What did Deadpool think of?
The solution is still in the circus.Some people may not be familiar with the circus, but the main performances in this kind of venue are generally magic, animal taming, and acrobatics.Among them, the throwing knife and trapeze in the acrobatic event are reserved items, no matter what circus, if there are no these two, it is not qualified.When the trapeze project first appeared, it was a group of people swinging in the air, relying on inertia to throw themselves out, and playing relay races in the air, which is essentially a bit like the uneven bars in gymnastics.Nightwing's family elders, the Grayson family is a famous trapeze artist family in Gotham, who has been playing trapeze for generations, which also allowed him to develop good physical flexibility since he was a child, laying the foundation for becoming a superhero.A long time ago, because there was no television or radio, people had very little entertainment, except for playing cards and drinking, and in this case, the cruising circus had a very good market.When you start your business, you don't even need anything too complicated, just buy some strange specimens and corpses, do a freak show, find a house and exhibit and you can make money.After it developed, a large team was formed, just like the troupe of the Celestial Empire.Between different teams, according to the words of a certain old Guo, the hatred of the peers is Chiguoguo, so when the circus business was later oppressed by various electrical appliances and shrunk, serious involution appeared.Not to mention anything else, at least the original trapeze project, began to pursue a more exciting, crazy way to show.For example, the original magic props were added to the trapeze performance, which gave birth to a performance method called "human cannon".To put it simply, there is a launcher that looks like a cannon, which can shoot the flying man into the sky at high speed, achieving a higher, faster and stronger way of transcendence.And the solution that Deadpool came up with was a human cannon.There are all kinds of amusement equipment in his circus, and even if there is none, there is time for the scene to be conceived, but there must be such a thing as a human cannon.The original artillery may not be reliable for the air, but the key depends on what ammunition is fired, if it is an artillery nuclear bomb, then there is no need for any accuracy, just fire.But Deadpool doesn't have a nuclear bomb in his hand, at least not for the time being, and what he plans to launch is still a little Deadpool.Dress them in wingsuits that glide through the air, and shoot them towards Amo with a cannon."
Someone, push my Italian cannon out!"
After stopping his sister-in-law, the slut turned his head and greeted loudly into the circus garden, which can be described as full of confidence, like a warlord in an African country, or the kind of eighty years ago.Soon, there were a lot of little Deadpools pushing colorful cannons, which were called cannons, but they looked more like water tanks or rice mortars, but they were used to hold a small Deadpool and fire it, which was not a problem."
Report!
Ace pilots apply to fight!
”At this time, a little Deadpool in a wingsuit walked over, and he saluted handsomely with two fingers like Tom in TopGun.If you ignore his rotten face and the stench on his body, then he is indeed a little handsome."
Very good, very energetic!"
Wade patted the little Deadpool on the shoulder with relief, although usually these little bastards messed up his brain, but if something really happened, people were not ambiguous to help cut people, but moved to be moved, what to do, Wade also needed to be taught face-to-face: "It's up to you, Pikachu, don't ask why Pokémon is suddenly mentioned, because I'm just playing with voice actors, you just need to wait to be launched into the sky, and then fly with a wingsuit to fly as far as you can to our enemies, Then try to in his face in the air and make him crash-land because of his nausea, this is the nirvana I invented, you brew it, prepare a little diluted, preferably the kind that can be sprayed radially. ”After hearing this, this little Deadpool nodded slowly, he took off his tyrannosaurus sunglasses with a slightly trembling hand, put them in his pocket and smiled crookedly: "Is it a kamikaze attack?"
Hehe, that's exactly what I want!
Maybe I was a Japanese devil in my last life?
Is this my fate?
Ah, the cherry blossoms in my hometown, I wonder if they will be in full bloom this year as before?
Yuriko, after I die, your husband will never know our secrets, so please take care of our children. ”After speaking, the little Deadpool also took out a P3 from his trouser pocket and began to play the famous song "Cherry Blossom", and in the other hand, he also took out an aunt's towel and pen and ink inkstone that I don't know who had used, and with a wave of the pen, he wrote the words "Seven Lives to Serve the Country" on it, and planned to wrap it in his head."
Fack!
I don't care about you!
You are all my imaginary little brothers, why do you still add drama to yourself?!
Where did you come from in your last life?!
And why is there seven too?!
”Deadpool, who was jumping frantically on the side, knocked off the white cloth in the other party's hand, grabbed the little Deadpool and threw it into the barrel, and threw the sake that appeared in his hand into the muzzle of the gun by the way, and said angrily to the other little Deadpools around: "Charge, hurry up and load the gunpowder, look at the excitement, if his disappears and can't be pulled out after a while, you will pay for it?!"
”He looked a little angry, like the Americans who had been attacked at Pearl Harbor, because this little Deadpool didn't talk about martial arts and attacked his popularity, and he had to be killed as soon as possible.The surrounding Deadpool brought a powder keg, poured black powder into the barrel, and took a broom-like prop and poked it inside.Probably yes, right?
Load the cannon with a powder twist, prepare the torch for ignition, and then adjust the muzzle orientation to aim at the black spot in the air like a small dust.As for whether the human cannon can hit so high.
Probably can, right?
Anyway, the force is big and the bricks are flying, and the medicine is just done.At this time, a dull sound came from inside the barrel, as if someone had been buried alive in a dry well."
Damn, give me the torch!
You still read the death poem?
Or plagiarize the beautiful boy Okita Soji.,Stinky and shameless.,Only I can be considered a beautiful boy.,What kind of thing are you?!
Walk you!
”Wade was even more angry when he heard that the little Deadpool in the barrel was still playing the score, and he could even feel his popularity draining, so he immediately lit the fuse with a torch, and in the sound of gunpowder burning, the flames illuminated his hideous face like ukiyo-e.A second later, there was a loud bang like popcorn boiling in the pot!
(End of chapter)