The world is dark, the sky is dark, but it's not completely devoid of other colors.The group walked on this scorched earth-like land that seemed to have been burned by fire, and in the dense dark clouds overhead, various colors of thunder flashed from time to time.Sometimes red lightning bolts pop out of the clouds, like a lurking viper spitting out and retracting its forked tongue; Sometimes it's just a faint electric light, illuminating a wide range of dark clouds, like lighting a lighter through a layer of cotton.In between this flickering light and darkness, everyone followed Batman over the mountains and mountains......
Well, old irons, in fact, the road here is quite smooth, I want to render the atmosphere, but I can't find the right word. ”Deadpool was not idle on the road, he kept talking to his non-existent friends, describing the march of several people in an exaggerated tone.But the process is really too peaceful, what is going on on the earth in this era, he doesn't know, he only knows that the ground is terribly flat, not to mention the peaks or canyons, and he can't even see a small dirt slope."
Could it be that this is the legendary Pangea continent?
Legend has it that at that time there were not many continents at all, and the plot was a whole, so it was very flat. ”He plucked his nostrils, threw his long snot aside, rubbed his fingers on his pants, and changed another nostril to dig: "I'm sure there is a mountain, otherwise there would be no wind direction and rain clouds accumulating, but where is the mountain?"
Oh, if it's a black mountain, then I probably can't see it, the principle is like a black man would be invisible at night, hahaha!
”Telling jokes about skin color, his mood quickly improved, and Wade now understood why his cousin always liked to guess riddles with Nick Fury."
Go a little further and you'll see the mountains."
Diana picked up his words, and at the same time transferred the wounded man from Barry's shoulder to her own shoulder: "There's a hill there, and next to it is a river, but the water is black for some reason. ”"Got it, African River."
Deadpool's gaze suddenly sharpened, and he said the basis for his reasoning: "That river must be tanned, like an African!"
”"You'd better talk less about skin color."
Barry, who wanted to talk, stabbed Deadpool with his finger a little embarrassed, and asked him to look at Black Wally at the back of the line, and the little black man looked dejected at this time: "I heard Death Knell say that you went to Africa as a boy soldier when you were a child, maybe it's common to joke about skin color over there, but in the United States, this kind of joke is quite sensitive, and it's not conducive to unity." ”"Alas, you superheroes are just too sensitive, and it's just a joke."
The preached Deadpool shook his head with a disappointed expression: "Actually, I have a lot of black friends, people don't take skin color seriously at all, so naturally they don't feel racist, what you have in your heart, what your eyes can see, come here, black boy, let Uncle Wade teach you a lesson." ”With that, he didn't care how much Black Wally resisted, and took the boy into his sour arms.Because he didn't dare to use the speed force, in this way, the boy's legs must not be as long as he was an adult, so the speedy one was grabbed by him."
Hey, what are you doing?"
Black Wally let out a scream of struggle."
Listen to me, young man, although I often make fun of black people, I actually respect my friends of African descent, do you know what kind of qualities a person needs in modern capitalist society to make others value you?
I don't think you understand, so let me tell you, that is, you have to be rich!
As long as you have money, not to mention that your skin tone is not very dark, more like a Latino, even if you are so dark that you are completely invisible at night, others still have to politely call you Mr. when they see you. ”As a mercenary, Deadpool is very enthusiastic about sharing his values with young people, at least in his opinion, that money can solve many problems.It's a bit of a fallacy, but Wally did listen to it, and the little black man didn't struggle anymore, just covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and made a sullen movement: "You mean that I need to have the ability to show social value?"
”"That's pretty much it, right?
Probably, I don't quite understand the arguments of high emotional intelligence, you know, we mercenaries are rough people. ”Deadpool rubbed the boy's head like he was playing a basketball: "People say they want career and love, but to put it bluntly, they want money and beautiful women."
You're actually quite valuable now, after all, superheroes, aren't others happy to see you?
”"You really didn't mean to look down on me because I was black?"
Wally was a little moved, although Deadpool was disgusting, but he really didn't seem to be a racist, because a real racist, let alone holding a black man, even if he said a few words to a black man, he would have a rash on his arm because of the psychological effect."
No, don't worry, you don't know me, my wife is a succubus, the kind with purple skin all over her body; I also have a friend who is half black and half white, like a giant panda; How could I be racist with a black beauty close to me, able to line up from New York to Congo?
”As he spoke, Deadpool scratched his arm around the boy, which seemed to be very itchy, and subdued "What do you mean by a cannon friend?"
”The black boy blinked curiously, he had fully believed Deadpool's words, but he didn't understand the phrase."
Ahem!"
Barry coughed and slipped between the two, taking his place in the place of the Black Kid with his sacrificial spirit, letting Deadpool hold him, and then smiled hard and said to the boy, "You go to the front and see if Batman needs help." ”"Oh."
Black Wally listened to Barry very much, after all, the latter was the boss of the Lightning family, and although he was still curious, he also scratched his head and trotted to chase Batman in front of him.At this point in time, the earth was pitch black everywhere, and Batman was wearing black again, so he really needed to keep up with it, so as not to make him disappear again.Sending the boy away, Barry breathed a sigh of relief, and he hung his head helplessly and complained, "How can you talk about that kind of topic to a child?"
Will teach him badly. ”However, the innocent-looking slut shrugged his shoulders and replied in an aggrieved tone, "Who knew he was so innocent?"
The black brothers I know know can play, and when I was 12 years old as a junior soldier in Africa, I found out that they were ...... to orangutans at the same age.""
That's enough, Wade, don't go on, we're not interested in those things."
Diana couldn't take it anymore, she stopped her boyfriend's cousin and frowned and warned, "I can slip my hand at any time, just like Slater often slips." ”In fact, at the beginning, she saw Slater stab his cousin with a dagger covered with tears of apoptosis at every turn, and she was a little unbearable, because even if he was a self-healing person, relatives could not do this.But now she understands, it's not that Deathstroke is inhumane, it's that Deadpool is really understabbed, and if he doesn't clean him up for a while, he will completely lose control and let himself go, which will cause more damage to the team."
Well, then I won't talk about it, it's my fault, let's get down to business."
Wade put away the green wig on the top of his head, took off the big red ball fake nose from the mask, and then let go of Barry in his arms, and said, "There's the black river ahead, right?"
I seem to hear the sound of water?
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