Talking, meetings, things like that, Wonder Woman and Deadpool don't want to be involved, and it's up to Batman how to deal with Edmund.Obviously, the bat had been prepared for this, and he made up the identity of this era for the three of them, where they were born, what kind of experience they had, and why they appeared here.As for the ancestor asking why the three men were dressed strangely and carrying weapons, the explanation was that the three were actually from a traveling circus and traveled around the United States, and they were only armed to deal with the Indians who might appear at any time and attack everyone.In his mouth, Diana is the female strongman of the group, Batman himself is performing trapeze, and Deadpool is the clown who sets off the atmosphere, and his face is particularly ugly and very funny."
Wait, why am I a clown?
I'm obviously the protagonist of the story, okay, do you want to discuss it again?
”Deadpool, touching his arms and shoulders, didn't want to be taken for a clown, especially when the word came out of Batman's mouth, making him very insecure, like he would be beaten up and sent to Arkham in the next second."
Take off your mask and show it to Edmund."
Coldly, Batman leaned his head and gave the order, and the mercenary did so.Just because of curiosity, Edmund rushed out of the captain's room with his mouth covered, ran to the deck and vomited......"
His willpower is very strong, and most people will immediately lose their ability to move when they see Deadpool's face."
Diana also turned her head sideways, trying to avoid looking directly at her brother-in-law's rotten face, as if she was dealing with Medusa, the gorgon.Batman in the dark didn't speak, and there was no expression on his face, as if everything seemed to him to be taken for granted, because Edmund was also a member of the Wayne family, that is, the current conditions were relatively backward, and Gotham did not form enough atmosphere and environment, otherwise, he might be able to become Batman."
Another mortal who can't understand my handsomeness."
Deadpool sighed, put the hood back halfway back, grabbed the snack on the coffee table and ate it: "Every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I can see that I am different from the handsome of the day before, and my skin is rotten and cool, okay?"
”Yes, because the molting caused by skin cancer also occurs on his face, the face picture he sees every day is different, for example, the rotten part of his face yesterday looks like a chicken, but today it looks like a donkey, and that's where the change lies.Isn't it exciting to be able to see a different version of yourself every day, and it will not be boring and monotonous at all?
After a while, Edmund came back wiping his mouth with a handkerchief, and as soon as he sat down, he leaned back on the back of the sofa chair and nodded repeatedly: "I believe it, I believe it completely, I have never seen such a terrifying clown, I have never vomited in the pyramid and Mu Mu Yin hugging, but today he gave me a physiological reaction, it is really amazing." ”"Well, our identities have been explained, and now I need you to lend me some tools."
Batman began to talk about the deal, his whole body cowering in a dark corner, and he couldn't even see his mouth moving: "During the time I use those tools, you can chat with our joker and satisfy your curiosity, he's very interesting." ”"Yes, what do you need?"
Edmund reads that Batman is just borrowing a tool, and readily agrees, and Deadpool's intense feeling of nausea makes the explorer curious.It's also an occupational disease, explorers are people who are driven by curiosity, and the more mysterious things he is, the more he likes them, although Deadpool is indeed a little disgusting.Besides, these people can also be regarded as their own saviors, who saved themselves from the hands of those red monkeys, and it is the virtue of a gentleman to repay kindness."
I'm okay with that, your dim sum is delicious, if it's enough, I can talk to you."
Wade ate ate the small shortbread on the plate, and played with the silver plate of biscuits in his hand, which seemed to be appraising the value: "By the way, if Batman is not there, I can tell you some passionate stories that the radio will not allow you to broadcast, hehehe......"
His words drew Batman's death gaze again, but he turned a blind eye, but found it very interesting, as if he had found the weakness of the bat.However, Wade is very sober, and at most he just gives Edmund a stand-up comedy, so there is no need to worry about it at all."
Diana, you're here to give me a hand, Edmund, where is your alchemy lab?"
After giving Wade a warning with his eyes, Batman made his own request, and before the release of the periodic table in 1869, chemistry and alchemy were almost inseparable, at least most people could not tell how those magical changes in matter were produced.Edmund is a chemist, but the identities of the few people Batman just made up are circus actors, so at this time, it is necessary to talk about alchemy, which is in line with the identity of an uneducated civilian."
Actually, it's called chemistry, it's a science, it's not alchemy in the occult, and it's impossible to conjure gold out of thin air......"
Sure enough, the ancestor didn't notice anything, and he also seriously popularized science to the strange man dressed as a bat, and his eyes were like looking at an ignorant peasant: "Forget it, you may not understand what I say, since you know alchemy, that's fine."
Go over by yourself, I converted the ship's ground floor warehouse into a laboratory, and the door is unlocked. ”So Batman simply took Diana away, leaving Deadpool to chat with the ancestors and act as a bodyguard by the way.Wade's combat effectiveness is fascinating, but he is really very strong, and from a certain point of view, such an unbeatable human flesh sandbag is the most suitable for bodyguard work. ...........................................The ship swayed gently with the waves, and Batman and Wonder Woman walked to the bottom warehouse, which would normally be used to store some ballast heavy cargo, but who called it Edmund's expedition ship.If this laboratory was placed in everyone's time, it would be seriously unqualified, at least the fire protection level would not be able to pass.But now it is the 19th century, and having enough beakers and test tubes is already considered the world's top, as for what constant temperature and humidity, atmospheric pressure is strong, don't think about it, people still have to adapt to the environment.Once in the lab, the bat glanced at the equipment and began its work.He instructed Diana to help him carry some heavy things and assemble a convenient test bench, while he took out various chemical raw materials from his waist bag and began to make preliminary preparations.Then he asked Diana to help shake some of the solution vigorously, and helped him carry the condenser tube that needed to be heated, and he was busy with all his thoughts.But the woman couldn't hold back any longer, and she said, "Bruce, we need to talk, you must at least make me understand what you are doing." ”For the questions of his old teammates, he still respects Diana quite much, and he gave a simple answer: "Configure speed 9 and take us away." ”