"Knock knock hee hee!""
Knock knock hee hee!"
The monotonous rhythm and laughter kept coming from the door, and the two people in the room couldn't sleep at all because of the movement, so they could only stand guard in the hall on the first floor.This is the mysterious house that has left the multiverse 1 and entered the void, it is like a shoebox floating in the rolling river, from the outside, it is constantly spinning, tumbling, and drifting away by the invisible river.But it was said that it was in the void, and the knock on the door and the laughter were obviously not a good thing."
Oops, we seem to be targeted by something, tsk."
Konstantin took a puff of his cigarette, then collapsed on the couch like a dead pig, covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and shouted: "Get out!
There's no one at home, don't knock!
Fuck your ass and go!
”For him, most of the time he can still stay calm, even if there is a gas leak at home, he has to light a cigarette to calm down."
Knock knock hee hee!"
The voice outside the door didn't change at all, knocking for a while, laughing for a while, obviously whatever was knocking on the door, it either didn't know English, or it was a psychopath of mother-lover."
What will it be out there?"
Zatanna, who is a lot more serious, asked her ex-boyfriend, wearing fishnet stockings, she usually doesn't come to wander around in the void, so naturally she has to ask Konstantin, who is more experienced and more capable of causing trouble.Although the magic of the Backwards can also allow her to achieve effects such as out-of-body and roaming the astral plane, the most important thing for her is to perform magic tricks for the audience and maintain her own theater."
Uh~ Hell, I didn't send an invitation, and there are no good dishes here."
Scratching his head, Konstantin sat up, leaving a white dandruff on the sofa, his eyes squinted as if he couldn't open them, he clasped his thumb in his eyes, and replied: "There is everything in the void, it could be a living meteorite, it could be an undead creature, it could be a twisted Indian bicycle, it could even be the ancients who have long since disappeared, I don't know how long this door can hold back, so, are we going to have a shot now?"
If you die, you can be a cool ghost, and you can do without safety measures this time. ”After saying that, he smiled crookedly, revealing a greasy expression, as if he felt that he was very attractive like this."
Smack!"
Zatanna didn't have this mind, she turned around and slapped it, loud and fast, and then sprayed Zakang with a spit on the face: "What are you?"
A prostitute standing on the street?!
Cheer up, we all have to live, and we have to save all our friends.I know that you are deliberately talking like this to make me hate you, and if you have to sacrifice yourself next, I may not stop you when you are angry?
But I've seen through your tricks, and I know you, John, and I don't allow you to use that plan. ”Maybe it was too skilled, this slap made Zakang vomit blood again, he seemed to be choked, and kept coughing: "Ahem, ahem!"
How do you go upstairs and sleep and come down and become trying to save everyone?
It's easy to say, who will save us?
It's good to be able to survive, Miss, are you in the water in your brain?
”Although he said annoying things, Konstantin didn't mention the previous intimacy, because he knew that he was seen through by Xiaozha, and he deserved to be her.Zakang does have a final plan, the ultimate plan to sacrifice himself to save Zatanna, which is to commit suicide.Because his soul is something that both the forces of hell and heaven want, and the soul has been sold many times to about 700 demon buyers, so even in the void, as long as he commits suicide, this suicide sin will make the soul more fragrant, so that the demons can't bear it anymore and rush to snatch the soul.As for how many demons have the ability to enter the void, he can't say, but if he can come to the twenty or so famous and surnamed big demons, then no matter what is outside the door, it only takes a few seconds to delay, and it is enough for Xiaozha to launch the inverted magic and get out safely with the mysterious house.But now, Zatanna has seen through this plan, so under her surveillance, it will be difficult to kill herself."
Less nonsense, so I'm asking you to think of something else?"
Zatanna took a deep breath, she began to try to mobilize her magical ability, but as soon as she raised her hand, she felt a splitting headache: "I can't say my words, you fight for me, use your brain!"
”"To put it lightly, uh~~~ You also have a brain organ, but you move?"
Konstantin rubbed his face and got up from the sofa speechlessly: "Heh, women are trouble, it will only make me troublesome, I seem to have another way." ”It's like this every time, after being slapped in the face, he seems to have been opened up to the eight veins of the Qi Jing, and the flexibility of his brain has reached a higher level.Without Xiao Zha urging, he took out a black chalk made of human bone powder from the pocket of his windbreaker, and drew a magic circle on the floor, explaining while drawing: "Many people think that my mysterious house is like a magic tower, so since it is a magic tower, it must be located on the magic node, but the spirit prison does not seem to have such a nature" "Well, what you drew seems to be a communication circle?"
”Zatanna, who interrupted his nonsense, looked down at the floor, hunched over because her chest blocked her view."
That's right, dear, in short, I won't talk about the details, let's talk about the conclusion, many wizards don't know, in fact, there is an invisible connection between the magic nodes and the Eternal Rock, because all the magic energy has to flow there, and this connection will not be easily blocked, and the vast majority of magic is witchcraft, the source of witchcraft is the upside-down man, the white-skinned monster is now in the hands of Deathstroke, so I only need to throw a drifting bottle into the 'river', then the news will soon go upstream, and will be known by Deathbell."
Speaking of this, Konstantin sighed, he shook his head before continuing: "Seriously, if there is a choice, I really don't want to ask for Deathbell, he is too powerful, there is no way to counter him, I am afraid that you will leave me and throw yourself into his arms, cough cough." ”"Don't think about all that nonsense, he's not interested in me, you should find out with your alcohol-filled brain, he only likes muscular female warriors, or sociopathic psychos."
Zatanna kicked her ex-boyfriend and walked to the sofa and sat down speechlessly: "Also, I don't like his violent type of man either, have you seen it?"
It wasn't once or twice that he slapped Xiao Dai's head with a frying pan and put her down like a tree. ”"Oh, really."
Zhakang completed the magic circle, and coughed for a while because he wanted to laugh, and quickly took the wine bottle handed by Xiao Zha and drank a few sips, before swallowing back the black phlegm with blood, and then lying on the ground: "Okay, as soon as you say that, I won't have any psychological burden when I ask him for help, it's still a little tangled, give me some motivation, such as a deep.""
Smack!"
The impatient Zatana gave him another slap, and at this time, Konstantin strengthened his confidence, and he activated the magic circle beautifully, shouting to the floor: "Slade, I'm Konstantin, now floating in the void, blocked by monsters, help!"
”(End of chapter)