option is to go to the long-distance station or the building materials market, hire a few Mexicans who are looking for work, and they don't have to do anything, just fill out a registration form, and I'll give each of them twenty dollars a day. ”This is also a conventional means, for example, an employer wants to hire someone to protect his wife and children for a few days, but their daily movements are different, women go shopping and children go to school, it is not a road, which must require more than one person to work.That's when Mexicans, who are cheap laborers, come in handy, especially if they're smuggled in and can't do most serious jobs.Diana didn't know what to say about Deadpool's statement, this is an area that she usually can't touch at all, because the ecology of Mexican smugglers is too dark.As the princess of Paradise Island, she can't say that she doesn't know the suffering of the world, she can understand the poor people, but her eyes stay on the bright side at most, some dark things, she usually can't notice.Who called her lifestyle very much like an otaku, when she has a task, she follows Zhenglian out of the task, and when she doesn't have a task, she hides in a university in the UK to play sculpture, if it weren't for Donna's frequent shopping with her, she can eat and live in her own art classroom.Wade would tell her about these topics as jokes, and she would definitely not respond, but Hallie might have preferred immigration jokes, because Gotham is a city of immigrants, and crazy people from all over the world like to come here.At this point, the two men behind them also divided the winner, to be more precise, the scaffolding could not support the two people jumping on it in a row, one of the planks shifted, and Jack stumbled and slid down, rolling into the abyss made by the drill.Before falling, he also said his last words on the edge of the cliff: "Curse you, Edmund Wayne, I curse your family, your city, hahahahaha."
After that, he lost his last strength and let go and fell into the abyss, but when his face disappeared into the darkness, he seemed to be very happy when he saw him under the kerosene lamp, always with a strange smile.
However, Edmund apparently didn't have time to pay attention to the death of his old rival, and he also came to Wonder Woman and Deadpool with his sword and fought alongside them.His weapon is obviously not suitable for the battlefield environment, and the nobles can use it as decoration, or use it to fight with other nobles, but in the case of one-to-many, it should not be as good as the mace, but it is good that he has this heart.It's just that he seems to only have Diana in his eyes, and he doesn't seem to see the foul-smelling Deadpool, and he doesn't specifically avoid it to maintain the maximum politeness."
Good evening, ma'am, I notice you might need some help?"
Although it was very difficult for the weapon in his hand to pierce the monster, he still maintained a calm and breezy expression on his face, as if he was not the one who struggled to dodge the monster's attack."
Take care of yourself and stand back!"
Diana didn't know how to communicate with Batman's ancestors, mainly because she was worried that saying too much and making too many mistakes would affect the future timeline, so she immediately ordered the man to withdraw from the battle line.This is very reasonable, as an Amazon warrior, it is also appropriate for women to rush to the front."
Well, I guess these weird little monkeys aren't the species I've seen before, they're really weird."
Edmund is as good as a stream, he is not a brainless man, after all, he is an explorer and a scientist, and at the same time, he has a flexible mind and can also recognize the facts: "When they die, they don't have corpses, but turn into a puff of smoke, can you tell me what they are called?"
”"Oh, my old fellow, you can call them whatever you want, yes, yes, we've given you the naming rights for this new creature, aren't you?"
Deadpool reached out and pulled him behind him so he wouldn't accidentally hang up, and of course, didn't forget to joke with Edmund."
It's okay to call a man, you don't have to, old man, I'm only 32 years old this year."
Edmund put his sword back into its sheath and turned his head to look at the hole in the ground where Jack had fallen, but he didn't have any obvious emotion: "What do I think about calling them red monkeys?"
”"It's intuitive, and it's not artistic."
Deadpool smiled and gave a review, shaking his head and saying, "Why can't they be called red orangutans?"
”Edmund was also amused, he shook his head repeatedly, leaned against the scaffolding stake next to him and breathed calmly: "I said friend with a veiled face, you can't be the kind of person who can't tell the difference between a monkey and an orangutan, right?"
”(End of chapter)